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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


which cherokee are we talking about?

there's white lady cherokee who had a cool dumper and the loveline little girl voice

also there's woman of color cherokee d'rear end who i suspect made up her last name. it's porn, that's allowed, I just wish they'd be up front about it. She twerks on dicks. It's cool.

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P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007



"painal"

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.



hemophilia posted:

It's hard to avoid this stuff if you're bi and looking for bi porn because it's a crossroads of sorts in porn for lot of closeted people. sometimes cuckoldry gets worked into it too, and there's BBC obsession.
It' almost a 100% guarantee that if you're watching Bi porn, there will most definitely be a solid three minutes of foot worship for some reason that I never understood.

red19fire
May 26, 2010



caligulamprey posted:

It' almost a 100% guarantee that if you're watching Bi porn, there will most definitely be a solid three minutes of foot worship for some reason that I never understood.

There's a series called 'i wanna cum in your mom' and it's ridiculous because the director has an armpit fetish and there's absolutely zero mention of it until like 1/3 of the way through each scene when suddenly it's all armpit worship until they barely tie it into the namesake of the series. The comments are hilarious.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



Gatekeeper posted:

which cherokee are we talking about?

there's white lady cherokee who had a cool dumper and the loveline little girl voice

also there's woman of color cherokee d'rear end who i suspect made up her last name. it's porn, that's allowed, I just wish they'd be up front about it. She twerks on dicks. It's cool.
white lady's the one who says shes native american

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Bacon Terrorist posted:

Which guy? Preston Parker or Ramon? I remember Ramon got jailed for keeping livestock in a van the chucklefuck.

I dunno, the white guy

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk


Triggered posted:

No to do it properly you flush, poo poo and because you piss straight after a poo poo you have a jug handy to catch the piss. Flush the poo poo, put the piss into the toilet bowl and flush again.

the.. Aristocrats?

Brave New World
Mar 10, 2010


sebmojo posted:

the.. Aristocrats?

...with severe OCD.

Stocky Manhood
Jul 29, 2014

Can I get a hat wobble?



Lol this Roman grafitti is great. Like this proto-MGTOW:

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006



Superdude255 posted:

Lol this Roman grafitti is great. Like this proto-MGTOW:

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

incels in ancient times

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Superdude255 posted:

Lol this Roman grafitti is great. Like this proto-MGTOW:

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

A thousands-of-years-old self own lol

star eater
Jan 1, 2006






Fallen Rib

Superdude255 posted:

Lol this Roman grafitti is great. Like this proto-MGTOW:

VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see.  I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins.  If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?

These rule lol

"
II.4.1 (bar; left of the door, near a picture of Mercury); 8475: Palmyra, the thirst-quencher"

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





How far into a relationship do you wait to find out what kind of porn a girl is into?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."


ikanreed posted:

How far into a relationship do you wait to find out what kind of porn a girl is into?

Usually when I'm stalking her but she doesn't know about it yet.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


girls dont watch porn

they can't even orgasm why would they watch porn? You need urges for that

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



This Ain't GBS Fat Hate Thread XXX



quote:

The practice is not without its risks, however; sometimes the huge mass on top of her is so heavy that Odette is forced to hold her breath for up to four minutes.

And there are times, when she’s filming certain types of videos, where she does fear for her life.

"Some of my customers pay me to do “pigpiles” – where several large women sit on me while I lie flat on a hard surface," she explains. "It can be unbearable at times, and it’s quite dangerous – there’s a risk of suffocation.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

"This is only the beginning of the reckoning. This is only the first sip, the first foretaste of a bitter cup which will be proffered to us year by year unless, by a supreme recovery of moral health and martial vigour, we arise again and take our stand for freedom as in the olden time."


Cause of death: collapsed lung from being sat on by a land manatee.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


red19fire posted:

There's a series called 'i wanna cum in your mom' and it's ridiculous because the director has an armpit fetish and there's absolutely zero mention of it until like 1/3 of the way through each scene when suddenly it's all armpit worship until they barely tie it into the namesake of the series. The comments are hilarious.

Grab some screenshots of the comments and post them here. Porn site comments are always great, but ones by people that are confused and angry should be pure gold

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





lmao @ pigpiles

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


Pastry of the Year posted:

This Ain't GBS Fat Hate Thread XXX



I like it when the fat woman sits on the other woman

*cums gallons*

opus111
Jul 6, 2014



4 minutes? I can't believe that.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



I just watch Chinese porn cartoons and horse bestiality cartoons for children.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010


opus111 posted:

4 minutes? I can't believe that.

i bet some dude got off on her just saying it

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Syncopated posted:

i bet some dude got off on her just saying it

Don't doxx me.

Cruising Altitude
Sep 15, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois


Jack Trades posted:

Don't doxx me.

You're a public figure on the internet and a celebrity though how can you be doxxxed?

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


How come "bangs" is not a porn category? The one loving thing I'm looking for.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Falun Bong Refugee posted:

How come "bangs" is not a porn category? The one loving thing I'm looking for.

whoa, looks like we got ourselves a real sicko

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Germstore posted:

whoa, looks like we got ourselves a real sicko

Oh I don't tell anyone about my bang fetish. I don't want to alienate people.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


I've seen some weird rear end poo poo and still I can't get no bangs broads? It just doesn't make sense.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Cruising Altitude posted:

You're a public figure on the internet and a celebrity though how can you be doxxxed?

Don't introduce logic into this. It's about my feelings and logic has nothing to do with it.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


So what the gently caress IS going on with porn? I used to not feel weird because it was all just "ebony sluts get railed" but now it's "ebony step-moms get railed" and it's like man, if I wanted to feel weird about this I'd just watch anime

Also I saw a video about "dogging" and y'know what, get a bunch of guys to gently caress out in a frigid forest does not make for good porn what is up with that.

British people what is up with that

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

who thought comments on porn would be a good thing


I guess some of them are hilarious rather than weird and skeevy but it hardly seems worth it

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





Monkey Fracas posted:

who thought comments on porn would be a good thing


I guess some of them are hilarious rather than weird and skeevy but it hardly seems worth it

Five more minutes of page views from the loserest part of your demographic. Hidden by default almost always so people don't feel invaded by strangers.

Compare it to view counts: 600,000 other people jacked off to this. Yuck.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



8-Bit Scholar posted:

So what the gently caress IS going on with porn? I used to not feel weird because it was all just "ebony sluts get railed" but now it's "ebony step-moms get railed" and it's like man, if I wanted to feel weird about this I'd just watch anime

Also I saw a video about "dogging" and y'know what, get a bunch of guys to gently caress out in a frigid forest does not make for good porn what is up with that.

British people what is up with that

oh no guvnah, I've accidentally shagged me own mum

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Pastry of the Year posted:

oh no guvnah, I've accidentally shagged me own mum

Been there. I've also shagged your mom.

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

At least CyberLowtax likes me.

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

How come "bangs" is not a porn category? The one loving thing I'm looking for.

It would suck to have a fetish for a hairstyle and all you can find is gang porn.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

ikanreed posted:

Five more minutes of page views from the loserest part of your demographic. Hidden by default almost always so people don't feel invaded by strangers.

Compare it to view counts: 600,000 other people jacked off to this. Yuck.

yeah, it's like if you're leaving comments on porn sites you're definitely a Sex Weirdo, just probably not like a very interesting or cool one

it's just depressing


listen it's already hard enough to bang one out to porn these days without accidentally glimpsing the horrible black void of human misery and suffering in the porn itself and now I have to deal with the fact that there's someone sitting around leaving comments on porn?

internet 2.0 was a mistake

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Mirage posted:

It would suck to have a fetish for a hairstyle and all you can find is gang porn.

It does suck. Thank you.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010


Mirage posted:

It would suck to have a fetish for a hairstyle and all you can find is gang porn.

That would suck...

e:gently caress

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Russia bans it,

The Kremlin's media and Internet watchdog, Roskomnadzor, has ordered Russian ISP's to block PornHub, the world's leading porn website.

IP's and URL's for PornHub and YouPorn were added to Russia's Registry of illegal content on May 13th. According to Roskomnadzor, it acted in accordance with a local court decision, which had ruled in May 2016 that PornHub 'violated the ban on the dissemination of information regarding the production of pornographic materials and paraphernalia'.

Russia's current laws do not ban the consumption of pornography, although production is illegal. In April 2015, a court in Tatarstan ruled that all Internet porn in the country was illegal, however major websites continued to work in Russia.

https://meduza.io/en/news/2016/09/1...ia-bans-porhhub

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