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Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


I got this poster in the 3rd grade from Strawberry's with a gift-card my grandmother got me for xmas

Gay Weed Dad fucked around with this message at 12:35 on Sep 16, 2016

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Saga
Aug 17, 2009

Cthulu Carl posted:



My sexual awakening apparently just occurred this month.

I recommend Charlotte Caslick's instagram account. I was expecting inspirational sporting images. I was not expecting how much that woman loves her own arse. God bless her little cotton thongs.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
whatever happened to carmen electro? she was a popular woman and then one day the world collectively went "meh" and now she's disappeared

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe
loved me some girl interrupted

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Gatekeeper posted:

whatever happened to carmen electro? she was a popular woman and then one day the world collectively went "meh" and now she's disappeared

She wasn't remotely good or interesting at anything else and we can only stare at a pretty face so long, there's gotta be SOMETHING else there.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Germstore posted:

There's gotta be an anime equivalent of "if she smokes she pokes."

Tats of sailor moon? She got tentacle poon

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe
the best insemination is the ~pregnancy insemination~ official insemination

SatansChoice
Sep 14, 2016

by Smythe
a Matthew Broderick film

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Captain Yossarian posted:

Lol it's dare, he frequently posts pictures of people here that he has interacted with in real life because of his mental problems

Oh goddamn you dare you motherfucker

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zombie Boat posted:

Tats of sailor moon? She got tentacle poon

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

I'm glad I'm still able to be surprised by something weird.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


What the gently caress is this, Saints Row for the Amiga

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

I remember when game designers used to put their names on the box

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

If you combine the blonde's tits with the brunette's hips you end up with the venus de milo

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
That lady in the logo seems to be blowing Johnny Chimpo.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Germstore posted:

That lady in the logo seems to be blowing Johnny Chimpo.

It's Afghanistanimation Cap!

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

NoNotTheMindProbe posted:

If you combine the blonde's tits with the brunette's hips you end up with the venus de milo

<3 the venus de lmao is my truest love

Cruising Altitude
Sep 15, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois

Gatekeeper posted:

<3 the venus de lmao is my truest love

stop posting gtfo go to ur room

betterinsodapop
Apr 4, 2004

64:3

Germstore posted:

I'm glad I'm still able to be surprised by something weird.
Uh, yes. I did a reverse image search and certainly was surprised at what it yielded.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

Cruising Altitude posted:

stop posting gtfo go to ur room

I'll go to your mom's room you sniveling dingus

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


There was this movie called Johnny Dangerously that had a girl in a fur coat, and when she opened it she was wearing a tiny diamond bikini.



When I saw that I knew it was time to become a man. I think I was about 11.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

There was this movie called Johnny Dangerously that had a girl in a fur coat, and when she opened it she was wearing a tiny diamond bikini.



When I saw that I knew it was time to become a man. I think I was about 11.

when my testicles became so engorged that I had to tote em around in a wheelbarrow I became a man

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
i enjoy night crew because it makes me feel elite while my boyfriend strokes me off with your mother

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The Hollywood Version of cheerleading


The Real Version of cheerleading (aka what I saw when I was 10 with courtside seats)

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

There was this movie called Johnny Dangerously that had a girl in a fur coat, and when she opened it she was wearing a tiny diamond bikini.



When I saw that I knew it was time to become a man. I think I was about 11.

her name was Joy Michael and she's been nude in some other film just google that poo poo

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
Not sexual but Karen from Frosty the Snowman was my first crush as a small boy



I was relieved that my Google image search did not return fan art of her getting hosed by Frosty

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

There was this movie called Johnny Dangerously that had a girl in a fur coat, and when she opened it she was wearing a tiny diamond bikini.



When I saw that I knew it was time to become a man. I think I was about 11.

Oh jeez, Johnny Dangerously. I saw that movie once.

Once.

ANGRYGREEK
May 3, 2007

If you meet the Storm Spirit on the lane, gank him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhcOagrNN_8

And also kinda related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAnNvnViJpo

This poo poo will gently caress your adolescent brain up, man, I tell ya.

Thinking about it, the film Mannequin was an even earlier influence that wasn't overly sexualized, but it did leave a huge lasting impact on my young mind.

e: I know those aren't images per se, but you get the picture

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

The Fuzzy Hulk posted:

There was this movie called Johnny Dangerously that had a girl in a fur coat, and when she opened it she was wearing a tiny diamond bikini.



When I saw that I knew it was time to become a man. I think I was about 11.

She looks like Natalie Portman, which then reminded me of this:

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

Gatekeeper posted:

whatever happened to carmen electro? she was a popular woman and then one day the world collectively went "meh" and now she's disappeared

That's actually a really good question, although she never left my spank bank; thanks grandma!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Gay Weed Dad posted:

That's actually a really good question, although she never left my spank bank; thanks grandma!

LethalGeek posted:

She wasn't remotely good or interesting at anything else and we can only stare at a pretty face so long, there's gotta be SOMETHING else there.

Harsh but true.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

She looks like Natalie Portman, which then reminded me of this:



Yowza

:eyepop:

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

She looks like Natalie Portman, which then reminded me of this:



JESUS loving CHRIST

Zzulu
May 15, 2009
yall clowns aint never seen closer?


Why cookie Rocket
Dec 2, 2003

Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

Zzulu posted:

yall clowns aint never seen closer?




Flat

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

hard counter posted:

your queen got infected by the animu



what now scr*b

someone needs to throw this bitch of a building by dishonoring the snorks by putting a goddamned anime poo poo tattoo anywhere near a beloved snork

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Robot Pride posted:

someone needs to throw this bitch of a building by dishonoring the snorks by putting a goddamned anime poo poo tattoo anywhere near a beloved snork

huh

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