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I love procedural generation, especially about three-quarters through the episode when the bad guy accidentally confesses.
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You can do anything you want at No Man's Sky's restaurant
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he wants to gently caress the rhino alien
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I want to cum
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:he wants to gently caress the rhino alien so do I
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cool
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but like i have a feeling that ppl wont be discovering this kind of stuff for long. sort of like how in trivial pursuit when you start getting the same questions you got a while ago
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hi i am a big fan of video games and i wanted to tell you i have one hundred percent confidence in the fact that no man's sky is a video game. theres a lot of naysayers out there but you can believe in me. i know a video game when i see one
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you could play No Man's Sky for every minute of every day for the next 9 billion years and you still won't have explored more than 0.00000003% of the universe on one planet there is a mud hut
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You cynics call yourselves gamers?
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I can go out into somebody's front lawn and not one blade of grass is the same.
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I can probably also do that in real life but just imagine
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bazillion planets just got bazilliondier
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harvest literally quadrillion different varieties of poop
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out of all species only one farts, but can you find it??? no you cannot
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Imagine, if you will, discovering a planet where the trees are PURPLE this is one of many possibilities as you explore the universe in No Man's Sky
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I freakin hope theres a cowboy planet
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I'll buy this when it's like 15 bucks or whatever. Seems like a decent chillaxe couch game. A "No Man's Sky & Chill" style of game, if you will.
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I for one, am color blind, and look forward to planets that have trees of differing textures. For instance, one planet has trees which actually appear to have the texture of a rock. It's mindbogglingly awesome, tbh.
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On another planet there's a human hut, and mud people live in it.
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Even further out into the galaxy you can find mud people in a zone with no water, and they're simply called sand people.
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Look, I'm sorry you're a sinner and God made your eyes all bonkers and poo poo, but that doesn't give you free reign to poo poo up the thread.
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you could even find a boat on a planet!!!
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I watched an illegal stream of the game and this German guy found a fat deer that was stuck running in place and it had giant bug eyes and multiple tails and then he got banned from Twitch. We'll probably never see that species of deer ever again.
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Crown Face posted:I watched an illegal stream of the game and this German guy found a fat deer that was stuck running in place and it had giant bug eyes and multiple tails and then he got banned from Twitch. That deer was your loving mum, haha
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Wormskull posted:You cynics call yourselves gamers? This.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:That deer was your loving mum, haha
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Having a hearty laugh over here at the very idea of finding a massive volatile gas giant and naming it... yep... "your mum"
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:That deer was your loving mum, haha
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Lowtax posted:you can customize your space man with over 17,000 different cosmetic accessories, you can choose from over 15,000 space ships for your space man to fly in space and then you can buy aftermarket parts like spinners and bigger exhausts AND let us not forget about the lasers, there are 19 quadrillion planets and each one is different and some trees are purple and have you ever wanted to mine space mud???? well in No Man's Sky your dreams can come true, find all the power crystals and galaxies with pirates space pirates get in 3D dogfights in your Oculus Rift and board that space station!!! you can chain women to radiators and leave them there for several years, you can convert currency at the VERY SAME TEMPLE jesus went nuts and smited all the money changers and ever hear of Ancient Aliens??? better believe they're in here too ![]()
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Is Piss Planet in this game? Gonna drown myself there.
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the only thing you wont be able to do in no mans sky is put the controller down
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Crimson Harvest posted:Is Piss Planet in this game? Gonna drown myself there.
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have they released any gameplay videos yet? i know people were streaming it and getting banned from twitch...
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Wormskull posted:You cynics call yourselves gamers? There's not enough time in life to play all games, or to explore not even a 0.00000000001% of No Man's Sky.
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a ton of people are still streaming it tho https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/No%20Man%27s%20Sky
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Crimson Harvest posted:Is Piss Planet in this game? Gonna drown myself there. i am the piss planet
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Gonna need some more info on these Ancient Aliens...
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:Look, I'm sorry you're a sinner and God made your eyes all bonkers and poo poo, but that doesn't give you free reign to poo poo up the thread. Hah! You're entirely correct! On one planet there is a BOAT, and it's poo poo colored!!!!
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