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Zzulu
May 15, 2009


I get off on not getting off

Its complicated

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Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



VendaGoat posted:

This whole " average size implants" bullshit is for the birds.

Bring back the 90's; "Bigger is better but jumbo is dear!"

Huge fake breasts were pretty much the worst thing about 90s porn. Good riddance.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



Life before porn was simpler. You wouldn't really know a fake boob when you saw one. Now it's just second nature.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Vegetable posted:

Life before porn was simpler. You wouldn't really know a fake boob when you saw one. Now it's just second nature.

I was never able to truly enjoy loving super models ever again.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Has porn done a lot of the orange and blue lighting that movies and movie posters? If not, that will need to be the next thing that people get into.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013



I needed a new phone, and my dad gave me one that he had previously lent to his on-and-off girlfriend's son. This kid's sister is my downstairs neighbor atm. Having never had a smartphone before (and it's a Windows ) I was checking out the features and opened up the browser. The very first thing that comes up is a Redtube video titled "Barebacking his chubby NOT sister."

The kid's 11 years old

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

It's okay to watch child porn if you don't touch your dick, just raises awareness man.



Kid's a chubby chaser? Sick gently caress.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010



the video says NOT sister so i don't see whats the problem

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008



why do you assume it's not ur dads?

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013



He doesn't have a sister, and he does have a much nicer phone so no real reason to assume he's ever used this one

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


I want to squirt inside the beast

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer


I'm extremely amused by the stereotypical UK guy commenting on porno

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


porn comments are the best

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


GBS v.69: I Want To Squirt Yeast Inside That Beast

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

At least CyberLowtax likes me.

JediTalentAgent posted:

Has porn done a lot of the orange and blue lighting that movies and movie posters? If not, that will need to be the next thing that people get into.

Color grading takes longer than 10 minutes to do in post and therefore will never happen in porn.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless


Mirage posted:

Color grading takes longer than 10 minutes to do in post and therefore will never happen in porn.

They have digital cameras that shoot RAW now. It shouldn't be that hard.

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013


Monkey Fracas posted:

I'm extremely amused by the stereotypical UK guy commenting on porno
Replace that "wtf" with "bloody hell" and this would be what we in the UK stereotyping industry call a "full house".

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


the avatars in those comment screen shots got me fired from the fellatio factory.

red19fire
May 26, 2010



Germstore posted:

the avatars in those comment screen shots got me fired from the fellatio factory.

didn't even notice, fixed now. wouldn't want you to lose your job... supporting the troops... fighting for the first amendment...

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


I'm at a loss for words that it is 2016 and we still haven't gotten a 'thick' category on any of these tube sites. I've tried going through the BBW sections but I seldom find anything that meets my criteria. While we're at it I'd also like to know who's policing the 'big rear end' section on alot of these sites; for every genuine article big rear end I find 3 or 4 asses that are only big by contrast to the size of the girl to which they are attached. I've written to my congressman but do you think those fat cats ever take the time to address my concerns? NO!

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013


90% of women are either BWs or BWs. Why is a true BBW such a rarity is my question.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



Gay Weed Dad posted:

I'm at a loss for words that it is 2016 and we still haven't gotten a 'thick' category on any of these tube sites. I've tried going through the BBW sections but I seldom find anything that meets my criteria. While we're at it I'd also like to know who's policing the 'big rear end' section on alot of these sites; for every genuine article big rear end™ I find 3 or 4 asses that are only big by contrast to the size of the girl to which they are attached. I've written to my congressman but do you think those fat cats ever take the time to address my concerns? NO!

Why don't you just search for chubby?

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


Gaunab posted:

Why don't you just search for chubby?

I do but I think its about time we got a whole curated category. Not to mention the definition of 'chubby' when left to the uploaders of the videos varies wildly to both ends of the spectrum.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



Gaunab posted:

Why don't you just search for chubby?
There is no nuance in porn tube categories. You will get everything from average size to monstrosities that can't move under their own power.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

They need to go calling it Ruebenesque or Zaftig. That'll be how this gets popular, people start describing it more in a arty way.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


JediTalentAgent posted:

They need to go calling it Ruebenesque or Zaftig. That'll be how this gets popular, people start describing it more in a arty way.

gently caress that. Botero.

Casimir Radon
Aug 1, 2008



I've seen thumbnails of younger actresses marked with "infant" which I hope is just a crazy translation error. Not clicking on that.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

One thing I sort of am wondering now: Was MILF a popular thing before American Pie, did that film just give it a pop culture meme term that made it more common, etc?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


probably just called "mature" before that.

red19fire
May 26, 2010



JediTalentAgent posted:

They need to go calling it Ruebenesque or Zaftig. That'll be how this gets popular, people start describing it more in a arty way.

But then what will happen is the monstrosity/bbw category will lose popularity, and then the monstrosity/bbw videos will just label their videos as Ruebenesque/Zaftig/thick/whatever anyway. Then we'd need a new category called plus size to separate them from the morbidly obese performers again, which will inevitably get infiltrated by the monstrosities. Or, super aggressive porn tube moderators enforcing the categories, which would probably be a horrifying job.


JediTalentAgent posted:

One thing I sort of am wondering now: Was MILF a popular thing before American Pie, did that film just give it a pop culture meme term that made it more common, etc?

American Pie definitely popularized the phrase, and it gave a second wind to the careers of 90's pornstars like lisa ann and nina hartley Then it became popular to the point of oversaturation so you'd have movies where 22 year olds are in Milf Destroyer #28. I think Darkpriest went over it in one of his A/T threads.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



red19fire posted:

American Pie definitely popularized the phrase, and it gave a second wind to the careers of 90's pornstars like lisa ann and nina hartley Then it became popular to the point of oversaturation so you'd have movies where 22 year olds are in Milf Destroyer #28. I think Darkpriest went over it in one of his A/T threads.

I for one am appalled at the rate at which a precious national resource like our MILFs is casually destroyed by the film industry

I don't want to have to explain to my grandchildren why MILFs are something they only read about in textbooks

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


red19fire posted:

But then what will happen is the monstrosity/bbw category will lose popularity, and then the monstrosity/bbw videos will just label their videos as Ruebenesque/Zaftig/thick/whatever anyway. Then we'd need a new category called plus size to separate them from the morbidly obese performers again, which will inevitably get infiltrated by the monstrosities. Or, super aggressive porn tube moderators enforcing the categories, which would probably be a horrifying job.


American Pie definitely popularized the phrase, and it gave a second wind to the careers of 90's pornstars like lisa ann and nina hartley Then it became popular to the point of oversaturation so you'd have movies where 22 year olds are in Milf Destroyer #28. I think Darkpriest went over it in one of his A/T threads.

It is quite plausible, likely even, for a 22 year-old woman to be a mother.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!


Grimey Drawer

red19fire posted:

Or, super aggressive porn tube moderators enforcing the categories, which would probably be a horrifying job.


Germstore posted:

That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged.

I think we have a volunteer!

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007


Germstore posted:

That is not what a MILF is. A milf is a woman of the typical age to have a teenage son, which is to say middle aged.

Sure. Just being a pedant. Shitbreak and Stiffler's Mom 4 evah <3

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008


Gay Weed Dad posted:

I'm at a loss for words that it is 2016 and we still haven't gotten a 'thick' category on any of these tube sites. I've tried going through the BBW sections but I seldom find anything that meets my criteria. While we're at it I'd also like to know who's policing the 'big rear end' section on alot of these sites; for every genuine article big rear end™ I find 3 or 4 asses that are only big by contrast to the size of the girl to which they are attached. I've written to my congressman but do you think those fat cats ever take the time to address my concerns? NO!

Just go for some of the amateur couples running porn hub channels. Some of the ladies are soft looking without being fat and the ones working a subscriber base shoot pretty decent quality.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high


RedMage129 posted:

Just go for some of the amateur couples running porn hub channels. Some of the ladies are soft looking without being fat and the ones working a subscriber base shoot pretty decent quality.

Between this and 'chubby' this is how I've been finding the material. I should say that I'm not having a terrible time finding the porn I desire (almost any porn is pretty much cool with me) its just really strange that with the popularity of thick women, PAWGs and whooties that this hasn't been more thought out.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN






Lipstick Apathy

That magical day in a porn star's life where she goes from "Teen" to "MILF" instantly

opus111
Jul 6, 2014



Germstore posted:

probably just called "mature" before that.

They were called mummy yummies over here and were very much in, but now people call them milfs cos of filthy american soft imperialism.

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Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.


milves are typically ( in my imagination at least) like the mother of one of your contemporaries and not just a mother, full stop. Like poo poo, a 16 year old girl could be a mother. but she presumably without the interference of bad bad scientists could not be mother to your 20 y/o pal

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