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Zzulu
May 15, 2009


hundreds of guys in a room, not a woman in sight, watching two small men/children play street fighter

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Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Zzulu posted:

hundreds of guys in a room, not a woman in sight, watching two small men/children play street fighter

We're all gay, so what. Are you gonna shame me for it?

curse of flubber
Mar 12, 2007
I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP



Nic Cage dick cage
Jun 23, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.

Grimey Drawer



that's right, I get off on black bars, like this one. Awww yeah, wiggle that mouse over me mmmm yeah like that

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011




Pork Pro


I went to a house party where some guy spent 15 minutes explaining how this was the most impressive thing ever and got all hot and bothered about the reflexes and skill it took to do it. After he finished some chick said "It's just a videogame tho" and a few people audibly agreed and the guy started yelling and drooling

It was the best quinceanera ever

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Booblord Zagats posted:

I went to a house party where some guy spent 15 minutes explaining how this was the most impressive thing ever and got all hot and bothered about the reflexes and skill it took to do it. After he finished some chick said "It's just a videogame tho" and a few people audibly agreed and the guy started yelling and drooling

It was the best quinceanera ever

I wouldn't gently caress that chick.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot


The fact that no one has posted princess Leia in her metal slave bikini is quite frankly amazing.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


im going to eat my own poo poo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 6, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!



Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006




Jennifer Titty, the breast actress.


I raise you this...



I suppose introducing us to new fetishes counts as a sexual awakening.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!




a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



That's real dedication to... something...

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

dont ever look up other images of this woman

Drive-Thru Salad Bar
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


Relin posted:

dont ever look up other images of this woman

well now you just piqued my curiosity even more...


PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?


How many other props do you think the photographer tried before coming up with the bubblegum idea? "Lets try one with you holding a microphone in front of the lower half of your face...Now dress as a doctor and put on this surgical mask.....Now you're an old west bank robber, cover your face below the nose with this bandanna....okay, you're a sexy fighter pilot....strap the oxygen mast on and look me in the eyes..."

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.


Young Freud posted:

I raise you this...


from the same era, similar scandal

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010




As a child I had a toy of this and you could lift up her plastic slave skirt to see the plastic thong underneath, but it would bend the skirt in a way that would damage its collector's value. It was like a test for whether your heterosexuality is stronger than your autism.

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?


Moon Atari posted:

As a child I had a toy of this and you could lift up her plastic slave skirt to see the plastic thong underneath, but it would bend the skirt in a way that would damage its collector's value. It was like a test for whether your heterosexuality is stronger than your autism.

Wasn't the value destroyed after you took it out of the box?

Also, how young were you when you knew about toys having collector value. It's kind of sad thing about little kids not being able to play with their toys because they're already concerned about collector value.


Unless you were like 14-15 when you experienced the thong vs collector value dilemma, in which case, carry on.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



I was 9, my parent's told me about collector's value but they only told me that the point of keeping things in boxes was to protect them in top condition, so I assumed if I didn't damage it than it would be okay even outside of the box. But I still lifted that skirt hard enough that it was flipped vertical.

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007


Rachel Weisz was so loving fine in these movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q720Fe7IDMk

thrilla in vanilla
Oct 9, 2012





Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006



alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009



Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


My THAC0 is 21 (would hit).

Zzulu
May 15, 2009









Back when music videos were wayyyyyy more tame than today, this music video made me very horny when I was young


God drat I can't believe that video is SIXTEEN YEARS OLD

holy poo poo IM OLD

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

This is what we had to do for porn in the 80's if dad was good at hiding his poo poo.
adult image

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot




CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!


Before I found out that those "bank" vhs cassettes were full of 80s porn, I watched a show my dad taped and let the VCR run. Turns out he had taped this after. Shannon Tweed still makes me feel funny.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich


CrcleSqreSanchz posted:

Before I found out that those "bank" vhs cassettes were full of 80s porn, I watched a show my dad taped and let the VCR run. Turns out he had taped this after. Shannon Tweed still makes me feel funny.

Best mom ever?

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007


http://i.imgur.com/GOnJPFC.gif

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUyTcpvTPu0

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich



Stop looting Genesplicers porn collection

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich


Pudding Huxtable posted:

well now you just piqued my curiosity even more...




What a disgusting monster

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype



Lipstick Apathy

I'm pretty sure the video to Tainted Love was one of the first things I jerked it to back in the day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nO_P4BH4pA



Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Baxter
Sep 13, 2000


College Slice

sweet Valerie

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005


AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

#gbs @ irc.synirc.net


nsfw

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Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.


Dolly has so much - talent.

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