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Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006




Unfortunately this is so short that you can't see the man wearing a full set of plate armor while banging a chick.

Yes, it's Uthor Pendragon's surprise sex of Arthur's mother from Excalibur.


Clitch posted:

Blair Brown's rear end in Altered States

I was pretty young, when I saw this, but I've been a hopeless fan of ladybottoms, ever since.



I might have to rewatch this sometime, because I must have missed that rear end.

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CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider Men.


Airborne Viking posted:

Olivia Hussey was 16 when that was filmed.

And I was thirteen in eighth grade. Not that I care either way.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008



Airborne Viking posted:

Olivia Hussey was 16 when that was filmed.

She didn't have anything to worry about from Zefferelli.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles


Airborne Viking posted:

Olivia Hussey was 16 when that was filmed.

How is that legal?

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

Ten Billion Percent
SHINY


Big Centipede posted:

How is that legal?

Because it's art.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dWPPgHj8rM

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!



Grimey Drawer

Young Freud posted:

Unfortunately this is so short that you can't see the man wearing a full set of plate armor while banging a chick.

Yes, it's Uthor Pendragon's surprise sex of Arthur's mother from Excalibur.



Oh drat, I thought that's what it might have been. I actually haven't seen that till now on account of seeing Excalibur only on cable television You don't even need the scene as it's pretty obvious what happened. drat. That was a good movie

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009



Big Centipede posted:

How is that legal?

The same way the girl in American Beauty was 16 when she flashed the neighbor kid in the movie: Parents & person said it was ok. I vaguely remember reading some story about how super like careful? everyone shooting that movie was about that scene which seems kinda silly when you then go broadcast it on thousands of giant theater screens. Only remember at all cause I didn't hear this until years later and like you was all wait and there wasn't some huge blow up over this.

Basically the legal line between art and pornography is complicated.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006



Rough Lobster posted:

The motherfucking PINK POWER RANGER (still looking fine btw)



dang, yes. my friend claimed he had nude pictures of her that he hid in a book in his library. we spent hours going through books looking for it. but like obviously he knew it was bullshit...why'd you look too man??

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



LethalGeek posted:

The same way the girl in American Beauty was 16 when she flashed the neighbor kid in the movie: Parents & person said it was ok. I vaguely remember reading some story about how super like careful? everyone shooting that movie was about that scene which seems kinda silly when you then go broadcast it on thousands of giant theater screens. Only remember at all cause I didn't hear this until years later and like you was all wait and there wasn't some huge blow up over this.

Basically the legal line between art and pornography is complicated.

If I recall in the Zefferelli Romeo & Juliet, it predates a lot of the current anti-child pornography laws and those laws tend to have a specifically-named "Romeo & Juliet" exemption clause to protect works like Zefferelli's movie due to artistic merit. Not that can protect you all the time, like what happened in Oklahoma City with a guy renting The Tin Drum back in the '90s, I believe.

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006



KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013



Lol apparently there's not a single acclaimed filmmaker in the entire world who doesn't want to gently caress underage girls

Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house


Young Freud posted:

If I recall in the Zefferelli Romeo & Juliet, it predates a lot of the current anti-child pornography laws and those laws tend to have a specifically-named "Romeo & Juliet" exemption clause to protect works like Zefferelli's movie due to artistic merit. Not that can protect you all the time, like what happened in Oklahoma City with a guy renting The Tin Drum back in the '90s, I believe.

Pretty sure the Romeo and Juliet laws is actually dealing between relationships between teenagers with an age gap. So, one may be sixteen and the other fourteen and that's only if it's specifically taken into account.

Because in Shakespeare's actual play they were in a similar situation.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles


I'm gonna buck against the GBS norm here and say that underage nudity is gross and bad and I disapprove.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Big Centipede posted:

I'm gonna buck against the GBS norm here and say that underage nudity is gross and bad and I disapprove.

nice meltdown

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.






Smellrose

Never mind this didn't happen.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 11:40 on Sep 14, 2016

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?



This looks familiar but I can't place it.

Edit: right Excalibur

Scratch Monkey fucked around with this message at 12:08 on Sep 14, 2016

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


i couldnt remember because of my alcohol degenerated brain until someone mentioned Geena. Basically like most of the women in that movie. madonna especially

A League Of Their Own indeed...

big surprise my current love interest vaguely resembles her. now there's some freudian poo poo

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spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3308 days!


Drunk & Ugly posted:

... my current love interest ...

Are you a character in a soap opera or something?

Who actually uses that term in real life?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


16 is legal here, so

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Zzulu posted:

16 is legal here, so

That argument never ends well and you know it.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Never mind this didn't happen.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Zzulu posted:

16 is legal here, so
Excellent; it is now part of America's manifest destiny to conquer Sweden and civilize you savages.

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.


Stupid laws protecting sexy children!

cnut
May 3, 2016


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

BENIS


hb2a.gif

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!




Callisto was hotter and she had that crazy vibe. I'm on my phone otherwise I'd post a pic.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


I Own Soulz posted:

Callisto was hotter and she had that crazy vibe. I'm on my phone otherwise I'd post a pic.

Nah, man, Lucy Lawless had the dumb hair, but was still hotter (still is).

Zzulu
May 15, 2009



wanna pull that rope

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Germstore posted:

Nah, man, Lucy Lawless had the dumb hair, but was still hotter (still is).

Lucy Lawless is an argument for a benevolent god as far as I'm concerned. I didn't love her as Xena but everything outside of that was

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


She was real hot in Spartacus. I'd be her personal gladiator sex slave, if you know what I mean

I havent seen her in anything else

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015



Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?


That's the director's daughter.

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009



Captain Splendid posted:

That's the director's daughter.

That's what turned me on

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007



I would totally have equal, consensual sex with her, making sure not to overstep any boundaries so that she feels very comfortable, and acknowledge her for her sexual ability in bed, and not for how sexy she looks (even though she does look sexy).

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

MageMage posted:

I would totally have equal, consensual sex with her, making sure not to overstep any boundaries so that she feels very comfortable, and acknowledge her for her sexual ability in bed, and not for how sexy she looks (even though she does look sexy).



That's a very Progressive attitude you have there. How would you feel about consensual intercourse if her aunt Flo was visiting?


laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.


Buglord


My 9yo self was extremely disgusted when friend of mine who had this game explained to me those demons have pierced manboobs

also thought that the lady is a robot because lol my upbringing was extremely sheltered

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est


jiharlequinade posted:

That's what turned me on

What's it from? When I GIS it, google says "Mouth".

Is it just me or did GIS start to suck really suddenly a few months back?

Continuity RCP
Dec 30, 2010

Frank's got a Plan.



Drunk & Ugly posted:

i couldnt remember because of my alcohol degenerated brain until someone mentioned Geena. Basically like most of the women in that movie. madonna especially

A League Of Their Own indeed...

big surprise my current love interest vaguely resembles her. now there's some freudian poo poo



What? You loving moron

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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007


syscall girl posted:

That's a very Progressive attitude you have there. How would you feel about consensual intercourse if her aunt Flo was visiting?

Still would. What a strange thing to ask.

laserghost posted:

My 9yo self was extremely disgusted when friend of mine who had this game explained to me those demons have pierced manboobs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HByZX6PLbI

MageMage fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Sep 14, 2016

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