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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Maryse may be the worst mic talent I have ever heard

yeah but that hair flip tho

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MagicCube
May 25, 2004

Brock Lesnar posted:

i thought french accents were supposed to be sexy

French ones are, Quebecois ones not so much.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

bartok posted:

Why have I never noticed The Miz has clips from his movies in his Titantron?

It's such a great touch.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Brock Lesnar posted:

i thought french accents were supposed to be sexy

she's sexy speaking french. in english, she comes across very shrill, which may be on purpose

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

MotU posted:

what happen

He apparently cut the heelest of "you people" heel promos and then when Roman came to the ring he tried to scatter

And then Shane said he's facing (getting fed to) Rollins at MITB

bartok
May 10, 2006



Speaking of Cesaro looking like Jason Statham. Cesaro needs a Crank 2 gimmick where he has to occasionally taze himself throughout the match,

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

MotU posted:

has anything good happened

Seth hates us people.

jred250
Sep 7, 2003
F Zero Novice

bartok posted:

Oooh WWE sucks so bad but for some reason I watch every week and don't miss a PPV!!!

It's like being a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars, you whine and complain but you keep showing up each Sunday hoping that eventually they will get it together.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Fenrir posted:

007 Cesaro owns.

Cesarowns.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

MotU posted:

what happen

WWE set us up the bomb

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

MagicCube posted:

French ones are, Quebecois ones not so much.

She gives me serious Saint Catherine Street vibes

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Cesaro is like, a Double 007

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

MotU posted:

what happen

they kept him as a heel

the fun part is that half of the crowd was cheering when he said he burned their get well soon cards

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Thanks Byron I never would've guessed that the Swiss Superman spoke one of the national languages of Switzerland.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

StarkRavingMad posted:

He apparently cut the heelest of "you people" heel promos and then when Roman came to the ring he tried to scatter

And then Shane said he's facing (getting fed to) Rollins at MITB

there's no way in hell Roman loses that match

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
Stripper Bond Cesaro is exactly who I'd hire if I was planning a bachelor/bachelorette party or if I had money and an open Friday

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


jred250 posted:

It's like being a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars, you whine and complain but you keep showing up each Sunday hoping that eventually they will get it together.

I get this topical reference because every Jaguar is dying now too

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010
Lipstick Apathy
JBL: supporter of eugenics

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
are four of the five languages Cesaro speaks Italian, French, German and Romansch

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Sigma posted:

She gives me serious Saint Catherine Street vibes

narrow but busy and covered with garbage?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Cesaro's just showing off now. :aaa:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Post-workout Latina booty sweat
I think that was the first time Cesaro's corkscrew uppercut didn't look loving fantastic.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Maryse wouldn't look as bad ringside if we hadn't grown used to the excellent ringside valet antics of Summer/Lana/Xavier.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

jred250 posted:

It's like being a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars, you whine and complain but you keep showing up each Sunday hoping that eventually they will get it together.

alcohol helps

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Meat Recital posted:

she's sexy speaking french. in english, she comes across very shrill, which may be on purpose

Quebec accents have very hard consonant sounds when speaking English. T's become d's very easily. When Owens gets heated, he does it quite obviously.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
lol Miz hosed that up haaaaaard

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Fenrir posted:

there's no way in hell Roman loses that match

I meant fed to Roman, not fed to Rollins, I mistyped

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

jred250
Sep 7, 2003
F Zero Novice

Chris James 2 posted:

I get this topical reference because every Jaguar is dying now too

I almost used the Dallas Cowboys instead, but I figured drawing the parallels of a franchise being mismanaged by an egomaniac old man who is more concerned with branding than fielding a competitive product would be too on the nose.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

JBL: supporter of eugenics

Imagine I posted the gif of him heiling in Germany.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Brock Lesnar posted:

Cesaro is like, a Double 007

or a Triple HHH

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Shima Honnou posted:

Imagine I posted the gif of him heiling in Germany.

*imagines*

hm... LOL

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Sheamus without lifts

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bartok posted:

or a Triple HHH

hi kane :)

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
These rear end in a top hat commercials will never stop until nobody has cancer, will they?

bartok
May 10, 2006




The Great Khali looks genuinely bummed he isn't going to get any cake.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Post-workout Latina booty sweat

A sign of things to come. In 3 years Slater will be released from WWE.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


jred250 posted:

I almost used the Dallas Cowboys instead, but I figured drawing the parallels of a franchise being mismanaged by an egomaniac old man who is more concerned with branding than fielding a competitive product would be too on the nose.

Being a wrestler in the WWE is like being a member of the Dallas Cowboys during the Jason Garrett era

Because either way you have a .500 record

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Accident Underwater posted:

Sheamus without lifts

lmao

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

These rear end in a top hat commercials will never stop until nobody has cancer, will they?

No. :(

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