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dethkon posted:Once again, you can accomplish this in your own home using a toilet. Pissing on your own poo poo is definitely haram. You have a poo, flush and then you piss.
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Moon Atari posted:The internet eventually leads all forms of expression to become increasingly ironic until their intended meaning becomes the opposite of their apparent content. The erotic manifestation of the ironic is porn of non-erotic, seemingly mundane activities. But to those 'in on it', with brains forever altered by the internet, these acts become incredibly arousing when depicted in the specific context of a streaming porn site. Some of you will think this ridiculous, others imagine it won't happen for some time, as internet pornography is too new. But a few have been to clips4sale, and know that we are already fapping far beyond the Rubicon. Fapping Beyond the Rubicon would be a good band name
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Triggered posted:Pissing on your own poo poo is definitely haram. You have a poo, flush and then you piss. an american poem, 2046
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Wamdoodle posted:Fapping Beyond the Rubicon would be a good band name
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Thank god for that lady porn where people kiss and have sex in a relatively normal and loving manner.
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Just watch amateur stuff, there's usually no commentary/stories and it's filmed at lower resolutions so you can't see gray scrotum hairs or razor burn.
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:Just watch amateur stuff, there's usually no commentary/stories and it's filmed at lower resolutions so you can't see gray scrotum hairs or razor burn. plus it's less likely some hosed up poo poo that the actress doesn't really want to be doing but the porn people are making her anyway
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If you watch the step mom/sister/dad stuff without volume (like God intended) then it's really just regular porn. Just don't read the title and you're fine.
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dad gay. so what posted:they should make a porn with bigfoot and the loch ness monster Im sure this exists. I'll fax u th deets
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dad gay. so what posted:i like to pee on poop we all do
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RedMage129 posted:If you watch the step mom/sister/dad stuff without volume (like God intended) then it's really just regular porn. Just don't read the title and you're fine. Search history is a thing.
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Triggered posted:Pissing on your own poo poo is definitely haram. You have a poo, flush and then you piss. The gently caress? You pee first, then flush, then poo.
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VendaGoat posted:Search history is a thing. Why in God's name would you not be taking care of your search history? That's porn watching fundamentals.
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im done with porn
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numberoneposter posted:im done with porn liar
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numberoneposter posted:im done with porn Yeah, we've all had orgasms before too
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RedMage129 posted:Why in God's name would you not be taking care of your search history? That's porn watching fundamentals. That's my legacy we are talking about!
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Moon Atari posted:That's my legacy we are talking about! My contribution to the human race ![]()
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:Just watch amateur stuff, there's usually no commentary/stories and it's filmed at lower resolutions so you can't see gray scrotum hairs or razor burn. amateur porn is full of ugly fatties
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vyst posted:liar
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Just gimme a nice girl in a one-piece that looks a bit like my French teacher from when I was 15, I'll make it work
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How did people live when you had to put in some effort to see a woman naked ![]() Maybe porn's actually helping society after all
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i identify as a anal gaping granny
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bongwizzard posted:The gently caress? You pee first, then flush, then poo. No to do it properly you flush, poo poo and because you piss straight after a poo poo you have a jug handy to catch the piss. Flush the poo poo, put the piss into the toilet bowl and flush again.
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only read the op lol but I've noticed that loving rosebudding has gone mainstream... ffs.
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Decebal posted:How did people live when you had to put in some effort to see a woman naked Access to prostitutes used to be a lot easier.
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JiveHonky posted:i identify as a anal gaping granny ![]()
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Triggered posted:No to do it properly you flush, poo poo and because you piss straight after a poo poo you have a jug handy to catch the piss. Flush the poo poo, put the piss into the toilet bowl and flush again. I am going to be serious for a moment and say that I have never taken a poo poo without pissing first and it is actually shocking to me to find out that this isnt universal.
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OctoberBlues posted:I only watch Skinemax I'm with you man. Because at least... it seems like they are partially into it. It leaves more to the imagination and generally speaking, the acting is better. To me it seems more passionate and not so... disgusting. Just my opinion. And Skinemax doesn't put viruses on your computer.
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if you watch too much gay porn will it rub off? asking for a friend
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unless you're torrenting a bunch of porn it's not hard to avoid getting viruses though
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Sometimes a lady will kiss another lady's butthole. That's ok on occasion, I guess.
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whatever happened to just watching the girl across the street through the window
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To stay pure I make sure to only watch porn that specifically says "NOT his mom/sister" in the title.
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Blue Train posted:whatever happened to just watching the girl across the street through the window I knew I was forgetting something on my shopping list... binoculars. Thanks!
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The worst is pro porn that pretends it's amateur porn but has a cameraman swooping around the actors. Like, suspension of disbelief, this is filmmaking 101
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What's with the extreme close up, under the guy's balls, as he pounds away on a chick? Just two shorn testes slamming away, in ultra close up 4k resolution? Who watches that?
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qkkl posted:To stay pure I make sure to only watch porn that specifically says "NOT his mom/sister" in the title. this is a top tip right here
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