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Acoustic Radiation posted:well i've finished DS9 What did you watch before?
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i've watched TNG and Voyager and seen parts of Enterprise
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What’s the most cursed viewing order for a first time viewing? Not worst to best but the most confusing 1. Voyager 2. TOS 3. Discovery 4. Enterprise 5. Picard 6. DS9 7. TNG 8. SNW
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Space Jam posted:What’s the most cursed viewing order for a first time viewing? Not worst to best but the most confusing I think Picard would be the worst and most confusing place for a new viewer to start.
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Picard then TNG Prodigy then Voyager Discovery and Section 31 then DS9 JJ movies then TOS/SNW Lower Decks is just like of there.
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Lower Decks is so referential that it's either the worst place or the best place to start
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Star Trek 2: Wrath of Kahn Space Seed
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Sex ghost Black people planet Into darkness
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Gutcruncher posted:Sex ghost “Everyone who likes this franchise should be euthanized.”
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Gutcruncher posted:Sex ghost This is the Star Trek thread, not the "post your weekend plans" thread
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Nemesis Star Trek 4 William Shatner singing rocket man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kestt5BI3eg This is the only star trek you need to watch
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Endless Trash posted:“Everyone who likes this franchise should be euthanized.” I mean, you aren't wrong
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harsh, but true.
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my wife had watched TNG here and there but never all the way through, i had her watch DS9 and then voyager and then TNG, which was definitely a weird order. in the meantime nutrek started coming out so we watched disco/picard/snw/ld as it was airing, which was probably a mistake on multiple levels. she didn't know who ensign ro was when she showed up in Picard, except that she was the admiral on the pegasus when we rewatched LD after finishing TNG she got a lot more of the jokes
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oh i forgot i watched season 1 of discovery i think i had repressed that season
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nine-gear crow posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kestt5BI3eg That is the wrong answer This is the right answer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ
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what does captain kirk need with a mountain
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Acoustic Radiation posted:what does captain kirk need with a mountain
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So, I've got a "Tsunkatse" question. This may have been explained but I guess I missed it: Were they only broadcasting the fight with Seven from another location to avoid her being rescued by Voyager? Because they say Pendari fighters had a habit of throwing their opponents into the stands, which doesn't seem like it would be particularly impressive or even possible if it's just a hologram.
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Cthulu Carl posted:That is the wrong answer Quoting this forever.
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Cthulu Carl posted:That is the wrong answer You need to see Shatner At His Peak to appreciate Why Is He Climbing A Mountain?
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I should have known I was the only one to watch and consider "Tsunkatse" at any level. I've trolled myself.
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It's got Jeffrey Combs in it, that makes it a good episode.
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It's like some sort of ancient puzzle. If you place Combs on one scale, and a Rock on the other, how do the scales balance?
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Depends, how big is The Rock?
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Your mistake was to ask a question about verisimilitude in a Star Trek episode. Of course some stuff is going to make no sense at all if you think about it for a moment, but you gotta watch the show with at least a couple of sections of your brain turned off. Otherwise you'll start asking questions like "why the hell would they let Neelix on board" or "where does Porthos go to pee when there's no sacred alien tree nearby" or "why exactly did McCoy consent to be implanted with a mind-control chip on a backwards-rear end theocratic generation ship" (I mean, I know it's because he's a horny old man, but still, Starfleet principles and all that)
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I mostly thought it was funny that they were pitching this badass alien "throw 'em into the stands" style gladiator combat, and then they're grunting away in a box somewhere. A line about it being special circumstances because they'd abducted Seven would have been nice, and I was sort of wondering if I'd missed one.
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I have watched a lot of 90s Star Trek and Body Parts has the wildest B-plot premise by a long shot. Miles and Keiko immediately zeroing in on "we saw you from across ops and we like your vibe"
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What a 21st century way of thinking
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I think the aliens in Tsunkatse had live events but they got too out of control so they transitioned to a holo only model
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That's literally how gladiator fights got stopped in Ancient Rome a monk who was anti deathfight went into the ring in the Colosseum and tried to grandstand tried to stop what was going on and the crowd loving killed him. Then the Emperor said nope no more gladiators. The guy got sainted for it
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:That's literally how gladiator fights got stopped in Ancient Rome a monk who was anti deathfight went into the ring in the Colosseum and tried to grandstand tried to stop what was going on and the crowd loving killed him. Then the Emperor said nope no more gladiators. The guy got sainted for it that's also how wcw went out of business
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:That's literally how gladiator fights got stopped in Ancient Rome a monk who was anti deathfight went into the ring in the Colosseum and tried to grandstand tried to stop what was going on and the crowd loving killed him. Then the Emperor said nope no more gladiators. The guy got sainted for it Man my 12th level Monk would not have been killed by that crowd. His armor class is so fuckin high and he gets like ten attacks a round
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Man my 12th level Monk would not have been killed by that crowd. His armor class is so fuckin high and he gets like ten attacks a round He should become a gladiator
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Enabran Tain is such a nice name to say
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He's a fickle little twister.
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Computer. Nude Tain.
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| # ? Jan 18, 2026 22:56 |
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OHH, ______! __! . . . I'm okay.
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