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curried lamb of God: Aug 31, 2001; we are all Marwinners

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:17

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# ? Jan 22, 2021 23:31

MeatwadIsGod: Sep 30, 2004; Behold! It is I! I bestow upon you...my dirty dipey!

surrender posted:

Still hot as gently caress

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:33

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.

I am her density.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:36

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

surrender posted:

And we've entered into the Oedipal phase of the forums.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:38

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

tactlessbastard posted:

My first nocturnal emission. Kinda makes me feel creepy, now.

Wow, still hot.

awww u made a lil mini alex mack morph in ur sheets lol

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:40

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

VendaGoat posted:

And we've entered into the Oedipal phase of the forums.

she's marty's mom not my mom, goofball

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:40

Say Nothing: Mar 4, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:40

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Gatekeeper posted:

she's marty's mom not my mom, goofball

Doesn't matter, she's into Calvin Klein.

You don't have a chance.

So why don't you all make like a tree, and get outta here?

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:44

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I only knew of Nikki Cox from Vegas and I was too busy looking at:

because I have a thing for- uh- british chicks.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:46

sock it to me!: Feb 7, 2010

http://i.imgur.com/6jQZoTG.jpg

Also Nikki Cox on Unhappily Ever After.

I had a VHS tape full of clips of Xena, Nikki, and FitTv that I always had stashed near the VCR, just in case I needed to add to my jerk reel.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:51

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

as long as we're going oedipal

this was the very first piece of mail addressed to me that I ever received, i was still a lil guy but my godmother figured i would appreciate it when i was older (problematic??) and i did, and still do, but it did kinda bother me for one reason - that's exactly how my mom looked in the 80s. i even remember having a discussion w/ my dad where she was on tv, I had to be like 4, maybe 5. my dad said something about how hot she is, i was like "yeah elvira is really pretty, but... um, don't you think she looks like mom" and he goes like "oh hell yeah" with that quagmire head bob then he looks at me and realizes im kinda weirded out and he just laughed like a jerk

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:55

fresh_cheese: Jul 2, 2014

Gatekeeper posted:

My mom was unreasonably hawt.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:58

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.

proto-microwave

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:59

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

The great thing about Elvira is that the character is in that weird Drag/Vintage/Of-An-Era deal where the character always read older than she actually was, and now she's just an age-appropriate hot old lady.

# ? Sep 12, 2016 23:59

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Gatekeeper posted:

as long as we're going oedipal

this was the very first piece of mail addressed to me that I ever received, i was still a lil guy but my godmother figured i would appreciate it when i was older (problematic??) and i did, and still do, but it did kinda bother me for one reason - that's exactly how my mom looked in the 80s. i even remember having a discussion w/ my dad where she was on tv, I had to be like 4, maybe 5. my dad said something about how hot she is, i was like "yeah elvira is really pretty, but... um, don't you think she looks like mom" and he goes like "oh hell yeah" with that quagmire head bob then he looks at me and realizes im kinda weirded out and he just laughed like a jerk

nice (for your dad)

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:00

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Capoeira Capybara posted:

http://i.imgur.com/6jQZoTG.jpg

late series short hair gabrielle was the best gabrielle

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:06

syscall girl: Nov 6, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

late series short hair gabrielle was the best gabrielle

drat she has the same weapons as my favorite sarcastic ninjur turta

full disclosure i read xena/gabrielle fanfic back in the day

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:08

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Gatekeeper posted:

as long as we're going oedipal

People on these boards have a thing for hot red heads? Quell my surprise.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:09

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.

Hulu has a bunch of Elvira content. I highly recommend it.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:17

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

lmao

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:21

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

a hole-y ghost posted:

lmao

Cassandra Peterson, Dolly Parton, Christinia Hendricks and the RMS Queen Mary.

Name four epic Prows.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:28

syscall girl: Nov 6, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:

Cassandra Peterson, Dolly Parton, Christinia Hendricks and the RMS Queen Mary.

Name four epic Prows.

lol

a reawakening for everyone

# ? Sep 13, 2016 00:47

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

http://imgur.com/p1XV6dq
http://imgur.com/EPhXRV7

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:09

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

hard counter posted:

http://imgur.com/p1XV6dq
http://imgur.com/EPhXRV7

Ha, Sleep Away Camp kicks rear end.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 01:47

caligulamprey: Jan 23, 2007; It never stops.

syscall girl posted:

a reawakening for everyone

If there was any justice in the universe, the moment Christina Hendricks showed up on that first episode of Mad Men, Russ Meyer should have risen from his grave dick first. Goddaaaaaaaaaamn.

God bless Russ Meyer. He not only made titty movies, he made legitimately good titty movies you wanted to watch for the story, dialogue and editing, to boot.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 02:07

ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:26

EmperorFritoBandito: Aug 7, 2010; by exmarx

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-...-chicken/n10352

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:30

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

syscall girl posted:

lol

a reawakening for everyone

so cool that the schnozzberries guy from super troopers was able to marry a lady like that :^)

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:41

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Sodomy Non Sapiens posted:

I know this is from way back but....whats the story on this being on another forum here.and a big deal?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:45

Stalizard: Aug 11, 2006; Have I got a headache!

Jastiger posted:

I know this is from way back but....whats the story on this being on another forum here.and a big deal?

The story is nobody believes you're actually interested in her, cause she's not a grotesque shapeless lump

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:49

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012

Jastiger posted:

I know this is from way back but....whats the story on this being on another forum here.and a big deal?

Jastiger because of my mercy and your service I am going to quit buying you these avatars.I wanted people to know how crazy and racist and cruel Sherman was from his mouth, and now they do. Make sure you fact check next time you say anything about the prick or the avs coming back. You are a shithead

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:51

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

"Mondo Cane"

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:36

Vladimir Poutine: Aug 13, 2012

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:21

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

VendaGoat posted:

Cassandra Peterson, Dolly Parton, Christinia Hendricks and the RMS Queen Mary.

Name four epic Prows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8krJGm_L__Y

god drat almost forgot about this woman

carol wayne

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:25

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Mary Anne and Ginger from Gilligan's Island

Mary Tyler Moore

The motherfucking PINK POWER RANGER (still looking fine btw)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww

It was a more innocent time.

e: my parents were probably wondering why the gently caress I liked "Nick at Night" so much

# ? Sep 13, 2016 07:50

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

# ? Sep 13, 2016 09:36

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Yolomon Wayne posted:

Thanks for posting this, I hadn't gotten around to it!

I liked the start of Leisure Suit Larry 3 where you use the binoculars at the lookout and there's a lady getting undressed, and if you got enough of the questions right she didn't pull the blind down very much.

(It was an age before the Internet)

# ? Sep 13, 2016 09:44

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Buttcoin purse posted:

Thanks for posting this, I hadn't gotten around to it!

I liked the start of Leisure Suit Larry 3 where you use the binoculars at the lookout and there's a lady getting undressed, and if you got enough of the questions right she didn't pull the blind down very much.

(It was an age before the Internet)

In LSL1 you had the same thing at startup, and the game would then decide how much "nudity" you would see in the playthrough.
We always, ALWAYS only got 4/5.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 09:47

Flannelette: Jan 16, 2010

Buckets posted:

These were pretty much everywhere anywhere anime was back in the day.

if I'm guessing correctly of course

Finally, I've been looking for this gif (the web ad one) forever.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 10:42

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# ? Jan 22, 2021 23:31

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

Jastiger because of my mercy and your service I am going to quit buying you these avatars.I wanted people to know how crazy and racist and cruel Sherman was from his mouth, and now they do. Make sure you fact check next time you say anything about the prick or the avs coming back. You are a shithead

I checked the facts and I see you posted in the wrong thread and are also incorrect about Sherman. Also I don't negotiate with terrorists.

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# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:57

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