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opus111
Jul 6, 2014



Hampstead Heath isn't a drat forest!!!

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opus111
Jul 6, 2014



Russia banning porn when russia-produced porn is the most gruesome stuff imaginable.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010


opus111 posted:

Russia banning porn when russia-produced porn is the most gruesome stuff imaginable.

makes sense that they would ban it then???

opus111
Jul 6, 2014



yeah i realised that but i forgot to edit my post.

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Lmao, who gives a poo poo about Russia anyway. They're like on par with China and North Korea almost.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010


I have to say that China need to step up their porn game if they want to be considered a real global super power. gently caress those islands between them and Japan or whatever.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

yeah North Korean porn is much better imho

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010



Cake Smashing Boob posted:

yeah North Korean porn is much better imho

All of their porn is Kim Jong-un loving Kim Jong-un because you're only allowed to orgasm at the sight of their glorious leader.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


God save you if you watch German porn

opus111
Jul 6, 2014



I bet the NK porn that does exist is rowdy as hell. Proper grimy walls with 70s styled pictures of dear leader and clothes hanging up to dry off rusty wires and yellow formica tables.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010


opus111 posted:

I bet the NK porn that does exist is rowdy as hell. Proper grimy walls with 70s styled pictures of dear leader and clothes hanging up to dry off rusty wires and yellow formica tables.

Haha, that sounds horrible.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




opus111 posted:

I bet the NK porn that does exist is rowdy as hell. Proper grimy walls with 70s styled pictures of dear leader and clothes hanging up to dry off rusty wires and yellow formica tables.

this ain't dear leader xxx

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


all the women stripping out of clothes made from rocks

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin




give her the dick

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



opus111 posted:

Russia banning porn when russia-produced porn is the most gruesome stuff imaginable.
What exactly comes out of Russia? The worst I've heard of is Facial Abuse and they're in the US.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Swan Curry posted:



give her the dick

I think you better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.

penus penus penus
Nov 8, 2014

by piss__donald


i dunno OP like, I wouldnt want to gently caress my mom and in fact thats such a terrifying thought my brain literally blocks it out even as I type it

but like

if it wasnt my mom but rather some superhot megaslut mom I guess id be down.

same goes for sister stuff i suppose , though I dont have a sister anymore (she isnt alive) and if it was my sister id probably rip your face off if you said that poo poo to my face

that or take bailey's giant cock up my butt ?

everything is ok, nothing is wrong

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005
ASK ME WHY NOT HITTING ON THE STARBUCKS BARISTA MAKES YOU A JOYLESS PRIG



hemophilia posted:

joi is number 8... lmao

It's right to be. I exclusively jerk it to the James O. Incandenza filmography

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008




Casimir Radon posted:

What exactly comes out of Russia? The worst I've heard of is Facial Abuse and they're in the US.


from what ive seen its porn where everyone just seems incredibly bored

opus111
Jul 6, 2014



Casimir Radon posted:

What exactly comes out of Russia? The worst I've heard of is Facial Abuse and they're in the US.

the sex isn't majorly aggressive compared to mainstream US porn, they women just look absolutely out of it - dead eyes and heavy limbs. It's ghastly stuff because it looks like controlled rape.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



opus111 posted:

the sex isn't majorly aggressive compared to mainstream US porn, they women just look absolutely out of it - dead eyes and heavy limbs. It's ghastly stuff because it looks like controlled rape.
Oh...

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Y'know I thought it was bad enough that American porn has a lot of girls having their faces violently hosed. Like, gagging and choking on a dick isn't an arousing sight. Is it?

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


8-Bit Scholar posted:

Y'know I thought it was bad enough that American porn has a lot of girls having their faces violently hosed. Like, gagging and choking on a dick isn't an arousing sight. Is it?

just lol

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


I wanna gently caress a sister

Not mine obv

But someone's.....

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx


I thin htye sgiykd kist in the ubterbet, ucw hS my nickel varagara

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012




Is rosebudding out? I don't know why it was ever in, but I hope it's out

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Professor Shark posted:

Is rosebudding out? I don't know why it was ever in, but I hope it's out

who the gently caress is watching- I mean drat- if you've gotten to the point where you need something that hosed up just to feel something- just take a god drat break from porn for a while.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



8-Bit Scholar posted:

Y'know I thought it was bad enough that American porn has a lot of girls having their faces violently hosed. Like, gagging and choking on a dick isn't an arousing sight. Is it?
Not quite there yet...I know I'll write "Whore" on your forehead with a Sharpie...I am now aroused.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





a girl I went to high school with does amateur porn now

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





I've jerked it to her videos so many times

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



vyst posted:

a girl I went to high school with does amateur porn now

is she hot?

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



Germstore posted:

who the gently caress is watching- I mean drat- if you've gotten to the point where you need something that hosed up just to feel something- just take a god drat break from porn for a while.

im p sure anyone claiming theyre so desensitised to pornography that they need gruesome poo poo like that to get off to was a loving pervert from the off tbh

vyst
Aug 25, 2009





Gaunab posted:

is she hot?

She's got nice titties

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

by Lowtax


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXZXLmzyKkw

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!


Falun Bong Refugee posted:

How come "bangs" is not a porn category? The one loving thing I'm looking for.

Isn't this the domain of alt-porn/suicide girls type stuff?

Fake Edit: also neoburlesque

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


moller posted:

Isn't this the domain of alt-porn/suicide girls type stuff?

Fake Edit: also neoburlesque

Bitch, I'm not a porn scholar. How should I know that poo poo?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


This whole " average size implants" bullshit is for the birds.

Bring back the 90's; "Bigger is better but jumbo is dear!"

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

How come there aren't more pornos where some dude is on his phone in bed while some click rides his cock while playing monster hunter?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

by zen death robot


Nuts and Gum posted:

How come there aren't more pornos where some dude is on his phone in bed while some click rides his cock while playing monster hunter?

because porn is supposed to be a fantasy, not about reality.

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red19fire
May 26, 2010



Sentient Data posted:

Grab some screenshots of the comments and post them here. Porn site comments are always great, but ones by people that are confused and angry should be pure gold





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