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Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

How much time to deadline too lazy to look and I've gotta wash breast pump parts, pack lunches, scratch my butt and drink a beer. So just fill me in.

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Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

##unvote

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Hechi Mechi!

What manner of craziness is this?!

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


CapitalistPig posted:

Hechi Mechi!

What manner of craziness is this?!

Ack

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


Mayor Glowku posted:

Dongs can you do me a favor?

depends

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





AA why did you unvote me?

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Mayor Glowku posted:

AA why did you unvote me?

I was just about to full claim since i was -1. Thanks

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

Mayor Glowku posted:

AA why did you unvote me?

Ive got mt reasons. Claim anyhow

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Ive got mt reasons. Claim anyhow

Kay. I'm a doctor. Pork flavored Maruchan

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013



Anomalous Amalgam posted:

How much time to deadline too lazy to look and I've gotta wash breast pump parts, pack lunches, scratch my butt and drink a beer. So just fill me in.

Just so you know, q-tips are amazing for the tiny silicone flanges that are a pain in the rear end to get really well because of the corners. Just dip the q-tip into the soapy water and scrub it lightly, then rinse. Saved me so much time once I figured that out.

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013



##unvote

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





stop unvoting me damnit. I lied I'm not a doctor

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Mayor Glowku posted:

stop unvoting me damnit. I lied I'm not a doctor

##vote glowku

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





I have a plan I just need to be lynch. Please let me be lynched

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013



Mayor Glowku posted:

stop unvoting me damnit. I lied I'm not a doctor

Then what are you doing? I'm so confused, where is my Dongsbot to explain it all to me?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

You turn the corner and see a greenskinned fuckmidget.
Roll for initiative.

Mayor Glowku posted:

I have a plan I just need to be lynch. Please let me be lynched

I believe in you glowku godspeed and good luck on your journey.

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Li Dawny posted:

Then what are you doing? I'm so confused, where is my Dongsbot to explain it all to me?

There's a gambit involved. I'm certainly not on your team I think

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





CapitalistPig posted:

I believe in you glowku godspeed and good luck on your journey.

One more man like this.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


glowku promise me you wont venge me

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





dongsbot 9000 posted:

glowku promise me you wont venge me

You aren't going to get venged I promise

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

I use q tips on the fancy bottle nipples with lots of folds, going to have to try that with the pump parts.

Also glowku u are the worst venge evvveeerr

##vote Glowku

Aim true sweet angel

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Anomalous Amalgam posted:

I use q tips on the fancy bottle nipples with lots of folds, going to have to try that with the pump parts.

Also glowku u are the worst venge evvveeerr

##vote Glowku

Aim true sweet angel

##vote glowku

Am I?

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Good riddance, Mayor Glowku!

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





THANK YOU FOR LENDING YOUR POWER TO ME TOWNSFOLK!

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008




Wedge Regret

Tensions were high after the loss of such a treasured brand as Indomie, and as the Maruchan gathered together, their voices rang out in unison: Pork had to go. No one wanted him around anyway, and the other flavors had long petitioned to have their space repurposed for more varieties of cup noodles, who were more easily cowed by the Maruchan supremacy.

"I heard him say he wanted the whole shelf removed!"

"I heard he used to be a Top Ramen flavor!"

"His words are nothing but poo poo!"

As they approached Pork's spot on the shelf, they expected to find a traitor. What they found was a warrior.

"I can see you will not listen to reason, and force will be required. Spirits of the supermarket, LEND ME YOUR POWER!!!"

What happened next, well...






Mayor Glowku(Maruchan Pork Ramen), Vengeful Town, has been taken off the shelf Day 1!

quote:

Town Vengeful

Welcome, Mayor Glowku, you are Maruchan Pork Ramen, Town Vengeful.

Abilities:

If you are lynched, you may vengekill any player in the game during twilight. You do not have to kill.

Win condition:

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

As the least popular of the major flavors, you've got a chip on your shoulder and a drive to succeed! You've made plans, and those plans are vengeance! You've made a pact with the Dark Gods of RamenSpirits of the Supermarket to strike down your enemies, but only at the cost of your own life.

imgay(Maruchan Chicken Ramen), Town Doctor, has been completely loving obliterated Day 1!

quote:

Town Doctor

Welcome, imgay, you are Maruchan Chicken Ramen, Town Doctor.

Abilities:

Each night, you may protect a player in the game from one nightkill.

Win condition:

You win when all threats to the town have been eliminated and there is at least one town player alive.

You're the most popular flavor, and you know it, but you haven't let it get to your head. You may be a poor man's chicken noodle, but you can still provide succor to those in need.

Night begins, you have 24 hours to send in actions. Ra-men, everyone, and stay safe.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 1

Mayor Glowku (7): imgay, CapitalistPig, Li Dawny, Li Dawny, CapitalistPig, Kashuno, Anomalous Amalgam, tpink, tpink, Anomalous Amalgam, Anomalous Amalgam, Li Dawny, dongsbot 9000, IllegallySober, Anomalous Amalgam, Li Dawny, CapitalistPig, Anomalous Amalgam, Mayor Glowku
imgay (1): bowmore
Anomalous Amalgam (1): CCKeane
tpink (0): IllegallySober, Mayor Glowku, IllegallySober, Mayor Glowku
IllegallySober (0): Mayor Glowku, Mayor Glowku
Li Dawny (0): Mayor Glowku, Mayor Glowku, Mayor Glowku, Mayor Glowku
CapitalistPig (0): Mayor Glowku, Mayor Glowku
dongsbot 9000 (0): Li Dawny, Li Dawny, Kashuno, Kashuno

Not Voting (3): Li Dawny, Moatillata, tpink

With 12 alive, it's 7 votes to lynch. The current deadline is June 08th, 2016 at 11:02 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 23 hours, 24 minutes.

The cost of war is always high, but Maruchans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission.

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop


Votecount for Day 2



Not Voting (10): Anomalous Amalgam, bowmore, CapitalistPig, CCKeane, dongsbot 9000, IllegallySober, Kashuno, Li Dawny, Moatillata, tpink

With 10 alive, it's 6 votes to lynch. There is currently no deadline set.

The object of war is not to die for your brand but to make the other bastard die for his.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008




Wedge Regret

Morning arrives.

After the spectacle of last night, the Maruchan are apprehensive about what lies ahead of them. As the stock is restocked, yet another brand has gone missing.
"Where is he! Where did Picante Beef go!?"

"That weirdo? I thought he got into that pissing match with Beef over who was more Beef."

"Yeah, well, he's gone!"

A scream punctuates the early morning, as the Maruchan run to it's source, and find a grisly scene.




Moatillata, Maruchan Picante Beef Flavor(Vanilla) has been taken off the shelf N1!

Day 2 begins now, Ra-men.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


Absurd Revolver posted:

Tensions were high after the loss of such a treasured brand as Indomie, and as the Maruchan gathered together, their voices rang out in unison: Pork had to go. No one wanted him around anyway, and the other flavors had long petitioned to have their space repurposed for more varieties of cup noodles, who were more easily cowed by the Maruchan supremacy.

"I heard him say he wanted the whole shelf removed!"

"I heard he used to be a Top Ramen flavor!"

"His words are nothing but poo poo!"

As they approached Pork's spot on the shelf, they expected to find a traitor. What they found was a warrior.

"I can see you will not listen to reason, and force will be required. Spirits of the supermarket, LEND ME YOUR POWER!!!"

What happened next, well...






Mayor Glowku(Maruchan Pork Ramen), Vengeful Town, has been taken off the shelf Day 1!


imgay(Maruchan Chicken Ramen), Town Doctor, has been completely loving obliterated Day 1!


Night begins, you have 24 hours to send in actions. Ra-men, everyone, and stay safe.

lmao

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)



Not a real great start for us, guys

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo


Doctor Rope

lol glowkus venge vig had me rolling b

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013



This is going swell guys, we have those scum on their toes now!

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)



Li Dawny posted:

This is going swell guys, we have those scum on their toes now!

Yeah, something like that...

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply



IllegallySober posted:

Yeah, something like that...

You're scum.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


CCKeane posted:

You're scum.

or r u scum

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply




Pretty quick to jump to IS's defense huh?

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...


hmm very defensive

Mayor Glowku
Jul 29, 2012





Good luck fam, I know you guys can do it!

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.


that was so funny I died from laughing. In addition to decapitation

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Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013



CCKeane posted:

You're scum.




CCKeane posted:

Pretty quick to jump to IS's defense huh?


dongsbot 9000 posted:

hmm very defensive

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