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violent sex idiot posted:worf goes to the orgy planet on vacation with his girlfriend and joins a reactionary terrorist cell because he cant handle her talking to other boys/girls. what a loving nerd DS9 predicted living in 2020 AND incels. They writers were visionaries.
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Olewithmilk posted:Good. I wish star trek had more interpretive dance
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Commander Riker walked down the corridor completely nude. He turned to Picard and pointed to his rear end. Then Picard said "Really?" And then Riker said "really?" He was passed by several crew members. Everyone looked at Riker and then walked to the side. Picard suggested that they go back to the bridge. Riker said they were already late and insisted on staying. He said "This was a medical emergency" and he ran to the bridge to find out what was going on. He was dressed in a rubber armor. He knocked over a cup of coffee and spilled it on the ground. Then
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Commander Riker zipped up his pants. "You have nothing to worry about." Lieutenant Commander Data smirked. "I would hope that's what Lieutenant Commander Crusher would tell you." "Tunnel vision with a free hand?" Geordi laughed.
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Gutcruncher posted:Yeah in the episode where Kes tries to have a baby. They can only have one baby ever, and only during one period of time in their lives, so if she misses it then that’s it Wait wait, does it explicitly say they produce only one child? I remember them saying that they only have one window of opportunity to become pregnant., but not that it was a 2:1 deal. I had assumed they produced several small spawn.
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I just spoke with Neelix and he wants to apologize for trying to bring a little bit of joy into all your sorry lives, he promises he will never do it again
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I'm pretty sure there's an episode where Kes runs into some Ocampans that are like 30 years old and they tell her that all the stuff she heard about them only living til 9 and having one kid is bullshit.
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It’s pretty obvious they were expecting Kes to stay on Voyager for the full 7 year run, and have her die of old age in the tearjerker finale as they made it home. But as with all things Voyager: lol
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Endless Trash posted:I just spoke with Neelix and he wants to apologize for trying to bring a little bit of joy into all your sorry lives, he promises he will never do it again Dance, cook food, or exist?
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HD DAD posted:It’s pretty obvious they were expecting Kes to stay on Voyager for the full 7 year run, and have her die of old age in the tearjerker finale as they made it home. No but see, People said Harry Kim was sexy
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womb with a view posted:No but see, People said Harry Kim was sexy Was there some other prominent actor at the time called like, Barry Bim, or something? I'm trying to figure out if it was another Elvis Grbac situation https://deadspin.com/the-sad-hilarious-tale-of-elvis-grbac-1998s-sexiest-5302475 quote:Best as Wulff can remember, all the People staffers and correspondents were on a conference call when someone, somewhere blurted out, “The Kansas City quarterback is really hot.” It was eventually decided that, yes, the Kansas City quarterback would be that year’s Sexiest Athlete Alive. piratepilates fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Oct 16, 2020 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I'm pretty sure there's an episode where Kes runs into some Ocampans that are like 30 years old and they tell her that all the stuff she heard about them only living til 9 and having one kid is bullshit. Those ocampans were with the caretaker's ex-wife, and she obviously took much better care of her pets. They probably lived that much longer simply because she didn't feed them walmart kibble
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No, I remember this part. It was by training their latent physic power, they could extend their life spawn all the way to 14!
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Star Trek: Der Film
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ultrabindu posted:I wish star trek had more interpretive dance Why am I imagining them dancing to Kraftwerk’s Electric Cafe
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infernal machines posted:It's incredible how excited people are about the newly rebooted Discovery ITT *tumbleweed*
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infernal machines posted:It's incredible how excited people are about the newly rebooted Discovery ITT Like any good train wreck, I can't look away
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It was good
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Diorama posted:Bashir: Number one, I detect a single phaser discharge on a power conduit that leads to the Captain's chair. The Klingon ship fired at it.
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Just so we're clear, Worf is a web and a nerd, but he's also a good nerd. He's a nerd to always stands up for principles and tries to do the right thing. And he's extremely competent which is more than we can say for any chud militia. Worf might not be antifa grade but he sure as poo poo wouldn't be down with racist chuds either
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I'm 15 minutes into DISCO and it is a parody of itself. It might be getting so dumb I'm starting to like it
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The weird dialogue and constant emotional reaction shots make this feel like an extremely high budget soap opera
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oh but seriously I posted:The weird dialogue and constant emotional reaction shots make this feel like an extremely high budget soap opera Sooo.... Star Trek?
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The only thing I remember from Discovery is everything being dark, and people looking sweaty. Or maybe that was a different show.
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Lil Peeler posted:Just so we're clear, Worf is a web and a nerd, but he's also a good nerd. He's a nerd to always stands up for principles and tries to do the right thing. And he's extremely competent which is more than we can say for any chud militia. the same worf who says "YOU ARE ROMULAN" when he noticed that klingon chick has pointed ears and then HOW COULD YOUR MOTHER MATE WITH A ROMULAN? why shouldnt she? IT IS AN OBSCENITY C. H.. U.. D.
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hakimashou posted:the same worf who says "YOU ARE ROMULAN" when he noticed that klingon chick has pointed ears and then Don't forget Risa; How DARE people relax and have fun with one another. THEY SHOULD BE TOILING IN SERVITUDE!
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Star Trek: Discovery: Andromeda
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Sunil's story is corny and extremely sweet and made me happy.
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Using only what information I've gleaned from this thread, I take it Discovery Season 3 is set in the far future where there is no Federation anymore so the writers can't gently caress up Federation lore?
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Kind of, it seems like there are pockets of Federation here and there, out of contact with each other
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It's Andromeda.
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mossyfisk posted:It's Andromeda. Mass Effect or Gene Roddenberry?
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Applewhite posted:Mass Effect or Gene Roddenberry? Roddenberry, Picard is Mass Effect.
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mossyfisk posted:It's Andromeda. hahaha kurtzman did it. the bastard went and did it!
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Applewhite posted:Using only what information I've gleaned from this thread, I take it Discovery Season 3 is set in the far future where there is no Federation anymore so the writers can't gently caress up Federation lore? They're in the year 3100 or so and the Federation largely collapsed after a plot device happened and every ship in the galaxy blew up simultaneously.
MikeJF fucked around with this message at 13:03 on Oct 16, 2020 |
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busalover posted:The only thing I remember from Discovery is everything being dark, and people looking sweaty. Or maybe that was a different show. turn your tv on
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Applewhite posted:Using only what information I've gleaned from this thread, I take it Discovery Season 3 is set in the far future where there is no Federation anymore so the writers can't gently caress up Federation lore? The Federation's gone, the BURN is everywhere!
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it would be a huge twist if everything being terrible wasn't burnham's fault for once.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it would be a huge twist if everything being terrible wasn't burnham's fault for once. Conversely, I hope that it's revealed that she somehow directly caused it, because it's hilarious having a main character that keeps precipitating bigger and bigger crisis
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