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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


speaking of Flo I wanna be inside progressive flo

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Rabble
Dec 3, 2005



Pillbug

Clitch posted:

Blair Brown's rear end in Altered States

I was pretty young, when I saw this, but I've been a hopeless fan of ladybottoms, ever since.

We've finally found it, the perfect butt.

syscall girl
Nov 6, 2009

by FactsAreUseless


Fun Shoe

Gatekeeper posted:

speaking of Flo I wanna be inside progressive flo

That was the reference.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 9, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR


spudsbuckley posted:

Are you a character in a soap opera or something?

Who actually uses that term in real life?

actually sort of

an adult with drama and murky relationship with sporadic sex

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Drunk & Ugly posted:

actually sort of

an adult with drama and murky relationship with sporadic sex

i think that's code for, "chick I want to smang, but who doesn't want to be smanged by me"

Oz
Sep 10, 2003

Minion Of Relin

KomodoWagon posted:

Lol apparently there's not a single acclaimed filmmaker in the entire world who doesn't want to gently caress underage girls

Zeffirelli was a homosexual.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Mr. Glum
Jul 28, 2008



That's a ridiculously large tv for an elementary classroom.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



In the past decade there's been a ton of money wasted on putting "technology in the classroom"-- giving kids tablets, putting in giant TVs for "interactive" lectures, making 'video games' out of normal schoolwork.

Oh and that lady is fine as gently caress.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


man, a 60 inch tv is like 12 dollars or some poo poo now

Johnny Aztec
Jan 29, 2005

Set Phasers to FUN!

Germstore posted:

man, a 60 inch tv is like 12 dollars or some poo poo now

Retail, sure. But you saying that shows you know nothing about purchasing when dealing with a school/government entity.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Johnny Aztec posted:

Retail, sure. But you saying that shows you know nothing about purchasing when dealing with a school/government entity.

I am a
Genius

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007




Hair Elf

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

FEDS FEAR ME




elf pr0n wasn't murdered with scissors

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here


n the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

n the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.

Sexual stimulation in any way within the grounds of the Fourth Stimpire is strictly prohibited, and anyone detected even touching their sexual organs will be subjected to a penectomy or if the offender was a female, they would then have a razor inserted into their ovaries. They would pump a blue solution into the womb until the stitchings burst. Offenders would also be forced to show their operated areas in public, and they would always harass and punch them to a pulp, against their will.

Otherwise, offenders would be tazed with the worst type of electricity in the systematic district, causing so much pain, the victim would scream and flail in madness. The pain would also triple every second, but no death would be incurred. This is also used in combat against enemy units, which is why all UEE forces must wear the upgraded suit to block this effect.

However, enertainment is also questionable in UEE grounds. Sporting events end with the losing team being rounded into a grinder and shredded on live television, boxing matches end with the loser having their hands removed without anasthesia, flight races would end with the losers having their arms and legs removed, then being injected with insanity, for entertainment. People are also forced into these events, by undergoing a painful 127 hour procedure which involves tweaking the muscles so they will not listen to brain commands, and then having a painful drug injected which also causes madness if the player is not sporting. This is all for entertainment, and anyone not watching any of it during sporting times and cheering for the winning team, they will be imprisoned into galactic camps.

Snuff films are also broadcast, and actors are actually murdered just for entertainment. Stealth droids also guide these forced actors into behaving exactly as the director dreams, otherwise they will be punished by being placed into a macerator and having their execution written into the film. Any film that does not feature someone being murdered will be burned and the entire crew behind it will be executed in the most grotesque way possible - vivisection.

All executions are broadcast, and anyone who misses even a millisecond, even by blinking, will be executed. All citizens must boo to the person being executed, and the family is gathered to be injected with eternators, which cause pain forever, making them immoral but feeling the pain tenfold every millisecond. They cannot pass out, but they will feel like it forever.

Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

Prisoners undergo 40,000 years of relentless and endless labor, and anyone not complying is sentenced to the eternator injection. All prisoners injected with eternators are placed into capsules and launched into far space, then the room is closed tight to ensure maximum insanity. Some prisoners are also subjected to the removal of blood, the lungs, the liver, the genitals, the skeleton, the muscles, the eyes, and even the injection of pressure. Prisoners sentenced to pressure chambers are locked in until they are inflated to a high level. The decompression is then stopped to make sure they are inflated and uncomfortable.

Children born on the 14th of July are subjected to the removal of their skeleton and an implant of a silver liquid to replace it. The nervous sysem is also injected in various parts to ensure it is five times more sensitive than the average.

Restaurants also are ordered to serve civil meat, and anyone attending must give themself up to be cooked into a grotesque meal. They are cooked alive, undergoing extreme pain, and are then subjected to industrial grinders and blenders. The Stimpire orders at least 1 million citizens to be dispatched every day, as they are afraid the population may overthrow them. But only one planet is cared for, and the rest are banned from eating, drinking, talking, using technology, touching anyone, wearing unauthorized clothes, touching buildings, or walking a centimeter out of designated routes. Civil enforcers are on every planet, and they are engineered so that they are 40 times larger than the 300 quadrillion population. At least 7 billion die every 12 hours under this rule.

Thoughts are also surveyed, and anyone who does not think anything to loving the Stimpire with more than their capabilities will be sentenced to a prison. Prisoners who are punished for this violation will meet their greatest fear, only to have it amplified so they will turn insane as they imagine it exactly as they fear it. They then undergo a painful extraction of all fluids, to be replaced by a toxin which causes permanent irritation. The unknown substance keeps the subject aging normally, except they will never die. Prisoners punished in this way are unable to be reverted, despite many efforts, and they will never be able to be disposed.

The sickening truths have been revealed only today, and invigilation teams are still investigating the truths without setting foot in the galactic space of this sickening empire.

Merlot Brougham
Dec 16, 2004

The White Darryl Strawberry




Say Nothing posted:

I remember that episode - a lot of people wrote in to the tv station asking if they were actually real women.

Mimi Hitzman

Can Alan Spencer verify that? He is/was very active in the online Sledge Hammer! scene. Being the internet savvy lads we were, my brother paid way too much to have Alan Spencer send him the box set of Sledge Hammer! VHS tapes back in the day. He also had the original Punch Out arcade game in his house and graduated high school in 1996.

stump collector
May 28, 2007

g4ndh1's edpi was 69, requiring an incredible 420cm to turn the other cheek

mind the walrus posted:

Oh and that lady is fine as gently caress.

yea wtf

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


im 15

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


KomodoWagon posted:

Lol apparently there's not a single acclaimed filmmaker in the entire world who doesn't want to gently caress underage girls

What about bryan singer

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Uncle Wemus posted:

What about bryan singer

And Ryan Murphy for that matter

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.



SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe



u grow this in ur womb? haha

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT, EAT BRAINS ALL DAY




CRJ is a babe and her music is catchy as FuuuuuucK.

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces


Nap Ghost

Uncle Wemus posted:

What about bryan singer

I know a guy in the industry who doesn't usually work in production but was on set one day on xmen 2 for some reason. Singer slapped his rear end in the lunch truck lineup and exclaimed "hey there, haven't hosed you yet!"

e. It was xmen 2 not 3

Dillbag fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Sep 15, 2016

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

DANCE ALIZEE DANCE

D A N C E

YES

Awesome

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Dinosaurmageddon posted:

DANCE ALIZEE DANCE

D A N C E

YES

Awesome

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.



I don't think I've ever wanted to be a felt fish more in my life.

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider Men.


I Own Soulz posted:

Callisto was hotter and she had that crazy vibe. I'm on my phone otherwise I'd post a pic.

OP is correct.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


CubanMissile posted:

OP is correct.



The white haired Israeli skeleton key fractally disseminated herself into the blood stream of time and controls the weather.

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



CubanMissile posted:

OP is correct.



Goddamn, I had to look up Hudson Leick and she looks different, largely because she's trimmed down her eyebrows now.

Regrettable
Jan 4, 2010


Jastiger posted:

I know this is from way back but....whats the story on this being on another forum here.and a big deal?

It's a video game ad that caused a big stink in 90's and the game was made by Derek Smart who is a mod here with a subforum named after him for making fun of Star Citizen. He threatened to sue Lowtax for several front page articles that he wrote about him and his games but he decided to come back to SA because we were the only place that was critical of SC at the time.

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Saint Celia Assistant Language Teacher https://twitter.com/machiavellino

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Dinosaurmageddon posted:

DANCE ALIZEE DANCE

D A N C E

YES

Awesome

i remember when goons said she had the perfect rear end lol

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe


4 Masons

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4


Gaunab posted:

i remember when goons said she had the perfect rear end lol

Problem?

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



Gaunab posted:

i remember when goons said she had the perfect rear end lol

Some us prefer a small, round rear end, buddy

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot


Hell Gem

WoW-Night-Elf-female-dance.gif

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Dinosaurmageddon posted:

WoW-Night-Elf-female-dance.gif
I'm clicking the link, but it is not doing anything.

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