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generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless





pretty sure 1960s disney employed a lot of pervs and pedos so this was 100% intentional

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013



generative grammer posted:

pretty sure 1960s disney employed a lot of pervs and pedos so this was 100% intentional

What was?

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless



thats-a-penis.gif.exe.obj.rar

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013



There is nothing even slightly sexual or suggestive in either of the images you posted. You're weird.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

generative grammer posted:

thats-a-penis.gif.exe.obj.rar

uh, maybe theres something wrong with you mate

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


KomodoWagon posted:

There is nothing even slightly sexual or suggestive in either of the images you posted. You're weird.

well this thread is about images that made you feel weird before you knew anything about sex so

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

so the take away is that you want to gently caress an elephant / a little boy

fuck off Batman
Oct 14, 2013

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!




Degenerative grammer.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012



lol you've really dug your own grave here

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl





summer when I was 13 or so HBO played this movie like five times a day

looking further back the first time I remember watching a movie and wishing a girl in it would be my girlfriend was age 9 with christina ricci in The Addams Family

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Vladimir Poutine posted:

lol you've really dug your own grave here

shhh- he might dig further.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo


CubanMissile posted:



Which lead to a big crush on Kim Basinger which led to this


gently caress that movie. My dad decided to give me "the talk" after awkwardly sitting through that vhs rental and it was just as awful as you imagine

Linnear
Nov 3, 2010


Brigitte Nielsen. This was well after her heydays in the 80's, and I don't actually know where I saw her first either. It was probably from some advertisement for one of her movies being on broadcast TV. Looking back, I can't really see what the big deal was, aside from the cleavage. That was probably enough back then though.




At the same time, I'd guess she's the reason I dig chicks with short hair/pixie cuts.

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Jun 23, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

You need to click the icon.





Travis343 posted:



summer when I was 13 or so HBO played this movie like five times a day

Man that movie blew my mind as a kid because it was like "holy poo poo, I'm gonna see the chick from Wings nake- oh, she's wearing a chastity belt and her hair is covering her boobs. gently caress it, I'll take what I can get."

Metanaut
Oct 9, 2006

Honey it's tight like that.

College Slice

Linnear posted:

I'd guess she's the reason I dig chicks with short hair/pixie cuts.

For me it's probably her



DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Travis343 posted:



summer when I was 13 or so HBO played this movie like five times a day

looking further back the first time I remember watching a movie and wishing a girl in it would be my girlfriend was age 9 with christina ricci in The Addams Family

I looked this lady up because I couldn't remember what movie this was from and she reminded me of Geena Davis, and holy poo poo. Even knowing she must have had work done she looks amazing these days. She looks like she's aged 10-15 years instead of 23.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001

Mind Explode!
Out Come Dogs!




Fun Shoe

generative grammer posted:



pretty sure 1960s disney employed a lot of pervs and pedos so this was 100% intentional

generative grammer posted:

thats-a-penis.gif.exe.obj.rar


generative grammer posted:

well this thread is about images that made you feel weird before you knew anything about sex so

Thank you degenerative grammer. You have made me laugh harder than I have in ages and they say laughter is the best medicine. Not the medicine you need, per se, but good medicine for me at least. Curious did you ever get turned on walking through forests or near stop signs/telephone poles? Do you write stories where you compare various things to penises? Did you ever hang around a gymnasium? Do you like movies about Gladiators?

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013




god she's beautiful

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002


Gatekeeper posted:


Long time ago, lil five or six y/o gatekeeper woke up late one night and my dad had fallen asleep on the couch and left like showtime or something on and some Pam grier movie had just started and it was the first time I really remember noticing that the lady on tv was making my dingus tingle so I plopped down on the floor and kept watching and then suddenly she was naked and literally nothing was ever the same again

Replace Showtime with HBO and Pam Grier with Bo Derek and this is exactly how it happened to me

y troll
Aug 31, 2016

by Lowtax




etc

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Call the locksmith!

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



Linnear posted:

Brigitte Nielsen. This was well after her heydays in the 80's, and I don't actually know where I saw her first either. It was probably from some advertisement for one of her movies being on broadcast TV. Looking back, I can't really see what the big deal was, aside from the cleavage. That was probably enough back then though.




At the same time, I'd guess she's the reason I dig chicks with short hair/pixie cuts.

Nielsen was one of those women who could look gorgeous and physically powerful, despite one of her first movies being Cobra where she was a damsel-in-distress. Like Sybil Danning, Sandahl Bergman, and Leslie Easterbrook (Sgt. Callahan from Police Academy), she was one of those cool-ice blondes that would as much as give you a boner while busting your balls. Hollywood doesn't really make those women who a physically and sexual dominating actresses anymore. The last of that line was probably post-Basic Instinct Sharon Stone and Charlize Theron, and Theron has pretty much fought to get any role outside of "hero's girlfriend".

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016



VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Young Freud posted:

Leslie Easterbrook

http://i.imgur.com/wd22XDW.gif

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006




I had forgotten how big her tits were, Jesus.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Young Freud posted:

I had forgotten how big her tits were, Jesus.



Got to meet her at a convention a while ago.

The years were very kind to her.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008




Buglord

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007



Ramrod XTreme


don't forget that the box had bumps on it so you could really feel the, er, three dimensional detail when you ran your hand over the surface.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



VendaGoat posted:

Got to meet her at a convention a while ago.

The years were very kind to her.

Yeah, I just Googled her what she looks like now, and, while it's definite that she's got work done, it's like really good quality stuff. Holy gently caress, 67.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011




Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.



Sort of surprised I'm the first one with this.

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004




Offensive Clock

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.






Markie Post and her awful hair.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004



http://i.imgur.com/zpUQXRn.webm

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002


Also Barbara Eden from I Dream of Jeannie reruns on Nick at Nite gave an eight-year-old Sheen Sheen funny feelings he didn't fully understand at the time

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem



it's French Cinema don't make me NWS this piece of PG13 artwork: the chick-in-a-tube

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