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Strategic Tea posted:It's like how the illuminati is contractually obliged to put their symbols on all their stuff while remaining a top secret conspiracy that's how they recruit if you figure it all out and follow the trail to the temple of light you're in like flynn 
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:I made the mistake of friending a friend of a friend on Facebook who seems to have made it his life's mission to correct me on my evil single payer healthcare-wanting not-dying ways. Hates Trump, but loves Scott Walker and Libertarians. Lives in the suburbs, so he doesn't have to interact with people that are different than him. Really kind of pissing me off. liberalism is a mental disease heh you want us all to live in Venezuela 
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Professor Shark posted:Obama has to publicly, yet covertly, reveal his allegiance to what Conservatives think is Islam or whatever, it's in the rules or something Just you wait, on January 19th 2017 he'll be all "surprise motherbitches" and start talking in arabic and confiscating our guns.
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If you don't like it you can just move to Porta Rico
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Share this if you think they should put sewing class back In schools Share if you think the biggest crime today is the lack of wood shop in high school Share if you think "common core" should be replaced with "civics" and basic "math" I bet most of you wont...
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Jul 30, 2016 23:59
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Jul 31, 2016 03:11
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idk "I am a donut" is pretty american sounding to me
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Jul 31, 2016 03:22
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I just happen to think that some one under FBI investigation isn't fit to be commander in chief. Think about all those deleted emails. Think about how many Benghazis might have happened that we don't even know about.
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I feel like she's pulling that shirt off and about to get spit-roasted by the phantasmic images of former conservative presidents.
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Jul 31, 2016 20:10
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Hitler was a socialist AKA liberal checkmate libtard nazis
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I was on the bus the other day (i was doing my daily neighborhood watch run, making a mental catalogue of all the potential criminals and terrorists that get off in my neighborhood), and this old lady liberal hippie type asked a young hard-working man for his seat at the front of the bus. She was in bad physical shape, probably from spitting on our troops and protesting for communism so much back during Nam, but made up some excuse about being old and "disabled". Now remember, the front is the part of the bus where the feds find it necessary to flex their big government muscles, and force tax-paying americans to give up their seats for certain special interest groups (groups that obviously give these corrupt politicians votes). But this young man was having none of it, and stood his ground. He told the ol hippie to get hosed and get her own seat elsewhere on the bus, and in the process of doing so, he also stood up to obama and those other over-reaching political leeches. And then everyone on the bus stood up and clapped. I'll definitely buy that young man a beer if i ever see him again.
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Moridin920 posted:idk "I am a donut" is pretty american sounding to me Lol, no http://www.snopes.com/language/misxlate/berliner.asp
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Jul 31, 2016 20:55
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Snopes? That liberal gossip rag? Call me when you get some credible sources, pal.
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Jul 31, 2016 21:23
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Get this loving libtard propaganda site out of here
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Donald Trump did not steal your money. Donald Trump did not raise your taxes. Donald Trump did not quadruple the price of food. Trump is not starting a race war. Trump did not leave any US soldiers in Benghazi to be slaughtered and desecrated by Muslims. Trump did not send the US Navy to fight for Syrian Al-Qaeda. Trump did not arm ISIS and systematically exterminate Christians throughout the Middle East. Trump did not betray Israel. Trump did not provide financing and technology to Iran's nuclear weapons program. Trump did not give our military secrets to China. Trump did not remove our nuclear missile shield in Poland at the behest of Russia. Trump did not shrivel our military, and betray our veterans. Trump did not cripple our economy. Trump did not increase our debt to 20 trillion dollars. Trump did not ruin our credit, twice. Trump did not double African American unemployment. Trump did not increase welfare to a record level for eight years. Trump did not sign a law making it legal to execute, and imprison Americans. Trump did not set free all of terrorists in Guantanamo bay. Trump did not steal your rights, violate US Constitutional law, or commit treason, hundreds of times. Yet Trump is being ripped apart in the news, non stop. Barrack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton and the criminals occupying our government, are not. The media is the Democratic Party. Save our culture. Stop listening to them..!! Please copy and Paste. Let this sink in liberal democrats .
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Bless + Like + Praey
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I want some heath care he was on some rad drugs when he croaked
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lol what a moron you just have to wait until like 1910 or so and then let the socialists capture your capital then just wait a year
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Re: #4, isn't the US already pretty much a police state? Even a few tens of thousand disconnected gun owners wouldn't stand much of a chance if the police decided that the lower class were at risk of rebelling against their "Socialist Overlords" or whatever dumb poo poo they imagine
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here are some fine ribbings against the libtard capital So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes, you know you're from California if: * Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible. * You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house. * You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English. * Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Flower. * You can't remember. . Is pot illegal? * You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. * You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. * A really great parking space can totally move you to tears. * Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S. * Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really is George Clooney. * Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. * It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: Storm Watch. * You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers. * It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents. * Both you and your dog have therapists. * The Terminator is your governor. * If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're here illegally, they want to give you one.
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Stinky_Pete posted:here are some fine ribbings against the libtard capital *homosexual communist death squads will make you get a sex change or else you will be killed via kombucha injection, and your remains turned into fertilizer for a quinoa farm.
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No blue tick, I'm assuming that account is a parody.
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Aug 3, 2016 00:32
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Ivor Biggun posted:No blue tick, I'm assuming that account is a parody. lol twitter doesn't just hand out blue checkmarks to people who aren't "progressive"
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Dead Precedents posted:
a real kick in the nuts to München
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Just want to remind all you dumbass liberals that Trump definitely HAS A PLAN that you are all just too dumb rear end gently caress to understand
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ElGroucho posted:Just want to remind all you dumbass liberals that Trump definitely HAS A PLAN that you are all just too dumb rear end gently caress to understand Does his plan involve losing the election?
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ElGroucho posted:Just want to remind all you dumbass liberals that Trump definitely HAS A PLAN that you are all just too dumb rear end gently caress to understand The one where he's going to deregulate all the things, while also taxing businesses 35% (of what? who loving knows!) for moving locations?
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Yeah Dummys! Once the Latinos see how 2 Legit 2 Quit Trump really is , theyull be begging him to eat All their Cheesy Quessadillas
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What's up with those Yankee accents on my Alabama local news? Also lol at the end, the pastor would like it known that he ain't no snitch.
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