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Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."



Grimey Drawer

*flies over and settles on Moatillata's head, does not poop because he is a well-respected man*



I concur. Glowku is very combative, and seems dangerous.

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The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax


You bird crazies have way too many gifs, shoops, and memes.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

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You lads know me. The friend bar keep and alderman. You all drink at my bar. Now no one comes at night and those drat poisoners did something to my kegs. I ain't got no truck with that Japan stuff but we need to get these sumbitches so I can reopen.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:


I had to find out the worst way that I, am an anime.

##vote Mayor Glowku

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

I DON'T ALWAYS
HERDY DUR MUR FLERP FLERPITY
FLOOPIN
BUT WHEN I DO
I YER DER FLERPITY
THURN DER DERMIN
BORK! BORK! BORK!







Mayor Glowku posted:

I had to find out the worst way that I, am an anime.

##vote Mayor Glowku

gently caress

everything i know is a lie

##vote glowku

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


bunnyofdoom posted:

You lads know me. The friend bar keep and alderman. You all drink at my bar. Now no one comes at night and those drat poisoners did something to my kegs. I ain't got no truck with that Japan stuff but we need to get these sumbitches so I can reopen.

Friend, I could use a whiskey right now.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012

:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:
:pcgaming: :pcgaming: :pcgaming:


Lynch me, I've been poisoned by the anime

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

This avatar brought to you by Mountain DewTM





Moatillata posted:

Friend, I could use a whiskey right now.

Friend, I still got me some sealed jack and Jim. I also got some high faulting crown from those Canadians bit that is the last straw.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Mayor Glowku posted:

Lynch me, I've been poisoned by the anime

Now fella, I may have lost my temper with you but I'm not fixing to kill an innocent man. You sure you want that?

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.


Hey guys, I don't know what anime is, but has anyone noticed all this poison around?

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009



Wow self votes really
wow
self votes
##vote mayor glowku
i hope your genetic heart condition flares up and kills you

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Rurea posted:

Wow self votes really
wow
self votes
##vote mayor glowku
i hope your genetic heart condition flares up and kills you

you should sekf vote

##vote rurea

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

d1 is all gendarmrs and dick stitches

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."



Grimey Drawer

gannyGrabber posted:

You bird crazies have way too many gifs, shoops, and memes.
I haven't even used a third of what I have

Also

##vote mayor glowku

Only fuckasses self-vote.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

##vote Tendai

Likely scum.

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."



Grimey Drawer

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

##vote Tendai

Likely scum.
That is a big mistake

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

Tendai posted:

That is a big mistake

*spits*

I reckon I might be inclined to reconsider under the right circumstances, but I have to say. That sounds an awful lot like a threat, and round' these parts... folk don't take too kindly threats.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


Now, now. Let's hear the little bird out. (Am I talking to a bird right now? Jeeesus I am losing it)

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

BLALSY BIRD

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

##vote glwoku do ittytt

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."



Grimey Drawer

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

*spits*

I reckon I might be inclined to reconsider under the right circumstances, but I have to say. That sounds an awful lot like a threat, and round' these parts... folk don't take too kindly threats.
Well, it's a mistake because I'm town. We need numbers.

You all know me. I've run the local fruit stand for years.

TheDonPeters
Aug 17, 2015


Moatillata posted:

Bullshit, you just dressed an' butchered a buck I brought in 2 weeks ago.

*woken from his nap by the yelling and balling*

Morning all, well if it isn't gunther's little boy, with all these rags about our head I can't tell you from the town pigs, heh heh hu..

*coughing fit*

TheDonPeters
Aug 17, 2015


Mayor Glowku posted:

I had to find out the worst way that I, am an anime.

##vote Mayor Glowku

Well the man who claims to be our mayor wants his own head in the noose? Now back when I was a whippersnapper and a mere butchers apprentice old Mayor Mad Moon Robbinson was in charge, but not even that moon stuck son of a donkey would do that. I smell an imposter.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


Grimey Drawer

I just want to remind everyone that you will get modkilled for lurking, so if you have something coming up on the weekend or anything and won't be around, post that in the thread (preferably in character if you can).

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1

Mayor Glowku (5): Tendai, Tendai, Mayor Glowku, flerp, Rurea, Tendai, Birdstrike
gannyGrabber (2): Luminous Cow, Birdstrike, Luminous Cow, Rurea, flerp, flerp, Birdstrike, bunnyofdoom, Anomalous Amalgam, Anomalous Amalgam, Mayor Glowku, GRILLARY CLINTON, Mayor Glowku, Rurea
Anomalous Amalgam (1): Luminous Cow, Anomalous Amalgam, Anomalous Amalgam, Tendai, Tendai
Rurea (1): Azuth0667, Kashuno, gannyGrabber, Azuth0667, Azuth0667, Kashuno, gannyGrabber, Birdstrike, Birdstrike
Tendai (1): Mayor Glowku, Mayor Glowku, Anomalous Amalgam
flerp (1): Kashuno
Birdstrike (0): Birdstrike, Birdstrike
Propaganda Machine (0): Anomalous Amalgam, Anomalous Amalgam
bunnyofdoom (0): bunnyofdoom, gannyGrabber, bunnyofdoom, gannyGrabber
Azuth0667 (0): Anomalous Amalgam, Anomalous Amalgam, gannyGrabber, gannyGrabber
Luminous Cow (0): Kashuno, Kashuno
GRILLARY CLINTON (0): gannyGrabber, gannyGrabber, TheDonPeters, TheDonPeters, gannyGrabber, gannyGrabber
Kashuno (0): Birdstrike, gannyGrabber, Birdstrike, Luminous Cow, gannyGrabber, Luminous Cow, flerp, Birdstrike, GRILLARY CLINTON, gannyGrabber, flerp, GRILLARY CLINTON, gannyGrabber, Birdstrike

Not Voting (5): chaoslord, gannyGrabber, Moatillata, Propaganda Machine, TheDonPeters

With 16 alive, it's 9 votes to lynch. The current deadline is May 01st, 2016 at 2 a.m. CEST -- that's in about 1 day, 15 hours.

Shadow0
Jun 16, 2008


Grimey Drawer


http://forums.somethingawful.com/misc.php?action=whoposted&threadid=3773333

bunnyofdoom, Propaganda Machine, and chaoslord begin coughing and gasping for air.
It seems poison has begun to build up in their lungs.
If they don't expel it by posting talking more today, they might soon pass out - or worse...

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

*wheezes*

The hell did glowku even do wrong?

Oh, right. The avatar.

##vote glowku

Maybe if I get to sleep soon I can install anti-poison trimming on my doors and windows.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Wait.

It might be a clever ruse to give mafia seizures?

##unvote

I'll have to think about this.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

I also suddenly remembered that the Shin Megami Tensei series is anime.

It's pretty good, I guess.

TheDonPeters
Aug 17, 2015


Propaganda Machine posted:

Wait.

It might be a clever ruse to give mafia seizures?

##unvote

I'll have to think about this.

Yeah I was going to vote glowku but I am not sure if this is some kind of double bluff or just lol self vote, and he is getting closer to the hammer.

*waves blood stained cleaver around*
Now mr so called Mayor Glowku this is important are you, or are you not the scum responsible for this here smog that has afflicted our fair town of Flint?

Seems to me our civic leaders and officials should be held to account, we need the truth mr Mayor, the truth and discount ham slices!
*arranges display case with fake grass and poison free sign*

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

chaislord check the happucake oven

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Has the poison gotten to your brain already? It seems pervasive.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

more like

mauor slowku

TheDonPeters
Aug 17, 2015


Birdstrike posted:

more like

mauor slowku

:chanpop:

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Is he unresponsive to your townly needs? Has he ignored the demands of his citizenry?

*hacks*

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

I have the most posts in this bread and I don't remember a thing about this game. I'm terrible at d1.

##vote birb sorry I can't do this gibberish all game I hope you understand

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Kashuno posted:

I have the most posts in this bread and I don't remember a thing about this game. I'm terrible at d1.

##vote birb sorry I can't do this gibberish all game I hope you understand

it's day 1 dipsjit

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

I'm playign myself into scorvhing hot fucken form

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Kashuno posted:

I have the most posts in this bread and I don't remember a thing about this game. I'm terrible at d1.

##vote birb sorry I can't do this gibberish all game I hope you understand

9 votes to lunch.

Lettuce consider this.

It's difficult to think that anybody could be bacon a case on D1. Not really.

Mayo votes be informed, if not fully conceived.

I can't think up a pun for tomato, except,

My grandma vas a voluptuous lady. The butter mom endowed her with led to marrying my granddad, as well as my many childhood culinary adventures.

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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

the digference between me and kadhuno is that my posts will improve as the game goes on

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