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CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.



Her and my oldest brother used to be childhood playmates in rural Illinois. Nobody cares, but that's my Karen Allen story. Oh and this:

http://imgur.com/a/sGBZu

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


CannedMacabre posted:

Her and my oldest brother used to be childhood playmates in rural Illinois. Nobody cares, but that's my Karen Allen story. Oh and this:

http://imgur.com/a/sGBZu

Did she also insist these pictures be taken when she was 15 or 16?

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015






Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec



What a view....


...to a kill

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005



Let it go.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Hector Beerlioz posted:


What a view....


...to a kill

she's cool and all but I posted the image because it had michael byrne in the kinky SS standartenfhrer uniform

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

hard counter posted:

she's cool and all but I posted the image because it had michael byrne in the kinky SS standartenführer uniform

Me too, please see the wooden rod in the pic trying to act.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006




On a similar note, Virtual Valerie for badly rendered tit.

Also, this is pretty bait-and-switch which is pretty true of anything in that early CD-ROM era.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

I've got an old PC magaine with something similar for some game called Riana Rouge.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riana_Rouge

Mostly I think it was an interview with the designer/creator/performer.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007



Young Freud posted:

On a similar note, Virtual Valerie for badly rendered tit.

Also, this is pretty bait-and-switch which is pretty true of anything in that early CD-ROM era.



hell yeah

p much anything 8 year old me could stare at in pc gamer

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007



Ramrod XTreme

hth posted:

hell yeah

p much anything 8 year old me could stare at in pc gamer



nothing hotter than a sign that says "welcome to canada"

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



JediTalentAgent posted:

I've got an old PC magaine with something similar for some game called Riana Rouge.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riana_Rouge

Mostly I think it was an interview with the designer/creator/performer.

Apparently, that's the first writing credit of Nancy Oliver, who would later work on "Six Feet Under" and "True Blood" as well as get an Oscar nomination for Lars And The Real Girl.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004




hth posted:

hell yeah

p much anything 8 year old me could stare at in pc gamer



Toadstrieb
Apr 14, 2011


JediTalentAgent posted:

I've got an old PC magaine with something similar for some game called Riana Rouge.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riana_Rouge

Mostly I think it was an interview with the designer/creator/performer.

Lowtax did a partial playthrough/let's-watch on his channel, "Gaming Garbage". Highly entertaining, though the other dude commenting on the action is a loving idiot.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 6, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!




That woman made all the worst levels in Daikatana.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009




The game was about making your own porn movies. They never showed any genitalia but there was a lot of boobs and rear end

I got the game from a friend in nineteen ninety eight

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑




Crow_Rodeo posted:

yeah to get back on track here...



poo poo that reminded me, this pre-dates my last post (1993, when I was 13 years old)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMNgbISmF4I

Jerking it to Alicia and Liv and not accidentally getting Steven was tough.

Also in hindsight having your daughter do a video for you like this is really weird.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.

Grimey Drawer



Toe pick

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





http://i.imgur.com/mfLEkg9.mp4

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot


Hector Beerlioz posted:


What a view....


...to a kill

I had this dream that my house was on fire and this firefighter broke in through my bedroom window and carried me to safety. When the mask came off it was Grace Jones and she said "Three-Phase I love you, will you marry me?" Without hesitation I said "Of course I'll marry you Grace Jones!"

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


Taco Defender

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

poo poo that reminded me, this pre-dates my last post (1993, when I was 13 years old)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMNgbISmF4I

Jerking it to Alicia and Liv and not accidentally getting Steven was tough.

Also in hindsight having your daughter do a video for you like this is really weird.

gently caress

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Three-Phase posted:

I had this dream that my house was on fire and this firefighter broke in through my bedroom window and carried me to safety. When the mask came off it was Grace Jones and she said "Three-Phase I love you, will you marry me?" Without hesitation I said "Of course I'll marry you Grace Jones!"

Looks like I'm jacking off again

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.


Nap Ghost

My friends and I would take turns beating Tekken 2 as Anna at sleepovers to watch the ending cinematic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kI6j-viyVU

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be polite. Be professional. But be prepared to PARTAYYY!

Fun Shoe


Same

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Salvor_Hardin posted:

My friends and I would take turns beating Tekken 2 as Anna at sleepovers to watch the ending cinematic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kI6j-viyVU

I didn't think it could get more pathetic than the Dead or Alive games, but there you go.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008


Has this thread truly gotten so far without mention of the Denise Richards/Neve Campbell pool scene from Wildthings? Honestly, it's like I don't even know you anymore GBS.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


Salvor_Hardin posted:

My friends and I would take turns beating Tekken 2 as Anna at sleepovers to watch the ending cinematic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kI6j-viyVU



You have shattered any attempt of holding back my Psyche. Christ.

I mean...

Christ man, I jerked off to Ski School.
At least it had a human woman in it.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



Salvor_Hardin posted:

My friends and I would take turns beating Tekken 2 as Anna at sleepovers to watch the ending cinematic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kI6j-viyVU

Anna got her revenge in Tekken 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9Loo3PPIl0

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!



Grimey Drawer


What is going on here, exactly?

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles


Wamdoodle posted:

What is going on here, exactly?

I don't know but I want to gently caress it

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Finally...

Wamdoodle posted:

What is going on here, exactly?

A weird way of serving ice cream

limp_cheese
Sep 9, 2007

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Doctor Rope




Also that.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010




Oh hell yeah that!
I remember watching that movie a ton.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


Wamdoodle posted:

What is going on here, exactly?

collective goons' feet rotting off in some beautiful collective astrological diabetic unison just from staring at that entire vid unblinking

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Tarkus posted:

A weird way of serving making cream

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014



evobatman posted:

Those 90s-style bottoms need to make a comeback.

Are high-waisted jeans the price we have to pay for this to happen? I'm not sure I'm willing to pay that price, since to be quite honest I'm mostly just gonna be seeing the jeans

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CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.


Buttcoin purse posted:

Are high-waisted jeans the price we have to pay for this to happen? I'm not sure I'm willing to pay that price, since to be quite honest I'm mostly just gonna be seeing the jeans

I always prefered women in SilverTab baggies.

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