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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



treiz01 posted:

Right? He could have the most righteous indignation ever and it would still fall flat. I suggest a second account with a less "lol nazis" offensive name to post such things from.
Heh, let's just see when he reads this and goebbels his words

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Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Fuck this gay MOTHER Earth.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I guess no one was allowed to watch television past 8pm in 1990.



95% of Twin Peaks was gorgeous women. The other 5% were insane men.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.


Von_Doom posted:

http://archives.somethingawful.com/...40&pagenumber=1

For any without archives: goon named Microwave is a terrible shitlord. He posts and people hate it. Somehow the pics end up in SA. I want to say he posted a pic of his mom to be annoying. Goons explode. Pants explode. Microwave cries and tell goons to stop. Goons make a holiday of spanking it to his hot mom. Goons get even more goony about aforementioned hot mom. Microwave cries and either fades into the back or rereg's another account and still lurks and posts but not as Microwave so people will stop telling him how they spank it to his mom. Goons still occasionally spank it to the pic of hot mom when she's brought up. Its tradition... like christmas crackers. Years from now creatures that have evolved from mankind will not know what this picture they found is.... they just know they have to fap to it.

On a topic note: before I was a teen there were girls I thought were cute... but there was one actress that did it for me. She was an american actress on this tv show. She made my pre-teen self feel.... funny. Fairly sure she inspired my first boner. I hardly ever watched TV but I remembered her beautiful smile and the way her dark hair bounced when I heard that infectious laughter. The dub was terrible but I could still hear that angelic voice underneath the bored sounding russian.

That woman?



Women with that voice and accent still turn me on in a unironic way. So weird and Freudian.

She wasn't quite my thing, but I get it: there's some women's voices that are pitched a certain way - a bit nasally - that I respond to, even though most guys wouldn't think of them as sexy.

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007


Germstore posted:

I don't think he's goering to change his name.

I don't even like this name anymore I made back before I was poor and now I cant afford a new name.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009



Holy poo poo I forgot all about that.

u wan fuck
Dec 28, 2002




Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax


Ultra Carp

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot



"Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldnt want to gently caress in the first place? Theres such balance in nature."

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


Taco Defender

Part VII

Death

https://vimeo.com/10798467

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY




When I was very young and didn't understand the show, I HATED MWC and thought everyone in it was ugly.

But now, Katy Segal... Jesus.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Inzombiac posted:

When I was very young and didn't understand the show, I HATED MWC and thought everyone in it was ugly.

But now, Katy Segal... Jesus.

Weird how that poo poo works, eh?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


VendaGoat posted:

Weird how that poo poo works, eh?



She gets to keep her looks for a lifetime plus one day but after that Buriol gets to claim her soul.

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.




FlimFlam Imam posted:

Not very original but good ole, Elly Mae Clampett, Daisy Duke, and Wonder Woman.







We are of the same vintage, I suspect. The only one missing for me -- and this is way back in the early, early development:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot



Ok

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.




Look, I couldn't find that pic of Angela Lansbury pegging Don Knotts that my grandpa kept in his Spank Valise, okay?

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.


laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.




gaming in french cgi titty years

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013



budgieinspector posted:

We are of the same vintage, I suspect. The only one missing for me -- and this is way back in the early, early development:



genesplicer posted:

Dude, there's a difference between funny and really loving creepy. Learn the difference.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem


Every episode she's helpless on her knees it's problematic.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Inzombiac posted:

When I was very young and didn't understand the show, I HATED MWC and thought everyone in it was ugly.

You thought Christina Applegate was ugly? WTF?

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014




drat, how was she even allowed on TV?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Princess Celestia


I am clearly the wrong generation for this forum.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



Comstar posted:

I am clearly the wrong generation for this forum.



Just admit it was actually this:

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



This thread quickly devolved into "PYF Barely SFW Fap Material".

Not that I mind.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



vyst
Aug 25, 2009





It sucks how cancer is such a piece of poo poo and she had to cut those beautiful breasts off.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000



Von_Doom posted:



Women with that voice and accent still turn me on in a unironic way. So weird and Freudian.

That my friend is referred to as a Brooklyn or Long Island accent. I find it hot as hell too. See: Marissa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny and Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall Street.

Some people say it's a NY Jewish accent but plenty of gentile women in Brooklyn, Queens, or Long Island have that accent.

Edit: perfect example of if being hot even when it's faked: https://youtu.be/P6UbsF02lsQ
(starts at exactly 1:15)

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Aug 30, 2016

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

The Entire Freakin' John Galt Speech



It might have been listening to Avril Lavigne in elementary, I'm not really sure.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

In 1998 a pop star was born

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



Fatty Crabcakes
Jan 31, 2008

HISSSSSSSSSSSSS



DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Aug 30, 2016

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark



True story, when I was a young lad I thought "satire" was basically softcore porn. All the adults talked about how funny the satire was. All I knew was that some of these scenes made me feel funny... in my pants.



(Pouring out a shot of whiskey for my homeboy The Waco Kid)

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Jack Trades posted:

This thread quickly devolved into "PYF Barely SFW Fap Material".

Not that I mind.

"devolved into"?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time



ok. ok. would not have clocked in a million years.

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!



Grimey Drawer

Germstore posted:

ok. ok. would not have clocked in a million years.

I'm missing something here.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Wamdoodle posted:

I'm missing something here.

quote:

Jessy Dubai was most frequently tagged: shemale (43)...

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Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!



Grimey Drawer


Oh! Lol. I should'a known.

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