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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!


akulanization posted:

even in character i cannot pretend to find steven chowder funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vo0RndMsas#t=28s

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new friend from school
May 19, 2008


OH MAN, I GOTTA GET ME SOME PENS

SKILCRAFT
QUALITY BLIND MADE PRODUCTS, BITCH


Wtf does this even refer to? 8 years in the military, and the only difference was a (slightly) different physical fitness test for women, not all that much easier anyway imho

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe


safetyStanddown posted:

Wtf does this even refer to? 8 years in the military, and the only difference was a (slightly) different physical fitness test for women, not all that much easier anyway imho

if you weren't a Marine or a Navy SEAL you weren't Are Troops

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



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crabcakes66 posted:

Meh. He just realized there was an untapped market and you don't need to actually be funny to be a conservative comedian.

poo poo dog, I've never been funny. Why aren't people laughing at me?

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



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safetyStanddown posted:

Wtf does this even refer to? 8 years in the military, and the only difference was a (slightly) different physical fitness test for women, not all that much easier anyway imho

Chowder is all about ethics in physical fitness tests.

new friend from school
May 19, 2008


OH MAN, I GOTTA GET ME SOME PENS

SKILCRAFT
QUALITY BLIND MADE PRODUCTS, BITCH

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

if you weren't a Marine or a Navy SEAL you weren't Are Troops

I was one of those, though :/
E: also iirc, the difference was that males did pull ups and females did a flexed arm hang (basically stay in the "up" position for as long as you can), which is hard af in its own way and much harder than straight pull ups for most men.

new friend from school fucked around with this message at 03:06 on May 16, 2016

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


safetyStanddown posted:

I was one of those, though :/
E: also iirc, the difference was that males did pull ups and females did a flexed arm hang (basically stay in the "up" position for as long as you can), which is hard af in its own way and much harder than straight pull ups for most men.

Thank you for your service

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx


Ivor Biggun posted:

poo poo dog, I've never been funny. Why aren't people laughing at me?

Don't sell yourself short. You are hilarious.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




redweird posted:

It would be cool to hit Steven Crowder in the face with a bat

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

akulanization posted:

even in character i cannot pretend to find steven chowder funny.

I don't know man, implying that he fucks his mother is pretty funny

https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/732367986636423168

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013

I was 12 when I made love for the first time, in Tropea, with a Roman girl who was 17 years old.






reminder that the good union man that did that didn't face any punishment, as the police investigated and essentially said to Crowder "chat poo poo get banged"

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u52Oz-54VYw

kickascii
Mar 29, 2010


I agree with the smug future cyber fox.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 23:13 on May 17, 2016

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



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Is Obama transgender or a pedophile in this cartoon? I'm confused.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007




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haha, b-rock has done it again

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Ivor Biggun posted:

Is Obama transgender or a pedophile in this cartoon? I'm confused.

Yes

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


crabcakes66 posted:

Don't sell yourself short. You are hilarious.

Yeah, did you see the post he did right under that? Ethics?!! Wowza!!
Where do ppl come up with this incredible poo poo?!

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



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Ork of Fiction posted:

Yeah, did you see the post he did right under that? Ethics?!! Wowza!!
Where do ppl come up with this incredible poo poo?!

Like Robin Williams I steal all my best jokes. This post is going in future_zingers.txt

Faith For Two
Aug 27, 2015


Ivor Biggun posted:

Is Obama transgender or a pedophile in this cartoon? I'm confused.

May be it's a meta joke on how people don't know that trans and pedo mean different things.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012
My incredible shitposting will not transform the xbone into a good console


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Ivor Biggun posted:

Is Obama transgender or a pedophile in this cartoon?

Yes.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


It's commentary about how Hillary Clinton called blacks super predators

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005





Ivor Biggun posted:

Is Obama transgender or a pedophile in this cartoon? I'm confused.

All transgender are rapists and pedophiles, have you not been paying attention?

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012
My incredible shitposting will not transform the xbone into a good console


Lipstick Apathy

I'm ready for Hillary. She best represents my values.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007




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Totally TWISTED posted:

All transgender are rapists and pedophiles, have you not been paying attention?

i've been paying attention...to the LIBERAL MEDIA

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup





SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Posts meme about black on white crime, illegals, guns, etc.



I'd hit it, but it looks like someone already did

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014




it's cute how they think they could tell.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


There is nothing in this world more liberating than taking hostages when one of your family members has to take a tinkle

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


I'm concerned about you committing a sex crime against my child, so you best believe I am willing to preemptively commit a hate crime against you!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012



Groovelord Neato posted:

it's cute how they think they could tell.

what obamacare cant fix your blindness?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012





It's really, really funny how insane this is making people lol

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfO1veFs6Ho

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die




128F in India, well it's always hot there plus it snowed in Iowa so it's actually global cooling

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007




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Groovelord Neato posted:

it's cute how they think they could tell.

3/10 or lower, probably safe to unholster

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




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Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E



The delicious irony is that the software that will drive these robots will be developed right there in SF.

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