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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That's not what happened though. They said B4's brain stopped working for [tech] reasons.

:shrug: Yeah, he died, we put him in a pelican case, wanna see?

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

infernal machines posted:

:shrug: Yeah, he died, we put him in a pelican case, wanna see?

That kind of raises an interesting question about what you do with a non-functional artificial sentient being that doesn't age and has no equivalent of a living will. At what point to you call them dead and bury them or whatever if there is a chance future science could save them? Is it analogous to being on life support if they are fully deactivated the whole time? Is it ethically wrong to give up on saving them and declare them dead if there is a chance they could be repaired in a matter of decades or even centuries? Or is it worse to keep them stashed away like an old car you might fix one day?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Applewhite posted:

I feel like Voyager was a missed opportunity.

Instead of everyone being miserable and burned out, they could have just churned out season after season of shitposts and the show would have been amazing.

I mean a lot of voyager was absolutely shitposts

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That kind of raises an interesting question about what you do with a non-functional artificial sentient being that doesn't age and has no equivalent of a living will. At what point to you call them dead and bury them or whatever if there is a chance future science could save them? Is it analogous to being on life support if they are fully deactivated the whole time? Is it ethically wrong to give up on saving them and declare them dead if there is a chance they could be repaired in a matter of decades or even centuries? Or is it worse to keep them stashed away like an old car you might fix one day?

Assuming they were non-functional I figure it's okay to put them aside until you can fix them, at least until you connect to their suspended memory and find their bloated mental figure begging you to kill them when you leave.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

MikeJF posted:

I mean a lot of voyager was absolutely shitposts

Then why were the writers so unhappy? I feel like if I were writing bad on purpose Voyager eps with my friends I’d be having a ball.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

CaptainSkinny posted:

Ok, so here's the Voyager reboot.

Admirals Janeway, Picard, and Kim are presenting before the federation. Janeway is giving a rousing speech about how the Federation has strayed from their ideals, and how she held firm to those ideals even marooned in the Delta Quadrant.

Suddenly, Admiral Janeway turns to goo. It turns out another goo ship returned because future Janeway got the wrong bunch in Endgame. As Admiral Kim realizes this fact, he turns to goo.

The scene cuts to, the still Ensign, Kim standing at the same post on Voyager's bridge where he's been for 25 years without promotion.

Bam! Dark and gritty like the execs want. The Voyager crew back for the fans. And a serialized storyline for the previously disappointed fans.

YES!!!

Syrnn
Aug 16, 2004

Drink-Mix Man posted:

That kind of raises an interesting question about what you do with a non-functional artificial sentient being that doesn't age and has no equivalent of a living will. At what point to you call them dead and bury them or whatever if there is a chance future science could save them? Is it analogous to being on life support if they are fully deactivated the whole time? Is it ethically wrong to give up on saving them and declare them dead if there is a chance they could be repaired in a matter of decades or even centuries? Or is it worse to keep them stashed away like an old car you might fix one day?

These questions would all make a really good hook for a story about coming across the consequences of such an AI being stored and forgotten by time. God, if only there were a show whose format was specifically about exploring new kinds of ethical dilemmas by fictional proxy in a serious and deliberative manner, that would make a hell of an episode. Welp, time to put on some more quality CBS All Access content!

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
One thing I will give Picard: I'm glad Marina Sirtis got a final trek beat that wasnt being mindraped

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

they're going to retcon it next season so that was an android copy and the real troi was on a romulan cube being mindraped

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Drink-Mix Man posted:

That's not what happened though. They said B4's brain stopped working for [tech] reasons.
I was pretty sure this wasn't the case so I rewatched the scene.

Jurati gives Picard a synopsis of the movie he was in where Data downloaded his brain into B4, then says that it didn't work because B4 was "an inferior copy" and "ultimately he wasn't much like Data at all". End of information about why B4 is in parts in a drawer and end of interest in him from Picard.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

MikeJF posted:

It's well known that the Trek staff begged to have a year off between TNG and Voyager, and they begged again for extra time between Voyager and Enterprise, and both times CBS was like 'write or be replaced' while masturbating to graphs of TNG's ratings.

It wasn't CBS back then, it was still Paramount. The CBS spinoff didn't occur until 2006.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

DEFEND THE ONLY JEWISH STATE

tactlessbastard posted:

Have any of the mass effect people commented on the plagerism?

they haven't got a leg to stand on seeing as mass effect is an unlicensed remake of star control 2, and for some reason also star control 3

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

shadow puppet of a posted:

Picard's shittyness is entirely due to Patrick Stewart and thats why its so wonderful and fun to watch him mash about inside the skin of a character he always secretly hated and resents being remembered for.
So his appearance in Extras is actually a documentary, huh.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

infernal machines posted:

Assuming they were non-functional I figure it's okay to put them aside until you can fix them, at least until you connect to their suspended memory and find their bloated mental figure begging you to kill them when you leave.

Meanwhile in the STO canon B4 and Data have a long internal discussion over who ought to have ownership over the body(as it can only host one AI long term), which eventually ends with B4 deleting himself against Data's protests, because there is a crisis that only Data can solve, and the needs of the many...

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's really funny that the mediocre mmo writing of sto gets it right when a building full of highly paid hacks get it so very wrong.

zooted heh
Oct 15, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
the only thing Picard can do to save the show is to change the name to Siko and continue his story instead.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

zooted heh posted:

the only thing Picard can do to save the show is to change the name to Siko and continue his story instead.

Sisko's cameo is finding him sitting in a bar somewhere, playing a piano. He doesn't say a single line, just smiles and plays a few random notes in response to anything someone asks him.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Neurolimal posted:

One thing I will give Picard: I'm glad Marina Sirtis got a final trek beat that wasnt being mindraped

Of all the TNG characters, she benefitted the most from switching from the 80s style of writing to the late 2010s.

Also it doesn't shock me that the guy who wanted to play Action Picard who Fucks had no interest in anything like TNG and I do think Stewart had a big hand in some of the more bizarre decisions in Picard.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

star trek is so loving simple. you, the viewer, have awesome friends, in space, who go on adventures with you.

there is levels and levels of good writing in there, like having internal logic and consistent technology and worldbuilding to make them and space and their space adventures and their friendship feel real to you, but in short that's it, that's all it has to be. any budget, any talent, you just have to accomplish that one goddamn thing and you've made yourself a loving star trek

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
Except you just described Dr. Who.

If you don't care about the premise, philosophy, or the underlying characterization, there are dozens of sci-fi adventure shows you can watch. Every single one of them will meet that description, and the content doesn't matter.

Star Trek as a brand of sci-fi adventure show was differentiated both by the types of stories they told, and the at least relatively consistent universe they told them in.

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Oct 6, 2020

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Star Trek is sci fi themed Comedia Delle Art

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
Wow I just watched the first 2 hours of Discovery (now that it's on CBS). The main character is intensely unlikable. She makes super-bad decisions while being portrayed as both logically-minded and crazily emotional. And you have her captain telling her she's basically Flawless Jesus in the first few minutes of the episode. This show sucks.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Lincoln posted:

Wow I just watched the first 2 hours of Discovery (now that it's on CBS). The main character is intensely unlikable. She makes super-bad decisions while being portrayed as both logically-minded and crazily emotional. And you have her captain telling her she's basically Flawless Jesus in the first few minutes of the episode. This show sucks.

Discovery sucks poo poo harder than a shop vac dipped in a septic tank.

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
The first three-ish episodes of Disco are basically setting up an entirely different show and are probably the among the worst of the season.

The middle stretch is pretty good. Season one was plagued by writer and producer infighting and shuffling, and season two was also to a lesser extent.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

HD DAD posted:

The first three-ish episodes of Disco are basically setting up an entirely different show and are probably the among the worst of the season.

The middle stretch is pretty good. Season one was plagued by writer and producer infighting and shuffling, and season two was also to a lesser extent.

They're only really "good" compared to the trainwreck of the opening arc and the utter cliff-dive of the final arc. By their own merits their aggressively mediocre at best.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
Discovery Season 2 had a lot going for it just because of Anson Mount, Ethan Peck, Rebecca Romjin, and Tig Notaro. The metaplot was still kind of weak, but they were all good actors, their relationships were fun, and "Christopher Pike and the Enterprise crew show up and actually do heroic things" is good. An episode like New Eden is probably the most old school Star Treky Discovery has been.

<Spoiler for New Eden> Discovery finds a planet that's made up of a bunch of refugees from WWIII who have regressed to a more primitive society. The planet is about to undergo a natural disaster, and Pike and Tilly have to try to figure out how to save them without violating the Prime Directive.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Anson Mount's Pike is wasted on the kind of show Discovery is.

Or actually yeah the characters make up a good Star Trek cast and the show has the trappings of Star Trek in it, just it seems everyone in the production took very great pains to avoid engaging with them at every possible turn.

I even like the Lorca twist. Or at least think it would have worked as an end-of-season shakeup.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

HD DAD posted:

The first three-ish episodes of Disco are basically setting up an entirely different show and are probably the among the worst of the season.

The middle stretch is pretty good. Season one was plagued by writer and producer infighting and shuffling, and season two was also to a lesser extent.

Didn't they go through something like three or four showrunners in season one and two?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I appreciate that nobody really gives two shits about rain Wilson when he was visibly desperate to be another scene stealing beloved quirkmaster

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

infernal machines posted:

Didn't they go through something like three or four showrunners in season one and two?

Pretty much. Timeline as far as I know:

Brian Fuller: Came up with the concept and general outline of the season. Studio started loving around with his concept so he peaced out after the first 2-3 scripts were completed and before filming started.

Gretchen Berg/Aaron Harberts: Stepped up and ran with whatever notes Fuller left behind, while also injecting their own ideas to staple things together while also running massively behind schedule. Finished season one, and set up the arc for season two. They were fired after the 4th or 5th episode due to being shitheads to the staff writers, and supposedly going way over-budget on the premier.

Alex Kurtzman: Stepped in to run season two after he poo poo-canned Berg and Harberts. He went on record it was just temporary until he found someone else to be in the trenches, which he found in....

Michelle Paradise: Brought on toward the end of season two and helped wrap it up. She is the current show runner for season three.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
That explains a lot about Discovery in general. The funny thing is, if they weren't committed to this long form serialized story bullshit and they were just making episodes of the week, it probably wouldn't even be noticeable. You might have some rough episodes here and there, but you wouldn't have an absolute clusterfuck of a narrative where nothing makes sense because no one had stuck around to connect all the fiddly bits

shadow puppet of a posted:

I appreciate that nobody really gives two shits about rain Wilson when he was visibly desperate to be another scene stealing beloved quirkmaster

What if Harcourt Mudd was actually a cool ice joker agent of chaos, instead of an affable grifter?

That'd be cool right?

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 17:57 on Oct 6, 2020

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal

infernal machines posted:

That explains a lot about Discovery in general. The funny thing is, if they weren't committed to this long form serialized story bullshit and they were just making episodes of the week, it probably wouldn't even be noticeable. You might have some rough episodes here and there, but you wouldn't have an absolute clusterfuck of a narrative where nothing makes sense because no one had stuck around to connect all the fiddly bits

TNG is the perfect example of this. They had so much producer/showrunner turnover until mid-season three, but it was pretty well masked due to the weekly nature of the show. If they had somehow attempted long-form arcs, they’d probably be as equally nonsensical as Disco’s.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

My Lovely Horse posted:

Anson Mount's Pike is wasted on the kind of show Discovery is.

Or actually yeah the characters make up a good Star Trek cast and the show has the trappings of Star Trek in it, just it seems everyone in the production took very great pains to avoid engaging with them at every possible turn.

I even like the Lorca twist. Or at least think it would have worked as an end-of-season shakeup.

the lorca twist might have worked if anyone in starfleet had the slightest problem with how this fundamentally evil dude did a bunch of evil poo poo openly. instead, they all completely agreed with the flimsy hard men making hard choices bullshit used to justify war crimes. because gosh darn it, there's a war on!

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

DEFEND THE ONLY JEWISH STATE
11/9 still ruining star trek 20 years on

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

watched the Riker transporter double episode and kept expecting him to bust out a flawless Nightbird solo

all like "yeah what do you think I've been doing for eight years"

womb with a view
Sep 8, 2007

infernal machines posted:

What if Harcourt Mudd was actually a cool ice joker agent of chaos, instead of an affable grifter?

That'd be cool right?
Oh that's it, that's the thing I hated the most about Discovery, you found it!!

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

infernal machines posted:

Except you just described Dr. Who.

If you don't care about the premise, philosophy, or the underlying characterization, there are dozens of sci-fi adventure shows you can watch. Every single one of them will meet that description, and the content doesn't matter.

Star Trek as a brand of sci-fi adventure show was differentiated both by the types of stories they told, and the at least relatively consistent universe they told them in.

nope and yes

nope doctor who is not a star trek because yes star trek has a consistent universe because in star trek you, the viewer, feel like you have awesome friends, in space, who go on adventures with you. also in doctor who you only usually get one awesome friend. the criteria is actually way harder than you think.

  • friends, plural, they have to be on your side
  • awesome, like totally the best people
  • makes you feel like it's happening, internally consistent and not drawing attention to the fact it's a tv show in the 21st century
  • in space, not travelling through time or on Earth or whatever, space.
  • adventures, not warring or fighting for survival


SG1 isn't usually in space, Firefly/Farscape have flawed protagonists, Red Dwarf/Orville is not internally consistent and highly flawed protagonists. There are probably actual non-Treks Treks out there but they're not really as abundant as you'd think because everyone only implements a couple of those criteria

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



is hyperdrive a star trek

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Star trek returns to earth like all the time

honestly if you're ok with camp and flamboyant monologuing as the answer to every conflict then most of the doctor who reboot might scratch your trek itch

Eccleston & Tennant, good. Matt Smith puts on a mediocre Tennant impression, Capaldi is interesting but gets bad scripts, havent watched Whittaker

Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Oct 6, 2020

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Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
There's a Star Trek Democrat fundraiser with Pete buttegieg, I say, with true words

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