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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Maldoror posted:

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Sexualized version of deli with cockroaches scuttling

# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:24

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# ? Mar 2, 2021 07:52

EmperorFritoBandito: Aug 7, 2010; by exmarx

Maldoror posted:

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I disliked and continue to dislike this hijacking of Starcraft.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 01:53

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Make Kerrigan Zerg again

# ? Sep 17, 2016 02:02

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012

Maldoror posted:

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her boobs are vestigial

# ? Sep 17, 2016 02:31

Maldoror: Oct 5, 2003; by R. Guyovich; Nap Ghost

Gaunab posted:

her boobs are vestigial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtwbveKhXwU

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:37

Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; by exmarx

Say Nothing posted:

Has anyone made the obligatory Lazy Town reference yet?

what do you need a reference for? isn't that just stock footage direct from the show?

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:56

Dinosaurmageddon: Jul 7, 2007; by zen death robot; Hell Gem

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:56

Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; by exmarx

oncearoundaltair posted:

this was on a few weeks ago and i looked up that actress and i think she aged p well

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:58

William Shatner: May 11, 2005; Is today the day we will leave Ridgeview?

Also this:

and

Video here : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxCoNdlXLXw

# ? Sep 17, 2016 05:20

Squidder: Mar 19, 2003; King of the Cat Tree; Oven Wrangler

If you have Samantha Fox you have to have Sabrina!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFjB1k2Dq0

# ? Sep 17, 2016 05:47

William Shatner: May 11, 2005; Is today the day we will leave Ridgeview?

Squidder posted:

If you have Samantha Fox you have to have Sabrina!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFjB1k2Dq0

YUP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pixcjhqLq34#t=18s

# ? Sep 17, 2016 05:52

Buckets: Apr 10, 2009; ...THE CHILD...

Squidder posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFjB1k2Dq0

# ? Sep 17, 2016 05:58

Jack Trades: Nov 30, 2010

God dammit, I just briefly remembered my actual first TV "celebrity" crush but even after 30 minutes of Google-fu I cannot loving find out who it was.

It was some Brazilian Amy Winehouse lookalike from some random poo poo soap opera that aired on TV in the 90s, which is all I remember so I'll just leave this here instead.

_{Incidentally, my very first girlfriend was a god drat deadringer for Amy Winehouse, in retrospect. I may have a problem.}

# ? Sep 17, 2016 07:41

Saga: Aug 17, 2009

Jack Trades posted:

God dammit, I just briefly remembered my actual first TV "celebrity" crush but even after 30 minutes of Google-fu I cannot loving find out who it was.

It was some Brazilian Amy Winehouse lookalike from some random poo poo soap opera that aired on TV in the 90s, which is all I remember so I'll just leave this here instead.

_{Incidentally, my very first girlfriend was a god drat deadringer for Amy Winehouse, in retrospect. I may have a problem.}

You only have a problem if they all act like Amy Winehouse.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 07:54

latinotwink1997: Jan 2, 2008; Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!

Squidder posted:

If you have Samantha Fox you have to have Sabrina!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFjB1k2Dq0

Well poo poo, that's either terrible editing or they really didn't give a crap back then.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 19:34

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

its italian not american, italians are not as prude as americans

almost no one is as prude as americans

maybe thats why you make so much hosed up porn

# ? Sep 17, 2016 19:46

prison is fun: Sep 17, 2016; by Smythe

I was 7, I was in New Orleans at an orgy bar during Mardi Gras.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 19:49

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Zzulu posted:

its italian not american, italians are not as prude as americans

almost no one is as prude as americans

maybe thats why you make so much hosed up porn

Still less hosed up then Japan.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 19:50

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

# ? Sep 17, 2016 21:59

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Oh yeah that knocked a memory loose.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:00

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

mind the walrus posted:

Oh yeah that knocked a memory loose.

That's not the only thing it knocked loose!

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:02

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

hard counter posted:

Same but the dolphin

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:09

Rocket Baby Dolls: Mar 3, 2006; Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

I Own Soulz posted:

Well poo poo, that's either terrible editing or they really didn't give a crap back then.

The editing isn't the best, but from the looks of it they knew what they were doing.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:14

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; Switches Set

hard counter posted:

Worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever seen

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:17

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

I opened an email from a website called MONSTER COCKS IN TINY TWATS or something when I was eleven and welp there goes most of my free time.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:22

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; "Real life is messy, inconsistent, and it's seldom when anything ever really gets resolved."

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:33

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...

hard counter posted:

Must've been weird for Sean Young to have had to technically play a dude.

Anyway, for content, Geri Halliwell in "Say You'll Be There".

GodDAMN. The black shiny clothing, the Geri-ness of her. Everything.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:36

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Hollismason posted:

Don't stop I'm almost there

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:38

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

hard counter posted:

problemah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-atic

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:46

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Gatekeeper posted:

problemah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-atic

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:47

NO FUCK YOU DAD: Oct 23, 2008; BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Phoneposting but my tweenaged self loved the poo poo out of Major Kira from DS9. There were other girls that'd given me funny feelings before, but she was the one that really stuck with me because almost every ex or crush since has had at least two of the short-haired angry ginger trifecta.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:51

BornAPoorBlkChild: Sep 23, 2012

hard counter posted:

also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r0sKNIf8Fk

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:53

syscall girl: Nov 6, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Phoneposting but my tweenaged self loved the poo poo out of Major Kira from DS9. There were other girls that'd given me funny feelings before, but she was the one that really stuck with me because almost every ex or crush since has had at least two of the short-haired angry ginger trifecta.

The Daxs were pretty cute too but yeah there was just something about her.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 22:54

cnut: May 3, 2016

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:01

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

http://i.imgur.com/TzITVrS.gif

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:07

NO FUCK YOU DAD: Oct 23, 2008; BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

syscall girl posted:

The Daxs were pretty cute too but yeah there was just something about her.

A ridiculous proportion of my sexual identity was defined by her and early-season Casey Novak from Law & Order SVU. We're more than a decade out now and still if you're not a belligerent redhead with a self-destructive sense of injustice then GTFO.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:12

syscall girl: Nov 6, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

A ridiculous proportion of my sexual identity was defined by her and early-season Casey Novak from Law & Order SVU. We're more than a decade out now and still if you're not a belligerent redhead with a self-destructive sense of injustice then GTFO.

She was cool for not banging Jack McCoy.

And since no one watched L&O Criminal Intent

Julliane Nicholson is a babe and a good Watson to Vincent D'Onofrio's Sherlock.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:28

CannedMacabre: Jul 6, 2007; In space, no one
can hear you fart.

syscall girl posted:

She was cool for not banging Jack McCoy.

And since no one watched L&O Criminal Intent

Julliane Nicholson is a babe and a good Watson to Vincent D'Onofrio's Sherlock.

For your research purposes, she was nude in ~~Masters of Sex.~~ Flannel Pajamas amongst others.

CannedMacabre fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Sep 17, 2016

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:42

flick my Mr. Bean: Nov 18, 2014

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

A ridiculous proportion of my sexual identity was defined by her and early-season Casey Novak from Law & Order SVU. We're more than a decade out now and still if you're not a belligerent redhead with a self-destructive sense of injustice then GTFO.

ungh casey novak

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:51

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Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; At the end of 2018, a study was published by London Metropolitan University showing that certain bacteria, normally present only in intestinal tracts or feces, were found on McDonald's self-service screens.

Sorry folks, Abbie Carmichael is the ultimate Law and Order babe

# ? Sep 17, 2016 23:55

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