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Alpha Phoenix: Feb 26, 2007; That is a peckin' lot of bird...

Young Freud posted:

Nope, but drat those are some big-rear end titties. Not representative of the NatGeo experience at all.

Yea, I just GIS "National Geographic Topless" and picked the first few entries that I didn't think were literal CP. There were a lot more octogenarians and leather mamas (not in the kink meaning)

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Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

Alpha Phoenix posted:

Yea, I just GIS "National Geographic Topless" and picked the first few entries that I didn't think were literal CP. There were a lot more octogenarians and leather mamas (not in the kink meaning)

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Batman was pretty much a who's who of incredibly hot chicks of the mid 60s

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Decrepus: May 21, 2008; In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.

Alpha Phoenix posted:

Yea, I just GIS "National Geographic Topless" and picked the first few entries that I didn't think were literal CP. There were a lot more octogenarians and leather mamas (not in the kink meaning)

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This is very good but was it worth all of the ugly people who are now in to latex? You decide.

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Wamdoodle: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!; Grimey Drawer

Decrepus posted:

This is very good but was it worth all of the ugly people who are now in to latex? You decide.

Yes

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Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Decrepus posted:

This is very good but was it worth all of the ugly people who are now in to latex? You decide.

it would have happened anyway. fatties ruining things that look good on attractive people is inevitable -e.g. corsets.

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Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

i would expect the "Cake Boss" to have a greater mastery over cakes

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Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

vyst posted:

Jesus Christ what a callback, which goon was this again?

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Sandwolf posted:

Jesus Christ what a callback, which goon was this again?

He is all of us and we are him in spirit.

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Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; Switches Set

Alpha Phoenix posted:

I keep thinking this Uma Thurman in The Avengers, but Catwoman huh?

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Grondoth: Feb 18, 2011

Maldoror posted:

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So she WAS Mae Denning, huh? Jeez.

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skeevy achievements: Feb 25, 2008; by merry exmarx

Germstore posted:

it would have happened anyway. fatties ruining things that look good on attractive people is inevitable -e.g. corsets.

but I was told morbidly obese burlesque dancing women with bangs, tattoos, hairy armpits and rainbow hair were "badass"

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is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Becca from Throut and Neck on the Gameshow Network

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Becca from Throut and Neck on the Gameshow Network

Well this just knocked a cobweb loose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpunCTyOOhc

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Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
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Internaut! posted:

but I was told morbidly obese burlesque dancing women with bangs, tattoos, hairy armpits and rainbow hair were "badass"

i mean hey if someone's into that, i ain't judge, but don't pretend like i'm obligated to be too

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DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

big shags posted:

God this picture will always be the best. The face that launched a million nerd erections. That poor Goon... I wonder if he still posts here.

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Radiohead71: Sep 15, 2007

Von_Doom posted:

God this picture will always be the best. The face that launched a million nerd erections. That poor Goon... I wonder if he still posts here.

What is the story on this please?

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Smythe: Oct 12, 2003; no meds = f4

Radiohead71 posted:

What is the story on this please?

here's a back story *rams the whole drat wheel of time series up your rear end*

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A CRAB IRL: May 6, 2009; The Deadliest Crotch

Gail Porter in FHM

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Smythe posted:

here's a back story *rams the whole drat wheel of time series up your rear end*

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Brave New World: Mar 10, 2010

Radiohead71 posted:

What is the story on this please?

It's a picture of some goon's mom.

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Concerned Citizen: Jul 22, 2007; Ramrod XTreme

Radiohead71 posted:

What is the story on this please?

It's a really nice looking beach.

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TheKennedys: Sep 23, 2006; By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

also in my GISing for good shots of her in Gia I remembered she actually looked like a human woman and not a skeleton in the mid 90s.

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Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; Switches Set

TheKennedys posted:

also in my GISing for good shots of her in Gia I remembered she actually looked like a human woman and not a skeleton in the mid 90s.

She looked the best in Mr and Mrs Smith. She pulls the rich stepford wife thing off well.

edit: also this

# ? Aug 29, 2016 23:05

DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

Radiohead71 posted:

What is the story on this please?

http://archives.somethingawful.com/...40&pagenumber=1

For any without archives: goon named Microwave is a terrible shitlord. He posts and people hate it. Somehow the pics end up in SA. I want to say he posted a pic of his mom to be annoying. Goons explode. Pants explode. Microwave cries and tell goons to stop. Goons make a holiday of spanking it to his hot mom. Goons get even more goony about aforementioned hot mom. Microwave cries and either fades into the back or rereg's another account and still lurks and posts but not as Microwave so people will stop telling him how they spank it to his mom. Goons still occasionally spank it to the pic of hot mom when she's brought up. Its tradition... like christmas crackers. Years from now creatures that have evolved from mankind will not know what this picture they found is.... they just know they have to fap to it.

On a topic note: before I was a teen there were girls I thought were cute... but there was one actress that did it for me. She was an american actress on this tv show. She made my pre-teen self feel.... funny. Fairly sure she inspired my first boner. I hardly ever watched TV but I remembered her beautiful smile and the way her dark hair bounced when I heard that infectious laughter. The dub was terrible but I could still hear that angelic voice underneath the bored sounding russian.

That woman?

Women with that voice and accent still turn me on in a unironic way. So weird and Freudian.

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glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

#mcchicken

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Smythe posted:

here's a back story *rams the whole drat wheel of time series up your rear end*

A good post.

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vyst: Aug 25, 2009

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

vyst posted:

I'm the apple slices

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Poppyseed Poundcake: Feb 23, 2007

vyst posted:

hosed up you would post this. It was in memory of one of their little daughters who died of cancer, they have an annual tea party in remembrance.
Have some respect.

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Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Pershing posted:

The video for Cherish...I secretly taped it.

https://youtu.be/8q2WS6ahCnY

Really surprised we haven't seen more Madonna in this thread.

High five. Posted earlier but mine was the Express Yourself video. Young me knew somehow he was seeing something he shouldn't have been.

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vyst: Aug 25, 2009

Dr. Josef Mengele posted:

hosed up you would post this. It was in memory of one of their little daughters who died of cancer, they have an annual tea party in remembrance.
Have some respect.

don't kinkshame.

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ahiwattamplifier: May 3, 2014

Von_Doom posted:

On a topic note: before I was a teen there were girls I thought were cute... but there was one actress that did it for me. She was an american actress on this tv show. She made my pre-teen self feel.... funny. Fairly sure she inspired my first boner. I hardly ever watched TV but I remembered her beautiful smile and the way her dark hair bounced when I heard that infectious laughter. The dub was terrible but I could still hear that angelic voice underneath the bored sounding russian.

That woman?

Women with that voice and accent still turn me on in a unironic way. So weird and Freudian.

My brother used to make fun of her all the time. Finding her attractive made me feel really bad about myself...
... My brother is the worst.

On the subject of mysterious women with dark hair and heavy accents, David Lynch has perfected the artform of casting actresses for those parts.

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Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Dr. Josef Mengele posted:

hosed up you would post this. It was in memory of one of their little daughters who died of cancer, they have an annual tea party in remembrance.
Have some respect.

I'm real glad Mengeles here to moralize to gbs.

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treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Dreddout posted:

I'm real glad Mengeles here to moralize to gbs.

Right? He could have the most righteous indignation ever and it would still fall flat. I suggest a second account with a less "lol nazis" offensive name to post such things from.

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unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

genesplicer posted:

Dude, there's a difference between funny and really loving creepy. Learn the difference.

phone posting from the toilet so pretend i posted that pic of the two kidnapped kids in response to this

# ? Aug 30, 2016 00:29

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

treiz01 posted:

Right? He could have the most righteous indignation ever and it would still fall flat. I suggest a second account with a less "lol nazis" offensive name to post such things from.

I don't think he's goering to change his name.

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