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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



kasjuno you anime gently caress

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TheDonPeters
Aug 17, 2015


Birdstrike posted:

the digference between me and kadhuno is that my posts will improve as the game goes on

This, I am dyslexic so Birdstrikes are the only posts that look right.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Propaganda Machine posted:

My grandma vas a voluptuous lady. The butter mom endowed her with led to marrying my granddad, as well as my many childhood culinary adventures.

The more I'm thinking about this, the more I'm feeling this in the feels so, here:

Once upon a time over spring break, my cousins and I were staying with my grandparents.

The truth is, my grandma was in fact an amazing cook. She did, in fact, teach me secrets for BLTs.

On one such day, my cousins were noshing and complaining about how their other grandma sloshed butter all over the bread. Californian kids, you know? It was double-plus gross to them.

Laura: "God, why does she do that?!"

Grandma: "Well, I'll tell you."

Because a very thin layer of butter on the sandwich-side of the bread prevents it soaking up moisture and getting soggy. I don't know how you layer your BLT, but the T could present problems, as could any water-heavy ingredient in any given sammie.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



Propaganda Machine posted:

The more I'm thinking about this, the more I'm feeling this in the feels so, here:

Once upon a time over spring break, my cousins and I were staying with my grandparents.

The truth is, my grandma was in fact an amazing cook. She did, in fact, teach me secrets for BLTs.

On one such day, my cousins were noshing and complaining about how their other grandma sloshed butter all over the bread. Californian kids, you know? It was double-plus gross to them.

Laura: "God, why does she do that?!"

Grandma: "Well, I'll tell you."

Because a very thin layer of butter on the sandwich-side of the bread prevents it soaking up moisture and getting soggy. I don't know how you layer your BLT, but the T could present problems, as could any water-heavy ingredient in any given sammie.

tl;dr

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!


sammies are yum

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008




I skimmed enougj to see about blts

I work nect door to place wihch does the best blts

wouldn't vote today

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



bacpn is good

Kash on the othet hand is a hammy bastard

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Birdstrike posted:

I skimmed enougj to see about blts

I work nect door to place wihch does the best blts

wouldn't vote today

grams notwithstanding my old restaurant did the BEST blts

new england style, maple-cured bacon. i think we also used a bit of guac

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Propaganda Machine posted:

grams notwithstanding my old restaurant did the BEST blts

new england style, maple-cured bacon. i think we also used a bit of guac

I mean, I'd already lived in the SW for some time so I didn't want to argue chef about it. It was labeled 'aja verde' and the big difference i could discern was that it included chopped egg.

Like, what the gently caress?

It was yum, though.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



BLATs are a different samwoch

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



my place uses turkush bread

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Birdstrike posted:

my place uses turkush bread

what is that

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Birdstrike posted:

I skimmed enougj to see about blts

I work nect door to place wihch does the best blts

another shop i worked at, the sammie person for the day had free license to use the fridge to make a special.

one day there was one with sundried tomatoes and chevre on sourdough with something else i don't even remember what, but it was magically delicious due to those three.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Birdstrike posted:

kasjuno you anime gently caress

Whoa dude this is just a game calm down

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008




Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

so, like, fat midget baguette seeds on top

i joke. it looks good.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

dammit, i can't find this online, but the thread seems to be on a non-american schedule so maybe somebody knows.

when i was in amsterdam, my host took me to a suburban mall complex that had stuff and also a grocery. for two euro on his recommend, i got a sammie that apparently translates to 'ground up american.' it was nondescript meat paste slathered onto a very nicely baked sandwich bun. it was also super delicious.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Every big train station in europe is a suburban mall comple

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


I can't let you loving villains kill glowku! I just can't!

GANNY POWERS ACTIVATE! FORM OF: PISS EVERYBODY OFF!

##vote Birdstrike
##vote Propaganda Machine
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote Mayor Glowku
##vote Azuth0667
##vote TheDonPeters
##vote Kashuno
##vote chaoslord
##vote Luminous Cow
##vote flerp
##vote Anomalous Amalgam
##vote Rurea
##vote bunnyofdoom
##vote Tendai
##vote Moatillata
##vote GRILLARY CLINTON


Now unvote Glowku or I shall do this a second time!!!

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

##vote Birdstrike
##vote Propaganda Machine
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote Mayor Glowku
##vote Azuth0667
##vote TheDonPeters
##vote Kashuno
##vote chaoslord
##vote Luminous Cow
##vote flerp
##vote Anomalous Amalgam
##vote Rurea
##vote bunnyofdoom
##vote Tendai
##vote Moatillata
##vote GRILLARY CLINTON
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote gannyGrabber

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:


##vote Tendai

Mostly for being insufferable.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:


Post the dank est poison meme you can think of, worst one gets lynched

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008




novody cares

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Don't push me, Birdstrike. I will come after you like the heat from 1000 suns.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

what the

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

I'd vote for clinton, but I promised many friends as well as myself that i'd never vote for clinton.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

##vote glowku

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



gannyGrabber posted:

Don't push me, Birdstrike. I will come after you like the heat from 1000 suns.

nobody comes afyer me

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


Kashuno posted:

##vote glowku

You asked for it.

##vote Birdstrike
##vote Propaganda Machine
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote Mayor Glowku
##vote Azuth0667
##vote TheDonPeters
##vote Kashuno
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##vote Rurea
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##vote GRILLARY CLINTON##vote Birdstrike
##vote Propaganda Machine
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote Mayor Glowku
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##vote flerp
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##vote Rurea
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##vote GRILLARY CLINTON##vote Birdstrike
##vote Propaganda Machine
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote Mayor Glowku
##vote Azuth0667
##vote TheDonPeters
##vote Kashuno
##vote chaoslord
##vote Luminous Cow
##vote flerp
##vote Anomalous Amalgam
##vote Rurea
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##vote Tendai
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##vote GRILLARY CLINTON##vote Birdstrike
##vote Propaganda Machine
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote Mayor Glowku
##vote Azuth0667
##vote TheDonPeters
##vote Kashuno
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##vote flerp
##vote Anomalous Amalgam
##vote Rurea
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##vote flerp
##vote Anomalous Amalgam
##vote Rurea
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##vote GRILLARY CLINTON##vote Birdstrike
##vote Propaganda Machine
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote Mayor Glowku
##vote Azuth0667
##vote TheDonPeters
##vote Kashuno
##vote chaoslord
##vote Luminous Cow
##vote flerp
##vote Anomalous Amalgam
##vote Rurea
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##vote flerp
##vote Anomalous Amalgam
##vote Rurea
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##vote Luminous Cow
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##vote Rurea
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##vote gannyGrabber
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##vote Azuth0667
##vote TheDonPeters
##vote Kashuno
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##vote Luminous Cow
##vote flerp
##vote Anomalous Amalgam
##vote Rurea
##vote bunnyofdoom
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##vote Moatillata
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##vote Rurea
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##vote Moatillata
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##vote Propaganda Machine
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote Mayor Glowku
##vote Azuth0667
##vote TheDonPeters
##vote Kashuno
##vote chaoslord
##vote Luminous Cow
##vote flerp
##vote Anomalous Amalgam
##vote Rurea
##vote bunnyofdoom
##vote Tendai
##vote Moatillata
##vote GRILLARY CLINTON##vote Birdstrike
##vote Propaganda Machine
##vote gannyGrabber
##vote Mayor Glowku
##vote Azuth0667
##vote TheDonPeters
##vote Kashuno
##vote chaoslord
##vote Luminous Cow
##vote flerp
##vote Anomalous Amalgam
##vote Rurea
##vote bunnyofdoom
##vote Tendai
##vote Moatillata
##vote GRILLARY CLINTON


:siren: Hope you shitters aren't phone posting!! :siren:

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Birdstrike posted:

nobody comes afyer me

if you won't read a long-winded post about a loving sandwich, how can we expect you to read a case?

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Kashuno posted:

##vote glowku

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

##vote glowku

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

hmm.

no lynch bad.

going to bed. busy tomorrow. tgif

##vote glowku

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008



Propaganda Machine posted:

if you won't read a long-winded post about a loving sandwich, how can we expect you to read a case?

cases rule
your samwoch drools

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


power up Glowku!!! Save yourself!!

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

ganny you are messed up man

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

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Y'all see why I 86ed gannyGrabber from my bar? He's an irritating little cuss and y ' know what else irritates? The poison. I reckon he's one of them poisoners.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

i feel confident ganny is not a poisoner tbh.

Luminous Cow
Nov 2, 2007

Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.

:420:


Propaganda Machine posted:

hmm.

no lynch bad.

going to bed. busy tomorrow. tgif

##vote glowku

There's 34 hours until deadline.

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Luminous Cow
Nov 2, 2007

Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.

:420:


There's a whole lotta posts about nothing in here. Maybe this is Seinfeld mafia?

Also ##vote gannyGrabber for doing that stupid vote poo poo again.

I'm fine with lynching him, amalgam, or kashuno for day one so far.

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