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sucks to your ass-mar
Oct 9, 2007

[let's] fuck that crazy-ass robot

Protip: Jack it to Brittney White's amazing tits instead of incest porn.

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

i know what you are talking about but i dont want to post that i know because then everyone will be like lol trap spring and it just wont go wells

hahaha thx you this was helpful

I was able to find a video where she says "I love christ, thank you for blessing me with two cocks" while two dudes rub their peeners together inside her butt

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





TheChad posted:

Protip: Jack it to Brittney White's amazing tits instead of incest porn.

but my mother fantasies

thoughts and prayers
Apr 21, 2013

Love heals all wounds. We hope you continually carry love in your heart. Today and always, may loving memories bring you peace, comfort, and strength. We sympathize with the family of (Name). We shall never forget you in our prayers and thoughts. I am at a loss for words during this sorrowful time.

Read the first page of this

http://susannahbreslin.net/they-shoot-stars/

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.



lol

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010


the rise of cuck porn coincided with the rise of lets plays. Coincidence? I think not.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

Sorry guys, I'm just a donut.




Hot stuff

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004



I still like softcore, OP

star eater
Jan 1, 2006






Fallen Rib

GAYS FOR DAYS posted:

I was watching one last night where some dad walks in on his naked daughter, and the girl is like "what, you want to gently caress me too?" and the dad is like, "No, I just accidentally walked in on you, and what do you mean? gently caress you too?" and the girl is like, "Yeah, my brother hosed me, twice." The dad is all "what the gently caress? no I don't want to gently caress you!" and then the girl starts sucking his dick and they gently caress a couple of times.


Seriously, what the gently caress?

It's in a laundry room

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


beep by grandpa posted:

I still like softcore, OP

same, unironically

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois


Zzulu posted:

b) black men loving white women
America's history of lynching.

Google Emmett Till

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.


there are no more regular people so there's no more regular people porn

star eater
Jan 1, 2006






Fallen Rib

Wish it was easier to find reluctance without veering into surprise sex stuff. What a shame

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


when theres no more room in porn the dead will gently caress on earth

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Kuato posted:

I just watch porn on vhs. My well worn copy of Jenna Jameson's Flashpoint is all I need tbqh

Best lesbian scene ever.

naem
May 29, 2011



Gatekeeper posted:

when theres no more room in porn the dead will gently caress on earth

i'm glad of it

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 3, 2016


Chicks with dicks is all the rage.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


RestingB1tchFace posted:

Chicks with dicks is all the rage.

i think so as well

there's no denying it, dicks are COOL. they have a neat shape, the head is cool like a cobras head I mean not exactly but it calls a cobras head to mind if you're imaginative, not to start a derail but cut or uncut still super interesting, cut is more aesthetically pleasing afaik but uncut has that gruesome cronenberg factor that can't be beat like it's a monster with a too-big costanza head escaping from its own lil flesh sweater, plus BALLS

take a nice pretty lady with shiny hair and makeup that's just right and a tasteful butterfly tattoo on her ankle and a swell busom and curvy hips and between her silky soft thighs is a big fuckin dick lookin all interesting, sometimes they look like a lil dead limb I guess their femininity kills it off like an appendix, but sometimes it's a lively rip-roaring lil son of a gun just poppin up and pokin around and you think "mother of god it's bigger than mine!" but you don't feel inadequate because she's a tender, gentle soul, you can tell by her name (it's lorraine) and she makes you feel like it's ok that you don't know why you even go to work everyday, how you wake up in the middle of the night and you genuinely don't know who you are or why you're here, and that look in your eye, that craven desperation to end it all, it just vanishes when lorraine gets a hard on and pokes at your enormous gut with it leaving lil moist spots of glistening precum on your thick thatch of belly hairs, and you both laugh at such a simple pleasure


Yes I agree pally, chicks with dicks are the future, because there is no future mfers the future is NOW

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


Yeah

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.


Gatekeeper posted:

I remember some awesome horrors of porn thread back in the day about this terrifying lady named like kimberly or kelly, she would make these super weird choo-choo train sounds when she was sexing and she said the strangest poo poo, like it was a weird attempt at dirty talk but her voice/cadence was super bizarre like a child robot and she'd say poo poo like "yes sir there's nothing like two fat cocks to satisfy my stupid whore rear end in a top hat, please punish my stinkyhole now WHOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" it was really funny but also scary

is this ringing any bells because every now and then I remember this crazy poo poo but googling "crazy eyed porn lady yelling chooooo chooooooo and talking like a little girl fuckdroid requesting nuts in her prolapsed rear end in a top hat" never turns up the right results

Kelly Wells

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


There is/was a porn star named Cherokee (who just looked like a tan white person) who would go aiaiaiaiaiaiai like a racist indian holler while she was pretending to orgasm.

red19fire
May 26, 2010



Decrepus posted:

There is/was a porn star named Cherokee (who just looked like a tan white person) who would go aiaiaiaiaiaiai like a racist indian holler while she was pretending to orgasm.

Cherokee is the original PAWG and I will not hear her good name disparaged.

JK it's Nina Hartley

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!


Decrepus posted:

There is/was a porn star named Cherokee (who just looked like a tan white person) who would go aiaiaiaiaiaiai like a racist indian holler while she was pretending to orgasm.

since when have racist native caricatures hollered like xena

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006

Was ist das problem fraulein?


Our society is at a weird juncture with sexuality and gender identity, and I'm bisexual so i can tell you that it's an amazing juncture for all kinds of weird porn.

I know a lot of weird porn and you can make whatever value judgements you want i really don't care but if you want to find some unhinged people, you can't go wrong with sissy hypnosis, anything that encourages bisexual or gay behavior like the aforementioned 'goon' thing, which i can tell you the concept is basically edging for a really, really long time so that you're not thinking and so you readily absorb messaging with the intent of making you accept or (somehow) creating bisexual/gay desires.

The porn itself is weird and hot but the people who follow it are loving nuts, but i'm glad for them if it helps them in their self discovery.

It's hard to avoid this stuff if you're bi and looking for bi porn because it's a crossroads of sorts in porn for lot of closeted people. sometimes cuckoldry gets worked into it too, and there's BBC obsession. I think that stuff is kinda racist and hosed up but watching videos of trans women getting nailed while big text in all caps going "YOU ARE A FAG" is bizarre & hot yall should give it a look and hit me up when it makes you gay

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


After WW 2, Jewish smut fiction involved a lot of female SS officers doing dom poo poo. Victorians were into spanking and punishment since sexuality was already naughty in and of itself, so you had to be punished for partaking. With our current porn Renaissance, I expect the real hype poo poo to be loving couples in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation only in about twenty years.

Laurenz
Dec 21, 2015

They call him little janny hotpockets. He was terrific, he was the best, and he did it for free too.


Softcore porn (AKA movie sex) is really really really hot.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010
https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/avatars/navi2.jpg

Hair Elf

Sadly, although the quantity has increased, the production values on giantess porn are still too low to be arousing.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Moon Atari posted:

Sadly, although the quantity has increased, the production values on giantess porn are still too low to be arousing.

So, what you're saying is that the giantess porn genre is seeing a lot of growth?

naem
May 29, 2011



Pvt.Scott posted:

With our current porn Renaissance, I expect the real hype poo poo to be loving couples in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation only in about twenty years.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr


JediTalentAgent posted:

So, what you're saying is that the giantess porn genre is seeing a lot of growth?
Yeah but they call it BBW now.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Gatekeeper posted:

i think so as well

there's no denying it, dicks are COOL. they have a neat shape, the head is cool like a cobras head I mean not exactly but it calls a cobras head to mind if you're imaginative, not to start a derail but cut or uncut still super interesting, cut is more aesthetically pleasing afaik but uncut has that gruesome cronenberg factor that can't be beat like it's a monster with a too-big costanza head escaping from its own lil flesh sweater, plus BALLS

take a nice pretty lady with shiny hair and makeup that's just right and a tasteful butterfly tattoo on her ankle and a swell busom and curvy hips and between her silky soft thighs is a big fuckin dick lookin all interesting, sometimes they look like a lil dead limb I guess their femininity kills it off like an appendix, but sometimes it's a lively rip-roaring lil son of a gun just poppin up and pokin around and you think "mother of god it's bigger than mine!" but you don't feel inadequate because she's a tender, gentle soul, you can tell by her name (it's lorraine) and she makes you feel like it's ok that you don't know why you even go to work everyday, how you wake up in the middle of the night and you genuinely don't know who you are or why you're here, and that look in your eye, that craven desperation to end it all, it just vanishes when lorraine gets a hard on and pokes at your enormous gut with it leaving lil moist spots of glistening precum on your thick thatch of belly hairs, and you both laugh at such a simple pleasure


Yes I agree pally, chicks with dicks are the future, because there is no future mfers the future is NOW

...almost there

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




red19fire posted:

Cherokee is the original PAWG and I will not hear her good name disparaged.

JK it's Nina Hartley

Cherokee was in a scene with Georgia Peach years ago called "Cookies n' Cream" and it was like art.

Sex Art.

I think it had that weird guy that Bang Bros used quite a bit who always had a red face from the Viagra or whatever, though.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER

6th Anniversary Edition


Professor Shark posted:

Cherokee was in a scene with Georgia Peach years ago called "Cookies n' Cream" and it was like art.

Sex Art.

I think it had that weird guy that Bang Bros used quite a bit who always had a red face from the Viagra or whatever, though.

Which guy? Preston Parker or Ramon? I remember Ramon got jailed for keeping livestock in a van the chucklefuck.

I'm late to the party on Kelly Wells but even as someone who has been well and truly ruined by porn for the last twenty years she does nothing for me, well she looks good but then she starts the bullshit up and it's a boner killer.

I remember seeing a porn scene ending card going viral on Facebook a while ago saying something like '9 months after this scene Amy died in childbirth. Mario is unaware of his child and continues to cream pie teens to this day'

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Gaunab posted:

They make interracial porn. Want to see that wiki page

The owner was secretly filming scenes in a 12 million dollar mansion in the Chandler, Arizona area. Not one of those lovely McMansions you see in most porn but something actual rich people live in.

Then the police raided the place, found cocaine, and arrested him on a domestic assault charge.

Obviously, Google search this story at your own risk. Especially because the top links are white supremacist sites ing about Jews running the porn industry and making white women get hosed by feral blacks.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Pvt.Scott posted:

With our current porn Renaissance, I expect the real hype poo poo to be loving couples in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation only in about twenty years.

Well racist gangbang breeding cuck porn gets us halfway there, I guess.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



RestingB1tchFace posted:

Chicks with dicks is all the rage.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013



Professor Shark posted:

Cherokee was in a scene with Georgia Peach years ago called "Cookies n' Cream" and it was like art.

Sex Art.

I think it had that weird guy that Bang Bros used quite a bit who always had a red face from the Viagra or whatever, though.

What was the name of the Bang Bros dude who'd ruin every shoot with his horrific, 120+db maniacal cackle? That guy was a champ.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009



heck yeah

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



Decrepus posted:

There is/was a porn star named Cherokee (who just looked like a tan white person) who would go aiaiaiaiaiaiai like a racist indian holler while she was pretending to orgasm.
I haven't seen her do that before. Also she claims to be legit of Native American descent. I don't think that gets her much extra work though.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

Gotta nuke something


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