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old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004



kermit the frog sipping tea is triggering me. I loving hate that frog and want to twist his rear end in a top hat puppet head off.

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.



I actually agree with this one though. Licensing standards are too lax.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


InterFaced posted:

kermit the frog sipping tea is triggering me. I loving hate that frog and want to twist his rear end in a top hat puppet head off.

I like how the pic implies Kermit just went on a shooting spree,and is now enjoying a refreshing glass of tea to cool down!

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax


Prorat posted:

Jihadist terrorist attacks aren't mass shootings. That list is dumb.

um excuse me these attacks have nothing to do with islam

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015



I wonder whether it would be possible to turn Krusty.jpg into a conservative facebook meme.

edit: Maybe like this?

Ibogaine fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Jul 18, 2016

The Light Eternal
Jun 12, 2006

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.


FogHelmut posted:

I actually agree with this one though. Licensing standards are too lax.

Yeah as an EMS worker it's always seemed crazy to me that we're exempt from CDL laws. I've driven a full-sized truck ambulance with no formal training. Same goes for firetrucks.

Also the fact that people can go to Uhaul and rent a huge truck with no training.

do u know jenny
Dec 24, 2007

by Lowtax



Assaulting people with trucks is in fact illegal so I'm confused


8-Bit Scholar posted:

There is a video of a fat preacher who holds up a gun and says he will shoot anyone who aims a gun at a police officer.

It's probably the most legitimate scary thing I've seen yet, every ounce of it dripping with an eerie religious violence. It has 2.7 million views.

It's fatman Josh Feuerstein. Don't let his name fool you, he also wants you to resist gay agendas via firearms in the name of Christianity.

He also had a video where he stated
"I say, tonight, we punish Planned Parenthood. I think its time that abortion doctors should have to run and hide and be afraid for their life. [sic]

https://m.facebook.com/joshua.feuerstein.5

He has 2+ million followers on Facebook.



He's also the one that got people pissed at Starbucks over the red Christmas cup.

E:haha click on his Facebook profile picture


do u know jenny fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jul 18, 2016

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


cuck cuck im gay posted:

He's also the one that got people pissed at Starbucks over the red Christmas cup.

I never understood this since red is supposed to symbolize the blood of martyrs, and that's why it's associated with Christmas. It's unambiguously Christian.

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Ain't no Steeler like an ex-Steeler.

Hi, it is me your friend from High School who never left town and thinks that Bob Evans is fine dining. Anyway, let me tell you about the truth you will realize about muzlems when you grow up.

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe


I had always been a pretty progressive liberal my whole life but within the last couple years have become more and more conservative as a result of some alt-righty people's views so am I becoming dumber or are they just really persuasive or are they actually correct about some things or wtf is going on I mean people aren't supposed to change their minds about things so wtf ya know

old beast lunatic
Nov 2, 2004



As some people get older they just get all gently caress You Got Mine. Its like Alzheimer's. Like Alzheimers, the condition can be cured by smoking lots of weed.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Secular Humanist posted:

I had always been a pretty progressive liberal my whole life but within the last couple years have become more and more conservative as a result of some alt-righty people's views so am I becoming dumber or are they just really persuasive or are they actually correct about some things or wtf is going on I mean people aren't supposed to change their minds about things so wtf ya know

It's not that, it's that "progressive" liberals are becoming so extreme that their progression and turned into regression. They are insane now. Liberals today are not the same as liberals 10 years ago.

But don't let them know that or you will be called a racist even if the conversation has nothing to do with race or even people.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

Prorat posted:

It's not that, it's that "progressive" liberals are becoming so extreme that their progression and turned into regression. They are insane now. Liberals today are not the same as liberals 10 years ago.

But don't let them know that or you will be called a racist even if the conversation has nothing to do with race or even people.

ur racist

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


I'm still as radical socialist as I ever have been, but I think Prorat is right and I'm finding myself saying 'faux left bourgie bitch' a lot the last couple years.

The left has a serious image/organization problem. Doesn't help that there isn't a cohesive ideology to rally behind like Marxism was 110 years ago. It obv failed and we need a new model that can work with market economics but no one is doing that because they'd rather call Trump a doodoohead I guess.

Or they've just given up and are pushing for minor reforms to the system that already exists (or they're just nutso Tumblrinas).


Meanwhile somehow Trump is more left than Hillary if you look at the policy positions and ignore the rhetoric. (<-- great way to troll liberals, it's even true)

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Jul 19, 2016

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.



Nice.

SciFiDownBeat
Jun 19, 2012


Moridin920 posted:

Meanwhile somehow Trump is more left than Hillary if you look at the policy positions and ignore the rhetoric. (<-- great way to troll liberals, it's even true)

also a troll on republicans, isn't it?

this whole damned election is a troll

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008



Moridin920 posted:

I'm still as radical socialist as I ever have been, but I think Prorat is right and I'm finding myself saying 'faux left bourgie bitch' a lot the last couple years.

I up around both libertarians and the revolutionary communist party. All hail Bob Avakian, pbuh.

I was turned off by both of their politics, but the communists had the better drugs.

crabcakes66
May 24, 2012

by exmarx


Moridin920 posted:


Meanwhile somehow Trump is more left than Hillary if you look at the policy positions and ignore the rhetoric. (<-- great way to troll liberals, it's even true)


If anyone could decipher what's rhetoric and what's policy with Trump this might be true.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012
My incredible shitposting will not transform the xbone into a good console


Lipstick Apathy

InterFaced posted:

As some people get older they just get all gently caress You Got Mine. Its like Alzheimer's. Like Alzheimers, the condition can be cured by smoking lots of weed.

Please stay in character ITT.

Prorat posted:

It's not that, it's that "progressive" liberals are becoming so extreme that their progression and turned into regression. They are insane now. Liberals today are not the same as liberals 10 years ago.

But don't let them know that or you will be called a racist even if the conversation has nothing to do with race or even people.

Haha, yes, excellent.


ur not in char ITT

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

Moridin920 posted:

I'm still as radical socialist as I ever have been, but I think Prorat is right and I'm finding myself saying 'faux left bourgie bitch' a lot the last couple years.

The left has a serious image/organization problem. Doesn't help that there isn't a cohesive ideology to rally behind like Marxism was 110 years ago. It obv failed and we need a new model that can work with market economics but no one is doing that because they'd rather call Trump a doodoohead I guess.

Or they've just given up and are pushing for minor reforms to the system that already exists (or they're just nutso Tumblrinas).


Meanwhile somehow Trump is more left than Hillary if you look at the policy positions and ignore the rhetoric. (<-- great way to troll liberals, it's even true)

We still got Platformism imo and Kropotkin is still dope


Marx is pretty cool too

until they come up with a better scientific way to analyze the world that doesn't involve whining about triggering on tumblr im gonna go with those bearded fucks

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

ur not in char ITT

gently caress

oh yea

well

"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money". - Alexis de Tocqueville

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."






El Golden Goose
Jul 23, 2007



Hah yeah got em! That's why we make them truck drivers get that special license to drive these! It's an exercise in liberty.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006


"Mr Ice Cream Glove" posted:



And I don't want to be raped any more. Build this wall

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014



Ramrod XTreme

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006






"I work and pay taxt?" reads like the conservative version of "how is babby formed?"

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot


InterFaced posted:

As some people get older they just get all gently caress You Got Mine. Its like Alzheimer's. Like Alzheimers, the condition can be cured by smoking lots of weed.

Yah because you realize 80% of humanity is lazy, lying scum

Have you ever managed human beings in a professional setting

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Yah because you realize 80% of humanity is lazy, lying scum

Have you ever managed human beings in a professional setting

Sorry to break character, but have you ever worked for a middle manager? They have no control over the rest of their life and nothing else to live for, so you better believe they are going to talk down to the teenager who this is just a temporary paycheck.

Back in character: "Savages. Why would they want to work if they can just sit on their asses and collect welfare?!"

Cymbal Monkey
Apr 16, 2009

Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!



This one is actually super loving upsetting, imagine being those kids.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Cymbal Monkey posted:

This one is actually super loving upsetting, imagine being those kids.

Terrible white sub-urban mom, they always have kids who hate them

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear

Lipstick Apathy


He thought he could tricked us but NICE TRY

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014




Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Yah because you realize 80% of humanity is lazy, lying scum

Have you ever managed human beings in a professional setting

most rich people inherited their wealth.

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Yah because you realize 80% of humanity is lazy, lying scum

Have you ever managed human beings in a professional setting

1 out of every 5 people is a lazy, lying scumbag. Therefore, if you take any single person with me and my three best drinking buddies they are going to be a lazy, lying scumbag.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012





Obama has to publicly, yet covertly, reveal his allegiance to what Conservatives think is Islam or whatever, it's in the rules or something

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Those are my runes.
Give them back.
You are a dog.
They don't even fit.


Professor Shark posted:

Obama has to publicly, yet covertly, reveal his allegiance to what Conservatives think is Islam or whatever, it's in the rules or something

It's like how the illuminati is contractually obliged to put their symbols on all their stuff while remaining a top secret conspiracy

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing



Professor Shark posted:

Obama has to publicly, yet covertly, reveal his allegiance to what Conservatives think is Islam or whatever, it's in the rules or something

Islamists have the memory of goldfish, so if he doesn't make small, obvious yet secret indicators that he is a terrormuslim Kenyan every few days, they'll forget and try to kill him, setting their plans back decades.

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012
My incredible shitposting will not transform the xbone into a good console


Lipstick Apathy

I made the mistake of friending a friend of a friend on Facebook who seems to have made it his life's mission to correct me on my evil single payer healthcare-wanting not-dying ways. Hates Trump, but loves Scott Walker and Libertarians. Lives in the suburbs, so he doesn't have to interact with people that are different than him. Really kind of pissing me off.

Sorry for breaking character ITT. I will probably have some real juicy nugs soon.

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