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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Strategic Tea posted:

It's like how the illuminati is contractually obliged to put their symbols on all their stuff while remaining a top secret conspiracy

that's how they recruit if you figure it all out and follow the trail to the temple of light you're in like flynn

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

I made the mistake of friending a friend of a friend on Facebook who seems to have made it his life's mission to correct me on my evil single payer healthcare-wanting not-dying ways. Hates Trump, but loves Scott Walker and Libertarians. Lives in the suburbs, so he doesn't have to interact with people that are different than him. Really kind of pissing me off.

Sorry for breaking character ITT. I will probably have some real juicy nugs soon.

liberalism is a mental disease heh

you want us all to live in Venezuela

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

Professor Shark posted:

Obama has to publicly, yet covertly, reveal his allegiance to what Conservatives think is Islam or whatever, it's in the rules or something

Just you wait, on January 19th 2017 he'll be all "surprise motherbitches" and start talking in arabic and confiscating our guns.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear

Lipstick Apathy

If you don't like it you can just move to Porta Rico

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



Share this if you think they should put sewing class back In schools

Share if you think the biggest crime today is the lack of wood shop in high school

Share if you think "common core" should be replaced with "civics" and basic "math"

I bet most of you wont...

Dead Precedents
May 4, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.





Democrats have always tried to be unamerican

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


idk "I am a donut" is pretty american sounding to me

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



I just happen to think that some one under FBI investigation isn't fit to be commander in chief. Think about all those deleted emails. Think about how many Benghazis might have happened that we don't even know about.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014




Ramrod XTreme

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless



I feel like she's pulling that shirt off and about to get spit-roasted by the phantasmic images of former conservative presidents.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006




Hitler was a socialist AKA liberal

checkmate libtard nazis

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006




I was on the bus the other day (i was doing my daily neighborhood watch run, making a mental catalogue of all the potential criminals and terrorists that get off in my neighborhood), and this old lady liberal hippie type asked a young hard-working man for his seat at the front of the bus. She was in bad physical shape, probably from spitting on our troops and protesting for communism so much back during Nam, but made up some excuse about being old and "disabled". Now remember, the front is the part of the bus where the feds find it necessary to flex their big government muscles, and force tax-paying americans to give up their seats for certain special interest groups (groups that obviously give these corrupt politicians votes). But this young man was having none of it, and stood his ground. He told the ol hippie to get hosed and get her own seat elsewhere on the bus, and in the process of doing so, he also stood up to obama and those other over-reaching political leeches. And then everyone on the bus stood up and clapped. I'll definitely buy that young man a beer if i ever see him again.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Moridin920 posted:

idk "I am a donut" is pretty american sounding to me

Lol, no
http://www.snopes.com/language/misxlate/berliner.asp

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!







Snopes? That liberal gossip rag?

Call me when you get some credible sources, pal.

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005




Get this loving libtard propaganda site out of here

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

Marcsism
Mar 17, 2009


Donald Trump did not steal your money. Donald Trump did not raise your taxes. Donald Trump did not quadruple the price of food. Trump is not starting a race war. Trump did not leave any US soldiers in Benghazi to be slaughtered and desecrated by Muslims. Trump did not send the US Navy to fight for Syrian Al-Qaeda. Trump did not arm ISIS and systematically exterminate Christians throughout the Middle East. Trump did not betray Israel. Trump did not provide financing and technology to Iran's nuclear weapons program. Trump did not give our military secrets to China. Trump did not remove our nuclear missile shield in Poland at the behest of Russia. Trump did not shrivel our military, and betray our veterans. Trump did not cripple our economy. Trump did not increase our debt to 20 trillion dollars. Trump did not ruin our credit, twice. Trump did not double African American unemployment. Trump did not increase welfare to a record level for eight years. Trump did not sign a law making it legal to execute, and imprison Americans. Trump did not set free all of terrorists in Guantanamo bay. Trump did not steal your rights, violate US Constitutional law, or commit treason, hundreds of times. Yet Trump is being ripped apart in the news, non stop. Barrack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton and the criminals occupying our government, are not. The media is the Democratic Party. Save our culture. Stop listening to them..!! Please copy and Paste. Let this sink in liberal democrats .

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


Bless + Like + Praey

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/s...557421035196418

Tricky D
Mar 31, 2005



glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


I want some heath care he was on some rad drugs when he croaked

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless



lol what a moron you just have to wait until like 1910 or so and then let the socialists capture your capital then just wait a year

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012





Re: #4, isn't the US already pretty much a police state? Even a few tens of thousand disconnected gun owners wouldn't stand much of a chance if the police decided that the lower class were at risk of rebelling against their "Socialist Overlords" or whatever dumb poo poo they imagine

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear

Lipstick Apathy

here are some fine ribbings against the libtard capital

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you
know you're from California if:
* Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
* You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
* You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
* Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.
* You can't remember. . Is pot illegal?
* You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
* You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
* A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
* Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
* Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is George Clooney.
* Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
* It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: Storm Watch.
* You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.
* It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
* Both you and your dog have therapists.
* The Terminator is your governor.
* If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
here illegally, they want to give you one.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear

Lipstick Apathy

oh also

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




The first rule of ConPost is Always Artifact

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006




Stinky_Pete posted:

here are some fine ribbings against the libtard capital

So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you
know you're from California if:
* Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
* You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
* You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
* Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.
* You can't remember. . Is pot illegal?
* You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
* You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
* A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
* Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
* Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is George Clooney.
* Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
* It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: Storm Watch.
* You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.
* It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
* Both you and your dog have therapists.
* The Terminator is your governor.
* If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
here illegally, they want to give you one.

*homosexual communist death squads will make you get a sex change or else you will be killed via kombucha injection, and your remains turned into fertilizer for a quinoa farm.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot


glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot


Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy


No blue tick, I'm assuming that account is a parody.

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx


Ivor Biggun posted:

No blue tick, I'm assuming that account is a parody.

lol twitter doesn't just hand out blue checkmarks to people who aren't "progressive"

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003


Dead Precedents posted:



Democrats have always tried to be unamerican

a real kick in the nuts to München

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

Just want to remind all you dumbass liberals that Trump definitely HAS A PLAN that you are all just too dumb rear end gently caress to understand

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula



Lipstick Apathy

ElGroucho posted:

Just want to remind all you dumbass liberals that Trump definitely HAS A PLAN that you are all just too dumb rear end gently caress to understand

Does his plan involve losing the election?

Space Poodle
Nov 11, 2007


ElGroucho posted:

Just want to remind all you dumbass liberals that Trump definitely HAS A PLAN that you are all just too dumb rear end gently caress to understand

The one where he's going to deregulate all the things, while also taxing businesses 35% (of what? who loving knows!) for moving locations?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

Yeah Dummys! Once the Latinos see how 2 Legit 2 Quit Trump really is , theyull be begging him to eat All their Cheesy Quessadillas

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007
"If you put a hamburger in the toaster it'll say Happy Birthday."




https://twitter.com/flyaway47/status/762724727911841792

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Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008




What's up with those Yankee accents on my Alabama local news?

Also lol at the end, the pastor would like it known that he ain't no snitch.

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