images that prompted your sexual awakening - The Something Awful Forums

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > images that prompted your sexual awakening

«‹›43 »

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

# ? Sep 10, 2016 17:45

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jan 26, 2021 15:02

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

# ? Sep 10, 2016 17:57

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; twenty-six characters long

http://imgur.com/9OrZE6P
http://imgur.com/e2NMOYw

# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:16

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

well, gently caress, if they put her in the commercials I would've watched it.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:19

504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

tactlessbastard posted:

Are you 12 years old?

I assume he was yes.. That's the point of the thread.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:28

Oldstench: Jun 29, 2007; Let's talk about where you're going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0

# ? Sep 10, 2016 20:05

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

FuhrerHat posted:

the mandela effect and unrequited love combined

does no one else remember this? it was a fairly big deal, I think many ppl were sadder over the hedgehog tbh although that could have been ppl bein "edgy"

rest easy elf prOn, your battle is over, your war is won

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:07

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

RAMPAGE!

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:13

FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:47

FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Gatekeeper posted:

yeah i thought elf pron got murdered ? it was like one of the early unfortunate forums "tragedies" where she kept postin threads about how creepy her roommate was and how she was coming home like "look I got the same tattoo as you!" and elf pron would go to put on her makeups and all her mascara was gnawed upon and caked with dried chalky lipstick/saliva blends, and she had a lil baby hedgehog shed post pics of and she came home from lifeguard duty (that was her job, wearin big baggy red trunks I assume) and the lil hedgehog was burnt to a small cinder and the roomie goes "aww wow i can't believe it" but she said it in a voice that said "I CAN believe it, I definitely CAN" and then finally elf prom she stopped postin and everyone was like "welp single white female huh?" then someone found a news article and she was indeed single white femaled with some scissors, roomie just single white femaled her in the chest/neck/lower face

Shame bc i alwYs wanted to see her in them red trunks, holding a Buoy

She was nice to me she told me my Lewis black "if it weren't for.my horse"-themed photoshop thread showed promise

fina catch an animal abuse charge idgaf

tub pr0n

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:53

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

Yup, that's a pretty good sexual awakening image.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 21:53

Tarquinn: Jul 3, 2007; "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."; Hell Gem

VendaGoat posted:

drat, beaten.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:04

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:18

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; Switches Set

glowing-fish posted:

This thread seems to be about 75% people posting 80s/90s nostalgia that is kind of cute and kind of hot, and 25% people trying to be edgelords by posting weird fetish stuff.

Also, it really sucks that I don't know whether a NWS link is a picture showing Brooke Shield's bare nipple, or showing some weird gore thing.

I wonder how many people posting weird stuff actually did awaken with that stuff. Like that must be weird to go from zero to fetish, instead of watching Bewitched at the age of five, wanting to see more of Samantha kissing, and then just kind of going from there.

maybe you should stick to let's play threads or whatever the gently caress you registered for

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:25

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

a hole-y ghost posted:

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:27

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

a hole-y ghost posted:

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:28

Diesel Fucker: Aug 13, 2003; I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:28

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

# ? Sep 10, 2016 22:54

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

yikes

she had a nice meaty midsection with ample spongy gripping areas

you wouldn't fall off, is what im saying

but now you can't grip her at all, because she's just a cloud of ghastlygas

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:01

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

i would like to buy her old fridge bc i assume it is the area chosen by her ghost as a haunting ground

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:02

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

id be eatin a turkey sammler and POOF shed appear like a bloated casper and my lunch would vanish spookily

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:03

.lnk to the past: May 3, 2005; psoting while drunk

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:05

syscall girl: Nov 6, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Buttcoin purse posted:

Are you saying Sarah Jessica Parker used to be hot?? I found a picture of her from that movie (Hocus Pocus) and was surprised to see cleavage. I'm not sure that her face looked all that different back then though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Ij_Z5Z9iI

also found an image like this in a People magazine or something and besides maybe peeking in a medical textbook for hot mammography action or the sunday paper inserts for bali, maidenform and the rest of the underwire ladies this was pretty much it

it was a retro article not actually printed in the 80s. Also had Brooke Shields skating in the park.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:10

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

Op, I think the trailer for upcoming movie 'sing' is going to be the furry sexual awakening for a new era because the bunnies are dancing to nikki minajs anaconda. this generations rescue rangers / fievel goes west.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:11

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

2nd from right

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:24

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Oldstench posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0

Please do not post snuff in gbs.

FastestGunAlive posted:

Op, I think the trailer for upcoming movie 'sing' is going to be the furry sexual awakening for a new era because the bunnies are dancing to nikki minajs anaconda. this generations rescue rangers / fievel goes west.

I'm convinced the film industry is trying to convert as many people to the furry fandom in an effort to sell more merchandise.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 23:29

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

oncearoundaltair posted:

2nd from right

She looks kinda doped up. I'd rather have middle or far left.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 00:18

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE

treiz01 posted:

She looks kinda doped up. I'd rather have middle or far left.

You know what they say about sex with doped up women: "Zip zop zoobity bop."

# ? Sep 11, 2016 00:22

Superior Bastard: Jun 5, 2004; I wanna be on you.

Sunswipe posted:

You know what they say about sex with doped up women: "Zip zop zoobity bop."

Have a Coke and a smile!

# ? Sep 11, 2016 00:25

DogsInSpace!: Sep 11, 2001; Fun Shoe

Gatekeeper posted:

yeah i thought elf pron got murdered ? it was like one of the early unfortunate forums "tragedies" where she kept postin threads about how creepy her roommate was and how she was coming home like "look I got the same tattoo as you!" and elf pron would go to put on her makeups and all her mascara was gnawed upon and caked with dried chalky lipstick/saliva blends, and she had a lil baby hedgehog shed post pics of and she came home from lifeguard duty (that was her job, wearin big baggy red trunks I assume) and the lil hedgehog was burnt to a small cinder and the roomie goes "aww wow i can't believe it" but she said it in a voice that said "I CAN believe it, I definitely CAN" and then finally elf prom she stopped postin and everyone was like "welp single white female huh?" then someone found a news article and she was indeed single white femaled with some scissors, roomie just single white femaled her in the chest/neck/lower face

Shame bc i alwYs wanted to see her in them red trunks, holding a Buoy

She was nice to me she told me my Lewis black "if it weren't for.my horse"-themed photoshop thread showed promise

fina catch an animal abuse charge idgaf

Wait. Seriously? She died? I just thought she moved on in the span of time I wasn't checking the forums that often. I hope this is just joking as she was cool, nice and fun to mock. Seriously hope this is just rumour.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 00:31

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

i'm the hat covering the boner of the kid from the timeless elf pr0n pic

# ? Sep 11, 2016 00:44

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

treiz01 posted:

She looks kinda doped up. I'd rather have middle or far left.

Your arse looks doped up.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 01:13

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Zzulu posted:

lol this reminds me of excellent french live-puppet movie Marquis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE95PkAKbbo#t=1952s

NWS duh

that's the full movie on utub there if you have the inclination...

# ? Sep 11, 2016 01:20

treiz01: Jan 2, 2008; There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this reminds me of excellent french live-puppet movie Marquis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE95PkAKbbo#t=1952s

NWS duh

that's the full movie on utub there if you have the inclination...

What the gently caress even is this

# ? Sep 11, 2016 01:30

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012

treiz01 posted:

What the gently caress even is this

Art

# ? Sep 11, 2016 01:33

JnnyThndrs: May 29, 2001; HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Ddraig posted:

Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

Goddamn right. All males of a certain age would be in danger of poppin' wood when The Cars' Moving In Stereo came on the radio.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 01:54

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this reminds me of excellent french live-puppet movie Marquis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE95PkAKbbo#t=1952s

NWS duh

that's the full movie on utub there if you have the inclination...

This is so hosed up in so many ways.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 02:01

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; twenty-six characters long

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this reminds me of excellent french live-puppet movie Marquis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE95PkAKbbo#t=1952s

NWS duh

that's the full movie on utub there if you have the inclination...

I've given the Japanese too much credit.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 02:15

Ivan Shitskin: Nov 29, 2002

# ? Sep 11, 2016 02:24

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Jan 26, 2021 15:02

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol this reminds me of excellent french live-puppet movie Marquis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE95PkAKbbo#t=1952s

NWS duh

that's the full movie on utub there if you have the inclination...

This is really good, thanks.

# ? Sep 11, 2016 02:34

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > images that prompted your sexual awakening

«‹›43 »