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Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"


Zzulu posted:

I dont have much porking with my wife anymore

We are more like friends without benefits now

Me too, with your wife as well

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009


Same

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


karen stone is a hot phone sex operator for prisoners LOL

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007



I AM A FREE
I AM NOT MAN
A NUMBER




Muldoon


Nice guy.


Bonus

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


Ratjaculation posted:


Nice guy.


Bonus

fuckitall we'll do it live

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

is this a dream?

have I seen these before?
(am I going crazy from niceness?!?)

rtcll
Sep 15, 2016

by Smythe


Dinosaurmageddon posted:

is this a dream?

have I seen these before?
(am I going crazy from niceness?!?)

Liar lol.

Science Rocket
Sep 4, 2006

Putting the Flash in Flash Man


I remember reading about this whore who was a playboy model and stripper when she was 18, and then she decided that's not what she wanted to do with her life so she went to college, got a degree, studied law at Harvard Law School, and became a very high ranking and powerful judge.
Reading this story made me very angry, and I still get angry thinking about it. I believe that once a woman is a whore, she is always a whore and she should be forbidden from getting married or having any profession outside of prostitution. Slutty behavior should permanently forfeit a woman's right to be taken seriously.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

Mah spoon is too big!


RicochetD20 posted:

I remember reading about this whore who was a playboy model and stripper when she was 18, and then she decided that's not what she wanted to do with her life so she went to college, got a degree, studied law at Harvard Law School, and became a very high ranking and powerful judge.
Reading this story made me very angry, and I still get angry thinking about it. I believe that once a woman is a whore, she is always a whore and she should be forbidden from getting married or having any profession outside of prostitution. Slutty behavior should permanently forfeit a woman's right to be taken seriously.

What I love about this is the volumes it speaks about just how seriously the writer has been taken by everyone around him for his entire life.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.


Is that a dog crate on the back right? That poor loving animal. (The hypothetical dog, not the guy.)

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


RicochetD20 posted:

I remember reading about this whore who was a playboy model and stripper when she was 18, and then she decided that's not what she wanted to do with her life so she went to college, got a degree, studied law at Harvard Law School, and became a very high ranking and powerful judge.
Reading this story made me very angry, and I still get angry thinking about it. I believe that once a woman is a whore, she is always a whore and she should be forbidden from getting married or having any profession outside of prostitution. Slutty behavior should permanently forfeit a woman's right to be taken seriously.

hahahahhaha

lohli
Jun 30, 2008


Dis posted:

Is that a dog crate on the back right? That poor loving animal. (The hypothetical dog, not the guy.)

Maybe it's for the guy.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

lohli posted:

Maybe it's for the guy.

You know, I hadn't wanted to think those bad thoughts. That said, you could be spot on.

Yes, he probably just chills out in there reading "The Cell" or whatever.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Dis posted:

You know, I hadn't wanted to think those bad thoughts. That said, you could be spot on.

Yes, he probably just chills out in there reading "The Cell" or whatever.

The cell is kind of monotone don't u think? Interstellar's quantum doorways are a much better visual representation.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

drat, is that one in the picture too?

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003



Dis posted:

Yes, he probably just chills out in there reading "The Cell" or whatever.

While playing chess against himself, the only worthy opponent in his area.

Cruising Altitude
Sep 15, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois


Im a doctor

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004



Hard to believe the gbs "nice guy" thread would suck after 170 pages, but well, here we are

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN


Puppy Galaxy posted:

Hard to believe the gbs "nice guy" thread would suck after 170 pages, but well, here we are

Now that you have dropped a sick neg on the thread I am excited to see what your follow-up will be.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

a cat




Pvt.Scott posted:

Haha, I only refer to it as volcel because of the ridiculous internet manbabies that call themselves incel. I have no idea if anyone else uses that term.

Just "celibate" I think.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Facebook Aunt posted:

Just "celibate" I think.

destroy the french

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


http://www.mensjournal.com/magazine...rifter-19691231
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_confidence_tricks

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


I hate women cuz theyre huge sluts

So am i, but that dorsnt count

Also i wish women would be sluts with me

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

Let's all become sluts and somehow also women, since we seem to be short on those available.


Besides, shame is so pre-Singularity.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


Cant wait for AI to become complex enough to friendzone people

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Zzulu posted:

Cant wait for AI to become complex enough to friendzone people

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't go out with you."

Bacon Taco
Jun 8, 2006

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Dinosaur Gum

Zzulu posted:

I dont have much porking with my wife anymore

We are more like friends without benefits now

Welcome to being married for 20 years!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





RicochetD20 posted:

I remember reading about this whore who was a playboy model and stripper when she was 18, and then she decided that's not what she wanted to do with her life so she went to college, got a degree, studied law at Harvard Law School, and became a very high ranking and powerful judge.
Reading this story made me very angry, and I still get angry thinking about it. I believe that once a woman is a whore, she is always a whore and she should be forbidden from getting married or having any profession outside of prostitution. Slutty behavior should permanently forfeit a woman's right to be taken seriously.

Where do guys get these Madonna-whore complexes? Is there something in society that pushes this line of thinking?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY


Grimey Drawer


Assuming this is real for fun, when you unpack it, its a neat little vignette about how much trouble the internet shut-ins have interacting with the rest of the world. He uses a bunch of words that he thinks make him sound smart, but arranges them so awkwardly, and stumbles over the basics of subject/verb agreement and preposition use that the whole thing comes out like a fart in church. And he picks this point he wants to make that he thinks the rest of the world will look at and think, "Wow, that guy is really deep and interesting." and comes across as a massive poo poo heel who's so tone deaf that he thinks, "They're only laughing at me because of how insecure my shining example has made them about themselves."

Its like a verbal fedora.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010





blarzgh posted:

Assuming this is real for fun, when you unpack it, its a neat little vignette about how much trouble the internet shut-ins have interacting with the rest of the world. He uses a bunch of words that he thinks make him sound smart, but arranges them so awkwardly, and stumbles over the basics of subject/verb agreement and preposition use that the whole thing comes out like a fart in church. And he picks this point he wants to make that he thinks the rest of the world will look at and think, "Wow, that guy is really deep and interesting." and comes across as a massive poo poo heel who's so tone deaf that he thinks, "They're only laughing at me because of how insecure my shining example has made them about themselves."

Its like a verbal fedora.

if he wanted people to think he was smart he should not call himself smart since humility goes a long way, then if you do smart things you'll get your smart compliment that he so craves

but that requires talking to people BENEATH him

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



Why, most of you internet users haven't achieved my incredible intellectual accomplishments such as actually reading the whole of 'Catcher In The Rye'!

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015


ikanreed posted:

Where do guys get these Madonna-whore complexes? Is there something in society that pushes this line of thinking?

It's just another form privilege-whining, except the privileged being perceived is the ability to find fame and a job based solely on one's looks. Obviously the world of porn and modeling is far from easy, but that's the perception among ugly people. Similar to those write off the accomplishments or qualifications of white males in executive positions, by virtue of their (assumed) life of privilege.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



I mindlessly 'comsume' "tv" and "netflix" and I sometimes go to "parties" with people I speak to on "facebook" I should probably just kill myself because I can clearly never be "cool" like a nice guy that enjoys hobbies such as putting quotation marks around everything for no reason.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY


Grimey Drawer

Quote-Unquote posted:

I mindlessly 'comsume' "tv" and "netflix" and I sometimes go to "parties" with people I speak to on "facebook" I should probably just kill myself because I can clearly never be "cool" like a nice guy that enjoys hobbies such as putting quotation marks around everything for no reason.

Ah, and therefore such that as you cannot ever truly very compete with me in the realms of intelligent acumen. How I pity those that are the weak minded.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



blarzgh posted:

Ah, and therefore such that as you cannot ever truly very compete with me in the realms of intelligent acumen. How I pity those that are the weak minded.

Be forewarned, blarzgh: I will be "un-friending" and blocking you for having the audacity and oafishness to post such utter garbage.

Now I must retire, for I feel a compulsion to challenge my intellectual capacity by reading lofty tomes such as "Catcher In The Rye" by "J" "D" "Salinger", and other similarly cognitively stimulating "literary material" that is frequently included in "government-mandated" educational "curricula" for thirteen "year" olds. Have "fun" with your "parties" and talking to "females", "ignoramus".

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY


Grimey Drawer

Quote-Unquote posted:

Be forewarned, blarzgh: I will be "un-friending" and blocking you for having the audacity and oafishness to post such utter garbage.

Now I must retire, for I feel a compulsion to challenge my intellectual capacity by reading lofty tomes such as "Catcher In The Rye" by "J" "D" "Salinger", and other similarly cognitively stimulating "literary material" that is frequently included in "government-mandated" educational "curricula" for thirteen "year" olds. Have "fun" with your "parties" and talking to "females", "ignoramus".

Ah, fortnight "thine" simulacrum; wherever howthus; timpany faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008



I see a lot of talkin about nice guys but where are the actual nice guys surely we've got a few who could be rollin around in here.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 21, 2002



NomChompsky posted:

I see a lot of talkin about nice guys but where are the actual nice guys surely we've got a few who could be rollin around in here.

I'm a nice guy ama

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005



Pillbug

1. Know things and be able to talk about them.
2. Have opinions and principles and don't compromise just because someone with a vagina disagrees with you.
3. Have just enough arrogance for the situation without being purposefully obtuse or contrarian.
4. Don't give a poo poo if something you say upsets someone else. As long as you're being true to who you are, then other people's opinions don't matter. But, once again, remember not to be obtuse or contrarian simply for the purpose of "pushing their buttons".

5. (and most importantly) Do things you think are fun and like-minded people will find you. If everyone around you is saying your hobbies are stupid or dumb, then you're hanging around the wrong people.

Hope this helps.

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY


Grimey Drawer

Quote-Unquote posted:

I'm a nice guy ama

I'm unironically a Chad.

Edit: no nazi tattoos though.

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