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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dinosaurmageddon posted:



it's French Cinema don't make me NWS this piece of PG13 artwork: the chick-in-a-tube

My boss saw me look at this and now I'm fired

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz posted:

My boss saw me look at this and now I'm fired

You shouldn't be looking at little boys like that.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.




My mom caught me watching this show one time so I lied and told her that I only put it on because a cartoon I liked was coming on next. She sat down and finished watching with me and then Matlock came on :smith:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Decrepus posted:



My mom caught me watching this show one time so I lied and told her that I only put it on because a cartoon I liked was coming on next. She sat down and finished watching with me and then Matlock came on :smith:

mom gay. so what

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

That was a very odd film

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Decrepus posted:



My mom caught me watching this show one time so I lied and told her that I only put it on because a cartoon I liked was coming on next. She sat down and finished watching with me and then Matlock came on :smith:

they remade it- with youtube people

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Muy Caliente!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Germstore posted:

they remade it- with youtube people

how's the person playing matlock?

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Germstore posted:

they remade it- with youtube people

They also remade it with...

CannedMacabre posted:


Markie Post and her awful hair.

Electra Woman was a bitter, slutty drunk because Dyna Girl had an affair with her husband.

I'm not making that up.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Did you ask for Blanquita?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

That was a very odd film

I haven't seen it since I was really young, like eight or nine (but I remember it very well for some reason) but I just went to see if I could find it on the www (world wide Web) and that Axl Braun guy who does all those "________ XXX: a Axl Braun porn parody" has a Barbarella XXX: an Axl Braun porn parody and I'm confused because I thought Barbarella already was Barbarella XXX: a porn parody

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006

Gatekeeper posted:

I haven't seen it since I was really young, like eight or nine (but I remember it very well for some reason) but I just went to see if I could find it on the www (world wide Web) and that Axl Braun guy who does all those "________ XXX: a Axl Braun porn parody" has a Barbarella XXX: an Axl Braun porn parody and I'm confused because I thought Barbarella already was Barbarella XXX: a porn parody

I remember running into dojinshi of hentai computer games or anime and asking the same thing. Why? Is this adding anything new?

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Comstar posted:

I am clearly the wrong generation for this forum.



at least you posted a color print instead of your actual first turn on: a woodcut relief of the virgin mary

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Did you ask for her?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

a hole-y ghost posted:

Did you ask for Blanquita?

vyst posted:

Did you ask for her?

yes

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006

I love that Blanquita is literally just Spanish for "white chick".

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

yessss I used to hack it to this part of the game even bought the Jap version since the scene was longer in that one

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot



Mmm..I like a clown that knows how to use a grill!

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
In sixth grade we would have 30 minutes of reading time. Everyone would pick a book to read and I always went straight for the National Geographic. I thought I was being sneaky, but thinking back my teacher probably knew what was up.

Kids have it a lot easier these days.

Bareback Werewolf fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Sep 2, 2016

lonelylikezoidberg
Dec 19, 2007

Gatekeeper posted:

yessss I used to hack it to this part of the game even bought the Jap version since the scene was longer in that one

Jap is not the preferred nomenclature, Walter.

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

lonelylikezoidberg posted:

Jap is not the preferred nomenclature, Walter.

Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism but at least its an ethos.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004




gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
probably mgm musicals since i was raised on those things. it is a miracle that i'm only this gay and not a lisping interior decorator.

Lathespin.gif
May 19, 2005
Pillbug

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy

Yeah this post is pretty accurate to my experience too.

Also 90s anime tapes. Back then you could buy them most places regardless of your age or their titty contents. And your mom would just think they were cartoons.

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


Being 4 in 1983 with HBO shaped my life

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

the biggest names of rock music like John Candy, Eugene Levy, and Harold Ramis

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

my goodness!

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake


e: lol beaten by a few posts

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake
not my own sexual awakening but i attribute the birth of the 'fit is hot' wave to this

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010





I totally grew up as a mentally sound member of society with healthy sexual preferences.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Necc0 posted:

not my own sexual awakening but i attribute the birth of the 'fit is hot' wave to this


do we really need to attribute the "fit is hot" wave to anything in particular? health and fitness has always been attractive, it's how our species (and every species) has propagated and survived

yeah she really hot tho

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Cnut the Great posted:

do we really need to attribute the "fit is hot" wave to anything in particular? health and fitness has always been attractive, it's how our species (and every species) has propagated and survived

yeah she really hot tho

It helps that her face is perfect.

But not fit can sometimes be hot. Look at Eve Lawrence or Gianna. They're sloppy as hell. Still hot.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

cuck cuck im gay posted:

It helps that her face is perfect.

But not fit can sometimes be hot. Look at Eve Lawrence or Gianna. They're sloppy as hell. Still hot.

lmao ive never heard of eve Lawrence so I googled and



haha yeah this woman looks like she's pretty fit

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Gatekeeper posted:

lmao ive never heard of eve Lawrence so I googled and



haha yeah this woman looks like she's pretty fit

that must be a recent development. Some of her uh, videos she's got a big belly (still would)

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