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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer


you can customize your space man with over 17,000 different cosmetic accessories, you can choose from over 15,000 space ships for your space man to fly in space and then you can buy aftermarket parts like spinners and bigger exhausts AND let us not forget about the lasers, there are 19 quadrillion planets and each one is different and some trees are purple and have you ever wanted to mine space mud???? well in No Man's Sky your dreams can come true, find all the power crystals and galaxies with pirates space pirates get in 3D dogfights in your Oculus Rift and board that space station!!! you can chain women to radiators and leave them there for several years, you can convert currency at the VERY SAME TEMPLE jesus went nuts and smited all the money changers and ever hear of Ancient Aliens??? better believe they're in here too

if you can think of it, it's in No Man's Sky, it will be the greatest game ever and I would pay up to $1200 for a copy of it well peace out

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trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



in no mans sky you can land on a planet and find a house with a computer and then use the computer to play procedurally generated games

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012



in no mans sky you cant kill yourself by crashing into the ground

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



In No Man's Sky you can do anything you can do in a game: jump, or run, or use WASD for movement, or move around using the controller, or use guns (weaponry).

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



Mapping out the entire galaxy with graph paper, so far all the cells are blank, but in a way that is very accurate. I like/enjoy this game.

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003



see that planet? you can go there

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer


everything is procedurally generated by an algorithm created by a very famous botanist who recently sued a local car wash. this algorithm will ensure you will never see the same creatures twice. just imagine: setting foot on the mysterious world of Glanova-5 and watching red, three-legged rodents scamper into futuristic drainage ditches. then picture yourself entering the Crumula galaxy, landing on the beautiful exotic planet of Frintox, and seeing blue, three-legged rodents scamper into holes in the ground. then you can mine some space dirt. the estimated average playing time for this game is somewhere over 50,000 hours on average

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!


Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!


Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010



See those planets in the distance?

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011






Lowtax posted:

everything is procedurally generated by an algorithm created by a very famous botanist who recently sued a local car wash. this algorithm will ensure you will never see the same creatures twice. just imagine: setting foot on the mysterious world of Glanova-5 and watching red, three-legged rodents scamper into futuristic drainage ditches. then picture yourself entering the Crumula galaxy, landing on the beautiful exotic planet of Frintox, and seeing blue, three-legged rodents scamper into holes in the ground. then you can mine some space dirt. the estimated average playing time for this game is somewhere over 50,000 hours on average

Haha

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



Lowtax posted:

everything is procedurally generated by an algorithm created by a very famous botanist who recently sued a local car wash. this algorithm will ensure you will never see the same creatures twice. just imagine: setting foot on the mysterious world of Glanova-5 and watching red, three-legged rodents scamper into futuristic drainage ditches. then picture yourself entering the Crumula galaxy, landing on the beautiful exotic planet of Frintox, and seeing blue, three-legged rodents scamper into holes in the ground. then you can mine some space dirt. the estimated average playing time for this game is somewhere over 50,000 hours on average
That average is two hours for most players, and a hundred million for me.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009




This is epic.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008


Spore Man's Sky.

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway



thats not unique, i've seen this alien on doctor who. it's the one that farted a lot.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!


Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!


Acne Rain posted:

thats not unique, i've seen this alien on doctor who. it's the one that farted a lot.

Bollocks, Dr Who is the bloody win m'good sir.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!


Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008


i was joking before but these creatures actually look worse than Spore tier diarrhea dogshit

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

i was joking before but these creatures actually look worse than Spore tier diarrhea dogshit

You can't even make animals that shoot poison out of their rear end

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004



Can you have sex in this game?

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.


Knuc U Kinte posted:

Can you have sex in this game?

Technically, no. But dude it's seriously even better, it's like the game is making love to your mind. No joke, this game gave me my first hands free orgasm (spent $600 on an early copy, natch) and I spent the better part of my teenage years with a vibe all up my you know what . Yeah. It's that good.

Bolverkur
Aug 9, 2012




psyduck.... what have they done to you, my friend?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



I kinda liked Spore.

HORMELCHILI
Jan 13, 2010





This is bordering on Belksinski art. This game needs more Belksinski planets.

star eater
Jan 1, 2006



Fallen Rib

Procedurally generated abandoned cities would be cool

Mr. Noseybonk
Jul 17, 2012



I will name all of the most atrocious abominations I find in your honor, Lowtax. It just feels fitting.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Is that an *expression?* Are you trying to make an expression with that face? Why?


why the poo poo are the graphics so loving bad . it looks like a worse Outcast

Mr. Sophistication
May 16, 2014

I know this wasn't your original avatar but I just love this game. Cheers, rediscover.


Mr. Noseybonk posted:

I will name all of the most atrocious abominations I find in your honor, Lowtax. It just feels fitting.

Well, Lowtax did create Something Awful, and Something Awful is home to all kinds of hosed up and twisted dudes so... drat, I guess it is pretty fitting O.o

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



In Training posted:

I kinda liked Spore.

I liked it as a $5 Steam sale game 5 years after all the hype but I can definitely understand why everyone hated it at release. I'd like to see the concept revisited with more depth.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012

in my pope game,


mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003



this guy looks depressed

Mr. Noseybonk
Jul 17, 2012



mysterious loyall X posted:

this guy looks depressed

Wouldn't you be depressed if you looked like that?

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!


mysterious loyall X posted:

this guy looks depressed

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009




What up little homie.

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



That guy's cool

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011



FactsAreUseless posted:

Mapping out the entire galaxy with graph paper, so far all the cells are blank, but in a way that is very accurate. I like/enjoy this game.

lmao

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012

in my pope game,



Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

I'M SO OLD AM I RITE

No Man's For Old Skies

Reckon I'll have me the anything.

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Procedurally generated abandoned cities would be cool

i disagree vehemently

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