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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007



I hate how porn just ends right at the money shot and leaves any plot threads dangling. Like maybe show the girl and the deliveryman actually eating the pizza or at least put it in the fridge for tomorrow.

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





P-Mack posted:

I hate how porn just ends right at the money shot and leaves any plot threads dangling. Like maybe show the girl and the deliveryman actually eating the pizza or at least put it in the fridge for tomorrow.

Later, her pipes being so wet that they just couldn't hold it in caused an infestation of black mold so severe that her house was condemned, and her and her plumber's unexpected child grew up homeless.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

I haven't gone looking for it, but I'm surprised I haven't seen any porn with a narrative that subverts cvcking in some rewarding way, like some guy tries to horn in on the cameraman's woman so the cameraman punches him the gently caress out and makes him sit on the floor while he and his girl do it. Maybe a few shots of the guy's bummed-out face, looking all depressed. It's always "traditional relationship getting subverted by violent interloper". But I guess know the real answer is "meek whites are the only significant consumers" - actually, is it a thing people do to watch cvck poo poo and put themselves in the shoes of the guy doing the cvcking? I feel like there's gotta be some part of the audience that does that. It's honestly kind of strange to me that I haven't found more porn that fulfills the twin fantasies of both getting to gently caress a hot lady AND winning a fight against some loser. You really only see the first one, or both combined lol.

Reasonerr
Oct 8, 2009


I feel like the men who are looking for that kind of thing aren't at home, looking for some porn to jack it to while imaginingg they're in some fantasy scenario, they're actually out there, doing it to somebody right now.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Cobweb Heart posted:

I haven't gone looking for it, but I'm surprised I haven't seen any porn with a narrative that subverts cvcking in some rewarding way, like some guy tries to horn in on the cameraman's woman so the cameraman punches him the gently caress out and makes him sit on the floor while he and his girl do it. Maybe a few shots of the guy's bummed-out face, looking all depressed. It's always "traditional relationship getting subverted by violent interloper". But I guess know the real answer is "meek whites are the only significant consumers" - actually, is it a thing people do to watch cvck poo poo and put themselves in the shoes of the guy doing the cvcking? I feel like there's gotta be some part of the audience that does that. It's honestly kind of strange to me that I haven't found more porn that fulfills the twin fantasies of both getting to gently caress a hot lady AND winning a fight against some loser. You really only see the first one, or both combined lol.

Somebody needs to make a porn version of "I Got a Story to Tell".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6df0rha_Opw

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

Half of the front page of one of my favorite sites was some combination of step relatives.

It made me uncomfortable

star eater
Jan 1, 2006






Fallen Rib

The cvck viewer either identifies with that humiliation or the domination

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



ChrisHansen posted:

Half of the front page of one of my favorite sites was some combination of step relatives.

It made me uncomfortable

www.nothingbutincestpornworldsuperhub.com is weird like that

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

OctoberBlues posted:

Maybe if it was $10 instead of galldang $30 I would make the :spudsy: dream come true. I know JiveHonky would like it.



I would love it.

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty



same, but yiff

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Your Dead Gay Son posted:

The cvck viewer either identifies with that humiliation or the domination

You can't like both?

A Stupid Baby
Dec 31, 2002

lip up fatty


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

You can't like both?

mixed race poster spotted

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



SA should become a porn portal. Would liven up this old lovely forum

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Vegetable posted:

SA should become a porn portal. Would liven up this old lovely forum

My FUPA is mine and mine alone.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


SA should start producing porn imo

We have a lot of sadbrained people here who would do grotesque things infront of a camera for cash. It'd be a huge success, next level poo poo

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Vegetable posted:

SA should become a porn portal. Would liven up this old lovely forum

Bring back DPPH.

Brave New World
Mar 10, 2010


Zzulu posted:

SA should start producing porn imo

We have a lot of sadbrained people here who would do grotesque things infront of a camera for cash. It'd be a huge success, next level poo poo

We already did- one of the most infamous movies in the annals(hah) of internet porn: 2 Girls 1 Cup

CabaretVoltaire
Jun 9, 2003
Better than Turin Brakes.

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

The cvck viewer either identifies with that humiliation or the domination

I identify as the hard done by, unappreciated, unsatisfied woman who is finally getting what she deserves

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



I identify as the sleazy hotel room.

max4me
Jun 15, 2003

by FactsAreUseless


So I typed in clitoris on youtube..........I saw medical videos in spanish from a clinic that does surgery on labias......it did not arouse me.

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.


at least rocco siffredi keeps standards high.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012





If watching a transsexual have sex with her dad while the camera man audibly gives them instructions while jacking it himself and blaring lovely loudass music doesn't do it for you, maybe you're just not American.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012





Oh and the camera has to be one of those that's so blurry you cant see anything and the girl has to be obviously not happy with the entire situation.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011


NSFW duh!

http://efukt.com/21627_Mother_Fucking_T_Rex.html

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



I like jacking it while watching my girlfriend getting pounded by a black dude so that I can cum all over them and make them stop in disgust, leaving me as the only satisfied participant in that arrangement.

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012





Jack Trades posted:

I like jacking it while watching my girlfriend getting pounded by a black dude so that I can cum all over them and make them stop in disgust, leaving me as the only satisfied participant in that arrangement.

Maybe they're into that.

They out-kinked you.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



GreyPowerVan posted:

Maybe they're into that.

They out-kinked you.

There's always the...Plan B.
Cause no one's out-kinking me.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Remember that weird period in the early 2000's when they were always slapping the women for some reason?

At least they stopped doing that

SSJ_naruto_2003
Oct 12, 2012





Who says we stopped

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



Brave New World posted:

We already did- one of the most infamous movies in the annals(hah) of internet porn: 2 Girls 1 Cup

Look at this shitbag that doesn't reference swap.avi

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Speaking of slapping, apparently Kink is a terrible studio to shoot for despite their reputation and appeals to the BDSM crowd.

SCORE also has a really bad reputation, for some reason.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Chief McHeath posted:

Look at this shitbag that doesn't reference swap.avi

One batch of roommates in college was like "if you're gonna be in this unit with us, you gotta watch 2 girls 1 cup" and I was like "that ain't poo poo, you gotta watch swap"

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


They have definitely not stopped slapping women

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Those loving people having consensual sex with women in porn. When the hell are they going to stop?!
I'm so outraged over that I'm about to start spontaneously shooting cum outta my dick out of sheer anger.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



If I got to cum everytime I was angry my life would probably be better

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Vegetable posted:

If I got to cum everytime I was angry my life would probably be better

What if you got angry at work?

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006


Laurenz posted:

What if you got angry at work?

Lol if being at work is an impediment to the big O. Close your office door, bend your secretary over and Godspeed, young goon

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


What's the deal with porn lately? I was browsing the porno sites incognito and everywhere I looks it's a bunch of pretty young girls performing sex acts and having cums shoot on them? What's the heck is goin on with the world nowadays

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Vegetable posted:

If I got to cum everytime I was angry my life would probably be better

There's no orgasm. I just excrete cum at high velocities.

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009


wyntyr posted:

Lol if being at work is an impediment to the big O. Close your office door, bend your secretary over and Godspeed, young goon

thats rape man

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