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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Zzulu posted:

In my country the most popular search term is searching for ourselves:

1 swedish
2 svensk
3 anal
4 teen
5 compilation
6 omegle
7 step sister
8 joi
9 milf
10 casting


im p sure you guys are all looking for naked scandinavian teens on omegle though and that makes you weirdos

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Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


joi is number 8... lmao

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010





hemophilia posted:

joi is number 8... lmao

And cei didn't even rank. Shameful.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


WampaLord posted:

And cei didn't even rank. Shameful.

i know right what is this travesty

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


hemophilia posted:

joi is number 8... lmao

hmm never heard of it



lmfao

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


WampaLord posted:

And cei didn't even rank. Shameful.

joi that isn't labelled cei has a 50/50 chance of the old lady screaming at you to insist you do it anyway come on man study the genre

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


Zzulu posted:


Almost all of the incest stuff I see is purely american

American studios do those videos on the side but the shittiest mass produced NOT his mother videos are Czech or Russian

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010





hemophilia posted:

joi that isn't labelled cei has a 50/50 chance of the old lady screaming at you to insist you do it anyway come on man study the genre

I actually prefer joe, thank you very much. I don't need instructions, but a little encouragement never hurts.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014



I was on a mate's computer once and found out that he has a thing for cream pies. wtf is up with that, its so gay.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Is that the meaning to the song "Hey JOE"?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


opus111 posted:

I was on a mate's computer once and found out that he has a thing for cream pies. wtf is up with that, its so gay.

literally lol if you don't want to breed

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


lol yeah watching cum ooze out of a girls poose is fuckin gay. Watching the dick plunge in and out of the poose is good, esp if you can see dudes beanhole, but once he jisms it's gay af and you're a queer if you keep watchin after that

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


hemophilia posted:

literally lol if you don't want to breed

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Jeepers I have no idea the jo instruction thing existed let alone was popular, this is amazing

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



hemophilia posted:

literally lol if you don't want to breed

I don't think the world needs more degenerates like me.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014



hemophilia posted:

literally lol if you don't want to breed

ah, i didn't write in a detail - I mean gangbang creampies.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007



generative grammer posted:

American studios do those videos on the side but the shittiest mass produced NOT his mother videos are Czech or Russian

What, you don't like your porn with a bunch of rugs on the wall?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


hahahaha



likin the hashtag, bout time we got some new visitors to this dead gay forum

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


those boobs are nws man

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


opus111 posted:

ah, i didn't write in a detail - I mean gangbang creampies.

Aaaaahhh yeah world of difference, that. I def don't wanna be dude #6 who slides his lil weiner into five other dudes worth of sperms

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


hemophilia posted:

those boobs are nws man

No nipples, safe for Instagram or fb safe enough for work you prude

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


there are nipples though

54 40 or fuck
Jan 4, 2012

No Yanda's allowed

I tried to find funny screen grabs from rick and morty on tumblr and all I got was incest between rick and morty I blame pornography for the deviants

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I was watching one last night where some dad walks in on his naked daughter, and the girl is like "what, you want to gently caress me too?" and the dad is like, "No, I just accidentally walked in on you, and what do you mean? gently caress you too?" and the girl is like, "Yeah, my brother hosed me, twice." The dad is all "what the gently caress? no I don't want to gently caress you!" and then the girl starts sucking his dick and they gently caress a couple of times.


Seriously, what the gently caress?

That was your family in your living room. Call child services.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


Gatekeeper posted:

likin the hashtag, bout time we got some new visitors to this dead gay forum

research seems to indicate 'gooning' means masturbating


i think this means we have achieved forums singularity? idk


e: dude this tumblr

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


hemophilia posted:

there are nipples though

You can see scarring around the alveoli from her tatty enhancement but that's it

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Toriori posted:

I tried to find funny screen grabs from rick and morty on tumblr and all I got was incest between rick and morty I blame pornography for the deviants

that's how rick and morty started

Sethex
Jun 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless


KomodoWagon posted:

Problem with this trend for me is I'm getting more and more bored because what I've been missing isn't more close-ups of penetration, extreme gagging, incest poo poo or cvcking. My true desire is watching an actual porn movie - that is, a movie with an actual story, decent-good acting, and copious amounts of loving. If there's no reason for what's going on to be going on, I start to lose interest no matter how hardcore the action is. I've browsed Mr. Skin to find movies with explicit scenes, but they often only have one or two fairly short sequences and I end up having to watch two hours of pretentious sub-par French cinema just to get my rocks off.

Obviously this "fetish" is very hard to accomodate because serious actors usually aren't interested in hardcore loving scenes, and porn actors usually aren't very good at real acting. I have tried simply reading erotic novels and watching porn simultaneously to try and create some semblance of what I'm looking for, but obviously this almost invariably turns out to be a clusterfuck (lol).


That's a sweet, understanding homeowner.


This reads like a confession of a repressed gay person.

Redshoe diaries you dumb queen.

#DuchovneyIsLife

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot


Grimey Drawer

Its pee. Your porn.

Its pee.

I peed in your porn, you are watching my pee.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





Why the gently caress would you need instructions how to jerk off? I figured that poo poo out on my own when I was 15

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


what's the verdict on pissplay? is it finally ok for me to talk about it in public or is it still "taboo"

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.



vyst posted:

Why the gently caress would you need instructions how to jerk off? I figured that poo poo out on my own when I was 15

15? Did you have hooks for hands or something?

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Gatekeeper posted:

what's the verdict on pissplay? is it finally ok for me to talk about it in public or is it still "taboo"

go for it

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




Gatekeeper posted:

I remember some awesome horrors of porn thread back in the day about this terrifying lady named like kimberly or kelly, she would make these super weird choo-choo train sounds when she was sexing and she said the strangest poo poo, like it was a weird attempt at dirty talk but her voice/cadence was super bizarre like a child robot and she'd say poo poo like "yes sir there's nothing like two fat cocks to satisfy my stupid whore rear end in a top hat, please punish my oval office now WHOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" it was really funny but also scary

is this ringing any bells because every now and then I remember this crazy poo poo but googling "crazy eyed porn lady yelling chooooo chooooooo and talking like a little girl fuckdroid requesting nuts in her prolapsed rear end in a top hat" never turns up the right results


i know what you are talking about but i dont want to post that i know because then everyone will be like lol trap spring and it just wont go wells

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

THERE IS NO PLANET B


There is a porn production house called DogFart Studios.


They are actually successful.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Laserface posted:

There is a porn production house called DogFart Studios.


They are actually successful.

They make interracial porn. Want to see that wiki page

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



The cuckold porn thing seems has some bisexual things going on with it

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

THERE IS NO PLANET B


Gaunab posted:

They make interracial porn. Want to see that wiki page

I know what they make, but jesus christ of all the names for a porn production house.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009



The only porn I need is from whitehouse.com

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SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012


I hate when my porn doesn't come with JOI and instead they just tell you to go to their website and download a .PDF

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