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Tenzarin posted:Thanks mom for letting me live in this bunker room forever without leaving. At least there's no pineapple and vagina/tentacle action this time.
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My favorite trope so far is the master doesn't want Eph turned, yet every single time Eph confronts one of them he has to defend himself from attack. "I'm not going to turn you, I want you to suffer!!!!!" Immediately followed by the creature speaking the master's words launching their mouth thing at him.
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This show is full-on dumb again, and I'm not sure if I like it more this way or not.
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Did they ever explain why the Master attacked the plane crew in the very beginning? His plan wasn't in motion yet and it left him ridiculously exposed. Was he just so evil his mere presence in the cargo hold started turning people or something?
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He was hungry after a long flight![]()
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The elder vampires look retarded
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Mu Zeta posted:The elder vampires look retarded That's because they were all driven to that spooky underground facility in a bus that was shorter than a regular bus.
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Fortunately they also act retarded so at least it's consistent.
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The ancients described in the books were much better imo. Wish they'd stayed perfectly still, roughly man shaped leech/worms that moved incredibly fast only when they needed to.
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Love Crime posted:Did they ever explain why the Master attacked the plane crew in the very beginning? His plan wasn't in motion yet and it left him ridiculously exposed. Was he just so evil his mere presence in the cargo hold started turning people or something? Yes When the infected and the "survivors" woke up, they started spreading vampirism throughout the city in a decentralized, hard to control manner. Effectively each person on that plane became his own independent vector.
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And all the not survivors woke up and the morgue and hosed poo poo up.
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Love Crime posted:What this show is really missing is an actor who doesn't know he's in an extremely lovely TV show. Well in a similar sense, I notice that Eph this season is like in his own show, walking in and out of this other show bemusedly, pointedly not participating in everyone's stories. They drag him in somewhere, he bitches, then leaves and doesn't give a poo poo. Like they drag him down to help the blonde lady and he scans her, she's clean and says "I'm having a moment of clarity!" Eph: "Good." (leaves) Anyone else might have said "that's great, let's do something, let's get the vampires!" but Eph's like "yeah, whatevs gently caress it I'm going back to the Eph Show" ![]()
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Astroman posted:Well in a similar sense, I notice that Eph this season is like in his own show, walking in and out of this other show bemusedly, pointedly not participating in everyone's stories. They drag him in somewhere, he bitches, then leaves and doesn't give a poo poo. Like they drag him down to help the blonde lady and he scans her, she's clean and says "I'm having a moment of clarity!" I think Eph and hardass blonde city gov chick are gonna hook up.
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Just gonna leave this awesome video here. https://youtu.be/eVGzk3IIqYg
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Love Crime posted:Did they ever explain why the Master attacked the plane crew in the very beginning? His plan wasn't in motion yet and it left him ridiculously exposed. Was he just so evil his mere presence in the cargo hold started turning people or something? He probably just killed everybody because of that rule where you're only allowed to have 2/3 of the can of juice no matter how nicely you ask. Flying isn't fun any more.
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Octy posted:I like the idea of having to semi-competently manage things without the Master. He doesn't have quite the same presence, but he does get results. I like the fact Eichhorst's normally perfect hair is slightly unkempt, something's wrong!
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Super Aggro Crag posted:Just gonna leave this awesome video here. Richard Sammel owns. Also the parody tie ads like Eichorst AirBnB are better than the actual show.
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etalian posted:Richard Sammel owns. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg1SUSMHfcY Holy poo poo. How did I miss this one?!
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Astroman posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg1SUSMHfcY Kevin Durand's real voice is so goofy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRmBKVSYHuQ
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Fill the episodes with flashbacks please!
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A period show about hunting Nazi vampires in the 70s has a lot of potential.
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This episode was really great. I love every episode, but this one really stood out. Needs more Zack tho.
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Lack of Zack makes the show less whack.
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God drat, that was stone cold, Setrakian.
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He shouldn't feel TOO bad. Dude he dumped in the ocean was a monsterous Nazi eugenics doctor and a vampire.
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etalian posted:The master keeps on doing the whole super-villain thing of not directly eliminating heroes when he has a chance to take him down. Yeah but that fits with what they said The Master would do in season 1 if you pissed him off. He doesn't see Eph or his crew as a real threat
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Octy posted:God drat, that was stone cold, Setrakian. Agreed. That was harsh to watch
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They are getting quite cavalier about the worms.
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How did they get the Lumen back from the vampires?
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I'm guessing Eph stole the fake book which they showed in the flashback. The old geezer is wiley.
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Shitenshi posted:How did they get the Lumen back from the vampires? Vampires barely had it. Wife hands it off to a vampire red shirt who gets immediately shot by Q. It's still on the ground when everyone is staring at each other at the end of the episode.
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Well darn, I was giving them too much credit. I thought Mommy vamp had got away with the book but Setrakian had outwitted them all by using a fake. I like my version better.
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They've just announced that next season (4) will be the last. Which makes some sense as the premise has always had a strict beginning and end point.
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Bring on the nuclear fire.
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A super slow-mo of the finale would be amazing.
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muscles like this? posted:They've just announced that next season (4) will be the last. Which makes some sense as the premise has always had a strict beginning and end point. I'm surprisingly actually kinda sad to hear this. You would have expected this to be another Under The Dome from the first season but it's actually getting progressively less poo poo with each season. ![]()
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Yeah, as dumb as the show often is, I really enjoy it. I'd be happy with a few more seasons.
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Perfectly fine with it finishing somewhat good instead of meandering into a pile of garbage and then getting canned.
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MiddleOne posted:I'm surprisingly actually kinda sad to hear this. You would have expected this to be another Under The Dome from the first season but it's actually getting progressively less poo poo with each season. Same. I'd be on this ride for a few more years. ![]() Shbobdb posted:A period show about hunting Nazi vampires in the 70s has a lot of potential. I've said it before, but the guy who plays Young Setrakian nails it. Uncanny.
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