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I hate how porn just ends right at the money shot and leaves any plot threads dangling. Like maybe show the girl and the deliveryman actually eating the pizza or at least put it in the fridge for tomorrow.
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P-Mack posted:I hate how porn just ends right at the money shot and leaves any plot threads dangling. Like maybe show the girl and the deliveryman actually eating the pizza or at least put it in the fridge for tomorrow. Later, her pipes being so wet that they just couldn't hold it in caused an infestation of black mold so severe that her house was condemned, and her and her plumber's unexpected child grew up homeless.
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I haven't gone looking for it, but I'm surprised I haven't seen any porn with a narrative that subverts cvcking in some rewarding way, like some guy tries to horn in on the cameraman's woman so the cameraman punches him the gently caress out and makes him sit on the floor while he and his girl do it. Maybe a few shots of the guy's bummed-out face, looking all depressed. It's always "traditional relationship getting subverted by violent interloper". But I guess know the real answer is "meek whites are the only significant consumers" - actually, is it a thing people do to watch cvck poo poo and put themselves in the shoes of the guy doing the cvcking? I feel like there's gotta be some part of the audience that does that. It's honestly kind of strange to me that I haven't found more porn that fulfills the twin fantasies of both getting to gently caress a hot lady AND winning a fight against some loser. You really only see the first one, or both combined lol.
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I feel like the men who are looking for that kind of thing aren't at home, looking for some porn to jack it to while imaginingg they're in some fantasy scenario, they're actually out there, doing it to somebody right now.
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Cobweb Heart posted:I haven't gone looking for it, but I'm surprised I haven't seen any porn with a narrative that subverts cvcking in some rewarding way, like some guy tries to horn in on the cameraman's woman so the cameraman punches him the gently caress out and makes him sit on the floor while he and his girl do it. Maybe a few shots of the guy's bummed-out face, looking all depressed. It's always "traditional relationship getting subverted by violent interloper". But I guess know the real answer is "meek whites are the only significant consumers" - actually, is it a thing people do to watch cvck poo poo and put themselves in the shoes of the guy doing the cvcking? I feel like there's gotta be some part of the audience that does that. It's honestly kind of strange to me that I haven't found more porn that fulfills the twin fantasies of both getting to gently caress a hot lady AND winning a fight against some loser. You really only see the first one, or both combined lol. Somebody needs to make a porn version of "I Got a Story to Tell". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6df0rha_Opw
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Half of the front page of one of my favorite sites was some combination of step relatives. It made me uncomfortable
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The cvck viewer either identifies with that humiliation or the domination
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ChrisHansen posted:Half of the front page of one of my favorite sites was some combination of step relatives. www.nothingbutincestpornworldsuperhub.com is weird like that
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OctoberBlues posted:Maybe if it was $10 instead of galldang $30 I would make the :spudsy: dream come true. I know JiveHonky would like it. I would love it.
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FIRST TIME posted:https://www.nothingbutincestpornworldsuperhub.com is weird like that same, but yiff
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:The cvck viewer either identifies with that humiliation or the domination You can't like both? ![]()
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You can't like both? mixed race poster spotted
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SA should become a porn portal. Would liven up this old lovely forum
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Vegetable posted:SA should become a porn portal. Would liven up this old lovely forum My FUPA is mine and mine alone.
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SA should start producing porn imo We have a lot of sadbrained people here who would do grotesque things infront of a camera for cash. It'd be a huge success, next level poo poo
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Vegetable posted:SA should become a porn portal. Would liven up this old lovely forum Bring back DPPH.
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Zzulu posted:SA should start producing porn imo We already did- one of the most infamous movies in the annals(hah) of internet porn: 2 Girls 1 Cup
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:The cvck viewer either identifies with that humiliation or the domination I identify as the hard done by, unappreciated, unsatisfied woman who is finally getting what she deserves
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I identify as the sleazy hotel room.
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So I typed in clitoris on youtube..........I saw medical videos in spanish from a clinic that does surgery on labias......it did not arouse me.
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at least rocco siffredi keeps standards high.
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If watching a transsexual have sex with her dad while the camera man audibly gives them instructions while jacking it himself and blaring lovely loudass music doesn't do it for you, maybe you're just not American.
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Oh and the camera has to be one of those that's so blurry you cant see anything and the girl has to be obviously not happy with the entire situation.
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NSFW duh! http://efukt.com/21627_Mother_Fucking_T_Rex.html
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I like jacking it while watching my girlfriend getting pounded by a black dude so that I can cum all over them and make them stop in disgust, leaving me as the only satisfied participant in that arrangement.
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Jack Trades posted:I like jacking it while watching my girlfriend getting pounded by a black dude so that I can cum all over them and make them stop in disgust, leaving me as the only satisfied participant in that arrangement. Maybe they're into that. They out-kinked you.
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GreyPowerVan posted:Maybe they're into that. There's always the...Plan B. Cause no one's out-kinking me.
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Remember that weird period in the early 2000's when they were always slapping the women for some reason? ![]() At least they stopped doing that
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Brave New World posted:We already did- one of the most infamous movies in the annals(hah) of internet porn: 2 Girls 1 Cup Look at this shitbag that doesn't reference swap.avi
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Speaking of slapping, apparently Kink is a terrible studio to shoot for despite their reputation and appeals to the BDSM crowd. SCORE also has a really bad reputation, for some reason.
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Chief McHeath posted:Look at this shitbag that doesn't reference swap.avi One batch of roommates in college was like "if you're gonna be in this unit with us, you gotta watch 2 girls 1 cup" and I was like "that ain't poo poo, you gotta watch swap"
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They have definitely not stopped slapping women
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Those loving people having consensual sex with women in porn. When the hell are they going to stop?! I'm so outraged over that I'm about to start spontaneously shooting cum outta my dick out of sheer anger.
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If I got to cum everytime I was angry my life would probably be better
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Vegetable posted:If I got to cum everytime I was angry my life would probably be better What if you got angry at work?
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Laurenz posted:What if you got angry at work? Lol if being at work is an impediment to the big O. Close your office door, bend your secretary over and Godspeed, young goon
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What's the deal with porn lately? I was browsing the porno sites incognito and everywhere I looks it's a bunch of pretty young girls performing sex acts and having cums shoot on them? What's the heck is goin on with the world nowadays
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Vegetable posted:If I got to cum everytime I was angry my life would probably be better There's no orgasm. I just excrete cum at high velocities.
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wyntyr posted:Lol if being at work is an impediment to the big O. Close your office door, bend your secretary over and Godspeed, young goon thats rape man
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