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Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


Also What's the deal with all the J/O instruction porn nowadays? I put in google "tell me im a dirty pervert boy" and it seems all I get is a bunch of JO instruction vids and every time I look in my bookmarks, it's JO instruction videos- like everywhere I look there's a woman telling me to jerk off and I'm thinking "look lady I'm already doing it but tell me why I'm dirty for doing it" jees louise

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




i wanna see porn thats like meatholes but they yell positive things at the chick.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


i wanna see porn where, instead of it being a guy pounding away at some woman, its a guy pounding away at ANOTHER guy


what would that kind of porn even be called??

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Zzulu posted:

i wanna see porn where, instead of it being a guy pounding away at some woman, its a guy pounding away at ANOTHER guy


what would that kind of porn even be called??

MM two-some porn.

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i wanna see porn thats like meatholes but they yell positive things at the chick.

UGH! YEAH! YOUR EYES ARE SO loving BEAUTIFUL! gently caress YEAH. I LOVE THE COLOR OF YOUR NEW MASCARA. UGHHHH. I BET YOU'RE A GREAT MOTHER TO YOUR CHILDREN!

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013


Reasonerr posted:

I feel like the men who are looking for that kind of thing aren't at home, looking for some porn to jack it to while imaginingg they're in some fantasy scenario, they're actually out there, doing it to somebody right now.
Don't let your wet dreams be dreams.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx


I was watching one last night where some dad walks in on his naked daughter, and the girl is like "what, you want to gently caress me too?" and the dad is like, "No, I just accidentally walked in on you, and what do you mean? gently caress you too?" and the girl is like, "Yeah, my brother hosed me, twice." The dad is all "what the gently caress? no I don't want to gently caress you!" and then the girl starts sucking his dick and they gently caress a couple of times.


Seriously, what the gently caress?

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


trash person posted:

The cuck poo poo I really don't understand. The concept of watching my significant other get railed by some dude while she insults me is the complete opposite of sexy !

I bet it reminds you of your mom and everyone you ever loved, lol rekt.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010





GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I was watching one last night where some dad walks in on his naked daughter, and the girl is like "what, you want to gently caress me too?" and the dad is like, "No, I just accidentally walked in on you, and what do you mean? gently caress you too?" and the girl is like, "Yeah, my brother hosed me, twice." The dad is all "what the gently caress? no I don't want to gently caress you!" and then the girl starts sucking his dick and they gently caress a couple of times.

That sounds like rape, the dad did not consent. Report the video, most sites don't allow rape videos.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I was watching one last night where some dad walks in on his naked daughter, and the girl is like "what, you want to gently caress me too?" and the dad is like, "No, I just accidentally walked in on you, and what do you mean? gently caress you too?" and the girl is like, "Yeah, my brother hosed me, twice." The dad is all "what the gently caress? no I don't want to gently caress you!" and then the girl starts sucking his dick and they gently caress a couple of times.


Seriously, what the gently caress?

That's not a normal family relationship?

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I was watching one last night where some dad walks in on his naked daughter, and the girl is like "what, you want to gently caress me too?" and the dad is like, "No, I just accidentally walked in on you, and what do you mean? gently caress you too?" and the girl is like, "Yeah, my brother hosed me, twice." The dad is all "what the gently caress? no I don't want to gently caress you!" and then the girl starts sucking his dick and they gently caress a couple of times.


Seriously, what the gently caress?

link please

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


I remember some awesome horrors of porn thread back in the day about this terrifying lady named like kimberly or kelly, she would make these super weird choo-choo train sounds when she was sexing and she said the strangest poo poo, like it was a weird attempt at dirty talk but her voice/cadence was super bizarre like a child robot and she'd say poo poo like "yes sir there's nothing like two fat cocks to satisfy my stupid whore rear end in a top hat, please punish my oval office now WHOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" it was really funny but also scary

is this ringing any bells because every now and then I remember this crazy poo poo but googling "crazy eyed porn lady yelling chooooo chooooooo and talking like a little girl fuckdroid requesting nuts in her prolapsed rear end in a top hat" never turns up the right results

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


she had eyes like that crazy bakery lady from that reality show with the angry British chef and she was always puking on dicks and insulting herself

Ppl say porn is art and usually it's like "yeah sure " but this really was art, scary starin-into-the-abyss art

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Gatekeeper posted:

I remember some awesome horrors of porn thread back in the day about this terrifying lady named like kimberly or kelly, she would make these super weird choo-choo train sounds when she was sexing and she said the strangest poo poo, like it was a weird attempt at dirty talk but her voice/cadence was super bizarre like a child robot and she'd say poo poo like "yes sir there's nothing like two fat cocks to satisfy my stupid whore rear end in a top hat, please punish my oval office now WHOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" it was really funny but also scary

is this ringing any bells because every now and then I remember this crazy poo poo but googling "crazy eyed porn lady yelling chooooo chooooooo and talking like a little girl fuckdroid requesting nuts in her prolapsed rear end in a top hat" never turns up the right results

how did you get a hold of my home movies?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


Why are americans so into

a) Incest

b) black men loving white women

Almost all of the incest stuff I see is purely american

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Zzulu posted:

Why are americans so into

a) Incest

b) black men loving white women

Almost all of the incest stuff I see is purely american

it's always been the most popular fetish apparently. As for the black/white thing, do you really even need to ask the question?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


"why is highly taboo thing a secret turn on for a lot of people"

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





Moridin920 posted:

"why is highly taboo thing a secret turn on for a lot of people"



Gotta watch some porn where the girl has to guess what word the guy has on his card, but he's not allowed to say 5 related words.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009






Bookmarked thx

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


The Great Twist

ikanreed posted:

Gotta watch some porn where the girl has to guess what word the guy has on his card, but he's not allowed to say 5 related words.

LOL, there might be a nerd market for board game themed porn.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


like hella nerd porn doesn't already exist lol


porn people know their market

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


Gatekeeper posted:

I remember some awesome horrors of porn thread back in the day about this terrifying lady named like kimberly or kelly, she would make these super weird choo-choo train sounds when she was sexing and she said the strangest poo poo, like it was a weird attempt at dirty talk but her voice/cadence was super bizarre like a child robot and she'd say poo poo like "yes sir there's nothing like two fat cocks to satisfy my stupid whore rear end in a top hat, please punish my oval office now WHOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" it was really funny but also scary

is this ringing any bells because every now and then I remember this crazy poo poo but googling "crazy eyed porn lady yelling chooooo chooooooo and talking like a little girl fuckdroid requesting nuts in her prolapsed rear end in a top hat" never turns up the right results

you're thinking of a scene in porkys

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


A Strange Aeon posted:

LOL, there might be a nerd market for board game themed porn.

Cumopoly

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





A Strange Aeon posted:

LOL, there might be a nerd market for board game themed porn.

Hey baby, you wanna trade 3 stone for one wood.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



They should make an hour and a half long movie that's 45 minutes of dialogue and plot and stuff but then the characters just start loving for half an hour, then 15 more minutes of plot to wrap everything up. If there's a way to add some exposition to the loving then all the better.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


cum eating is complicated, does anyone have a weird middle aged lady in latex who can tell me how to do it while being really rude? that's my fetish but i can't find it anyyywhereee

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo


marriedcoupleporn.com

1 video uploaded per month, ten minutes long: 9.5 minutes of it is a conversation about the kids.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


Zzulu posted:

Why are americans so into

a) Incest

b) black men loving white women

Almost all of the incest stuff I see is purely american
a) America's always been weird as gently caress about fathers and daughters. It's a sexualised extension of the puritan streak that still runs deep. Google "purity ball" if you want to see the acceptable face of wanting to bone your daughter because nothing will ever convince me those dudes aren't all nursing a chub.

b) Racism.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Moridin920 posted:

"why is highly taboo thing a secret turn on for a lot of people"



black men having sex with white women is still taboo

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


Gaunab posted:

black men having sex with white women is still taboo

when you discover who is consuming that stuff it begins to make sense.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


Well then I expect we'll start seeing muslim on white women porns soon here in Europe since that is our priority racism atm

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



yeah, it's hard to ignore the racist overtones once you notice them

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Zzulu posted:

Well then I expect we'll start seeing muslim on white women porns soon here in Europe since that is our priority racism atm

ive already seen it lol

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


Zzulu posted:

Well then I expect we'll start seeing muslim on white women porns soon here in Europe since that is our priority racism atm

it's manifesting inversely

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



hemophilia posted:

when you discover who is consuming that stuff it begins to make sense.

I think states like Alabamers are the ones consuming it most in US, according to PornHub's stats.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014



Jack Trades posted:

I think states like Alabamers are the ones consuming it most in US, according to PornHub's stats.

i think its broadly true everywhere, the data shows that generally, whatever is considered the most taboo in a given geographical area is matched by the most popular porn.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

I want to know the story behind why some states seem to really like hentai lol

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Monkey Fracas posted:

I want to know the story behind why some states seem to really like hentai lol

Big and popular universities (full of weebs) maybe?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


some hospital IT dude got trolled bad by goons in an MMO lol

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


In my country the most popular search term is searching for ourselves:

1 swedish
2 svensk
3 anal
4 teen
5 compilation
6 omegle
7 step sister
8 joi
9 milf
10 casting

We are just that hot apparently. Legit don't know what "joi" means wait as I was writing this I may have figured it out, its jerk off instructions isnt it?


Here's americas top searches;
1 compilation
2 teen
3 step sister
4 creampie
5 backroom casting couch
6 anal
7 milf
8 asian
9 pov
10 hentai


shame on you for having cartoon porn in your top 10 imo

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


If you find yourself in the middle of a rural town with less than 5000 people, any elderly white guy you see that's not too old to get erections is deffo whackin it to something he would probably commit a hate crime and/or incite a race riot over if he saw it irl.

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