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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...




Clapping Larry

Travis343 posted:

Nice & Kind: Aries, Taurus, Gemini
Nice & Unkind: Cancer, Leo, Libra
Not Nice and Kind: Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius
Not Nice and Not Kind: Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

I'm a Taurus !!!

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Pick posted:

Sorry, I had a human skull memory and my kokoro loving teleported back to Pine Town. ask me in a month

Groovy.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Fuck this gay MOTHER Earth.

Wicker Man posted:

I'm a Taurus !!!

Me too

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


The horoscope says I have terminal

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.




naem
May 29, 2011



Wicker Man posted:

TV told us about what to do when there are bullies, or what things can be like when a new friend joins our existing group of friends. But one life lesson TV/Movie/video games don't tell you very often is that you can't always get what you want. The one you pine for may never be interested in you.


I blame TV

The television program FRIENDS®©™© taught a very young me that the way to make the girl you like date you is never ever tell her, for years, as wacky hijinks ensue

THANKS F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Also you and all your friends who are girls with really big boobs with their erect nipples showing will eat breakfast lunch and dinner together every day all of you even the ones that don't live together

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

Travis343 posted:

Nice & Kind: Aries, Taurus, Gemini
Nice & Unkind: Cancer, Leo, Libra
Not Nice and Kind: Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius
Not Nice and Unkind: Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

gently caress off and die I hate you just kidding gods bless and peace be with you

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN


Travis343 posted:

Nice & Kind: Aries, Taurus, Gemini
Nice & Unkind: Cancer, Leo, Libra
Not Nice and Kind: Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius
Not Nice and Not Kind: Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

I'm a Gemini and a complete and utter bastard, so that kind of throws off the calculations.

GloriousDemon
May 1, 2009


Nice & Kind: Samwell Tarly
Nice & Unkind: Little Finger
Not Nice and Kind: The Hound
Not Nice and Unkind: The White Walkers

Which Lord of the Rings character are you?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


GloriousDemon posted:

Nice & Kind: Samwell Tarly
Nice & Unkind: Little Finger
Not Nice and Kind: The Hound
Not Nice and Unkind: The White Walkers

Which Lord of the Rings character are you?

Samwise Gamgee, because I lust for halfling dick.

lazorexplosion
Mar 19, 2016



Pick posted:

Uhhhh I don't normally think of these things in terms of fictional characters, but whammo blammo here it is


Nice & Kind: maya fey
Nice & Unkind: damon gant
Not Nice and Kind: miles edgeworth
Not Nice and Not Kind: manfred von karma

Now do it with Dragon Age 2 characters.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


lazorexplosion posted:

Now do it with Dragon Age 2 characters.
Stop it goddamn you.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm a Gemini and a complete and utter bastard, so that kind of throws off the calculations.

Suprise! You're the evil twin

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008



I can do that but I don't remember anyone's names

Nice & Kind: that idiot elf lady i married
Nice & Unkind: the dude who has the ghost in his brain
Not Nice and Kind: the dwarfy guy they brought back for the final game
Not Nice and Not Kind: the elfy one with the lovely tattoos

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Mass Effect 1-3
Nice & Kind: FemmeShep
Nice & Unkind: FemmeShep
Not Nice and Kind: FemmeShep
Not Nice and Not Kind: FemmeShep

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 29 hours!


Nap Ghost

NomChompsky posted:

I can do that but I don't remember anyone's names

Nice & Kind: that idiot elf lady i married
Nice & Unkind: the dude who has the ghost in his brain
Not Nice and Kind: the dwarfy guy they brought back for the final game
Not Nice and Not Kind: the elfy one with the lovely tattoos

You're so full of poo poo

In order:
Nice and kind: varric
Nice and unkind: orsino
Not nice and kind: aveline
Not nice and not kind: sister petrice

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Shame on all of you.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 29 hours!


Nap Ghost

phasmid posted:

Shame on all of you.

It's not my fault, I did it with classic ace attorney characters

sixth and maimed
Mar 20, 2012



Fun Shoe

Travis343 posted:

Not Nice and Not Kind: Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

Pisces not kind? Come at me, bro! I'll fight you IRL!

Oh, wait ...

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Hey guys I'm gonna ask a woman out in a few hours how can I cock it up?

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Play jordan sparks songs ft chris brown..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE-vp5H_maE

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



I only have a mobile phone will that be OK?

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


no. login to an rss feed one time.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


alternatively you could do this IRL :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47Fbo4kU2AU

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot


mind the walrus posted:

I only have a mobile phone will that be OK?

Its easy. Suggest that you will be very disappointed, AND angry if she says no. Suggest that its in her best interest to date you or else...

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Its easy. Suggest that you will be very disappointed, AND angry if she says no. Suggest that its in her best interest to date you or else...

Sounds too good to be true. Is there a way to ask this but in a way that makes sure I try to pretty on her insecurity because as a succubus Madonna the only way to beat her Chad algorithm is to give her a paradox?

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose

Grimey Drawer

Curdy Lemonstan posted:

Its easy. Suggest that you will be very disappointed, AND angry if she says no. Suggest that its in her best interest to date you or else...

mind the walrus posted:

Sounds too good to be true. Is there a way to ask this but in a way that makes sure I try to pretty on her insecurity because as a succubus Madonna the only way to beat her Chad algorithm is to give her a paradox?

Say if she doesn't date you, she will be alone, because she isn't attractive and no one will want to date her. (it's a paradox because if you don't find her attractive, why would you be interested in her)

edit: It's not really a paradox... you're clearly being charitable by offering to go out with her when no one else would.

green chicken feet fucked around with this message at 12:24 on Sep 13, 2016

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose

Grimey Drawer

Pick posted:

I tend to think of niceness as instrumental, and in that way neutral, where as kindness is an intrinsic characteristic and inherently good. I know people who are nice who are terrible people, which this thread tends to highlight in a specific way, and I know nice people who are very kind, it's not that closely related. Meanwhile, I also know people who are very kind who don't quite have the social finesse to appear nice. They tend to be my favorite.

It took me too long to figure out that niceness and kindness are not related. I'm gonna put this on the list of things to teach my kids.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...




Clapping Larry

green chicken feet posted:

It took me too long to figure out that niceness and kindness are not related. I'm gonna put this on the list of things to teach my kids.

That's not a bad way to put it. Nice seems more about how you act, whereas kind seems more describing your actions.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY


Grimey Drawer

Niceness is about coordinating what other people think of you. Kindness is about working on what you think of yourself.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008



Pick posted:

You're so full of poo poo

In order:
Nice and kind: varric
Nice and unkind: orsino
Not nice and kind: aveline
Not nice and not kind: sister petrice

sorry i didn't mean to violate the sanctity of your favorite gam.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008



i might just be bad at determining people's qualities.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...




Pick posted:

You're so full of poo poo

In order:
Nice and kind: varric
Nice and unkind: orsino
Not nice and kind: aveline
Not nice and not kind: sister petrice

checks out

and now i'm wondering where to put the arishok

he's not nice but like all qunari he thinks he's helping people by putting them in the qun but i can't really think of that as kind

a conundrum

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
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this article popped up on my facebook feed today, arranged marriage gone wrong. https://www.buzzfeed.com/andreborge...xobV#.fvEm4m4M0

I like "too good a husband"

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?


Grimey Drawer

Nice and kind: Picard
Nice and unkind: Kirk
Not nice and kind: Sisko
Not nice and not kind: Janeway

Arcsquad12
Mar 4, 2013

I Love Satan


Kashuno posted:

Nice and kind: Picard
Nice and unkind: Kirk
Not nice and kind: Sisko
Not nice and not kind: Janeway

What about Archer?

Nice, Kind, and Saviour of Bajor: Gul Dukat.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl



Nice and kind: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
Nice and unkind: Shaka, when the walls fell
Not nice and kind: Temba, his arms wide
Not nice and not kind: Sokath, his eyes uncovered

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!



Grimey Drawer

This just came up on my facebook feed

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear

Lipstick Apathy

turbomoose posted:



this article popped up on my facebook feed today, arranged marriage gone wrong. https://www.buzzfeed.com/andreborge...xobV#.fvEm4m4M0


a man named Carol? wow!


Sweet As Sin posted:

This just came up on my facebook feed



wow, this is a whole new world of hoverhand

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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007




Any other nice guys in recovery have real weird self-esteem issues? Every time a girl's into me I immediately start trying to spot flaws in her character/appearance. If I don't spot any I start making them up. Once I've made a big enough list I drop all communication. This usually takes about 4-6 hours from first meeting her.

I guess I am the whore bitch now.

No seriously though how do I stop doing that

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