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you can customize your space man with over 17,000 different cosmetic accessories, you can choose from over 15,000 space ships for your space man to fly in space and then you can buy aftermarket parts like spinners and bigger exhausts AND let us not forget about the lasers, there are 19 quadrillion planets and each one is different and some trees are purple and have you ever wanted to mine space mud???? well in No Man's Sky your dreams can come true, find all the power crystals and galaxies with pirates space pirates get in 3D dogfights in your Oculus Rift and board that space station!!! you can chain women to radiators and leave them there for several years, you can convert currency at the VERY SAME TEMPLE jesus went nuts and smited all the money changers and ever hear of Ancient Aliens??? better believe they're in here too if you can think of it, it's in No Man's Sky, it will be the greatest game ever and I would pay up to $1200 for a copy of it well peace out
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in no mans sky you can land on a planet and find a house with a computer and then use the computer to play procedurally generated games
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in no mans sky you cant kill yourself by crashing into the ground
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In No Man's Sky you can do anything you can do in a game: jump, or run, or use WASD for movement, or move around using the controller, or use guns (weaponry).
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Mapping out the entire galaxy with graph paper, so far all the cells are blank, but in a way that is very accurate. I like/enjoy this game.
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see that planet? you can go there
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everything is procedurally generated by an algorithm created by a very famous botanist who recently sued a local car wash. this algorithm will ensure you will never see the same creatures twice. just imagine: setting foot on the mysterious world of Glanova-5 and watching red, three-legged rodents scamper into futuristic drainage ditches. then picture yourself entering the Crumula galaxy, landing on the beautiful exotic planet of Frintox, and seeing blue, three-legged rodents scamper into holes in the ground. then you can mine some space dirt. the estimated average playing time for this game is somewhere over 50,000 hours on average
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See those planets in the distance?
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Lowtax posted:everything is procedurally generated by an algorithm created by a very famous botanist who recently sued a local car wash. this algorithm will ensure you will never see the same creatures twice. just imagine: setting foot on the mysterious world of Glanova-5 and watching red, three-legged rodents scamper into futuristic drainage ditches. then picture yourself entering the Crumula galaxy, landing on the beautiful exotic planet of Frintox, and seeing blue, three-legged rodents scamper into holes in the ground. then you can mine some space dirt. the estimated average playing time for this game is somewhere over 50,000 hours on average Haha
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Lowtax posted:everything is procedurally generated by an algorithm created by a very famous botanist who recently sued a local car wash. this algorithm will ensure you will never see the same creatures twice. just imagine: setting foot on the mysterious world of Glanova-5 and watching red, three-legged rodents scamper into futuristic drainage ditches. then picture yourself entering the Crumula galaxy, landing on the beautiful exotic planet of Frintox, and seeing blue, three-legged rodents scamper into holes in the ground. then you can mine some space dirt. the estimated average playing time for this game is somewhere over 50,000 hours on average
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This is epic.
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Spore Man's Sky.
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thats not unique, i've seen this alien on doctor who. it's the one that farted a lot.
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Acne Rain posted:thats not unique, i've seen this alien on doctor who. it's the one that farted a lot. Bollocks, Dr Who is the bloody win m'good sir.
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i was joking before but these creatures actually look worse than Spore tier diarrhea dogshit
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:i was joking before but these creatures actually look worse than Spore tier diarrhea dogshit You can't even make animals that shoot poison out of their rear end
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Can you have sex in this game?
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Knuc U Kinte posted:Can you have sex in this game? Technically, no. But dude it's seriously even better, it's like the game is making love to your mind. No joke, this game gave me my first hands free orgasm (spent $600 on an early copy, natch) and I spent the better part of my teenage years with a vibe all up my you know what . Yeah. It's that good.
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psyduck.... what have they done to you, my friend?
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I kinda liked Spore.
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![]() This is bordering on Belksinski art. This game needs more Belksinski planets.
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Procedurally generated abandoned cities would be cool
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I will name all of the most atrocious abominations I find in your honor, Lowtax. It just feels fitting.
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why the poo poo are the graphics so loving bad . it looks like a worse Outcast
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Mr. Noseybonk posted:I will name all of the most atrocious abominations I find in your honor, Lowtax. It just feels fitting. Well, Lowtax did create Something Awful, and Something Awful is home to all kinds of hosed up and twisted dudes so... drat, I guess it is pretty fitting O.o
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In Training posted:I kinda liked Spore. I liked it as a $5 Steam sale game 5 years after all the hype but I can definitely understand why everyone hated it at release. I'd like to see the concept revisited with more depth.
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this guy looks depressed
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mysterious loyall X posted:this guy looks depressed Wouldn't you be depressed if you looked like that?
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mysterious loyall X posted:this guy looks depressed ![]()
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What up little homie.
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That guy's cool
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FactsAreUseless posted:Mapping out the entire galaxy with graph paper, so far all the cells are blank, but in a way that is very accurate. I like/enjoy this game. lmao
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No Man's For Old Skies Reckon I'll have me the anything.
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Procedurally generated abandoned cities would be cool i disagree vehemently
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