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VendaGoat posted:What's with the extreme close up, under the guy's balls, as he pounds away on a chick? a little something for the ladies
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Cocksmith posted:a little something for the ladies Ẓ̢̼̠̘̼̯̰̝͕̎́͋̈̽̈́̚̕͝͝ą̫̼̘̫͎̟̰̼͖͆̋̃̃̿̓͗͂̾͠l̡̫̩̩̳̳̯̻̥̮̀̾̈́̉̑͊̈́̊́͝g̖̤̙̮̙̙̼̬̩͌̾̾̃̉̐̈́̊̎͝ͅo̡̧͍͇͖̘̬̠̹̻͗̐͒̔̅̓͌̏̊͠ ̜̫̟͚̻̗͙̭̭͈͋͐́͒̀͛̒̀͑̓W̬̟̭̯̬̞͚̗͆̑͌̌̀̿͒̊̋̕͜ͅe̡̗̘̩͔̯͙̻̗̟̓̓͋͗͗̄̈́̅͠͝p̡̢̦̩̗̦̱̗̲͔̎̄͐̈̓̿̊̕͠͠ť̨̨̨̮͍̫̞͙̘͆͒͛̀̀̇͜͝͝͝
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VendaGoat posted:What's with the extreme close up, under the guy's balls, as he pounds away on a chick? it sounds weird but polls consistently report this is the favorite view by large margins, like 65% its crazy
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VendaGoat posted:What's with the extreme close up, under the guy's balls, as he pounds away on a chick? Maybe it's because you never get to see that angle in real life ? Maybe it's the anticipation and the promise that those balls represent
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its basically not porn if it doesnt show extreme close up views of phalluses going into orfices and bodily fluids squirting everywhere
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what do you people beat off to, pictures of women with their clothes on? lol, what is this, salt lake city???
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nigga crab pollock posted:what do you people beat off to, pictures of women with their clothes on? Good enough for my ancestors, good enough for me ! ![]() ![]()
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Blue Train posted:it sounds weird but polls consistently report this is the favorite view by large margins, like 65% its crazy This better be a joke
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I love watching mens balls and buttholes as their balls and buttholes obscure most of the woman
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i wouldn't mind so much if male pornstars weren't like 90% fat schlubby schlubs covered in hair
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If it isn't dominant Women forcing a slave to eat their poo poo and lick their poop chute clean it's not worth my time
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Moridin920 posted:i wouldn't mind so much if male pornstars weren't like 90% fat schlubby schlubs covered in hair
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My main gripe is that I thought we were past the stupid idea of panning to the dude's face right before the money shot. I thought that was dead and gone, but lately I've been seeing it crop up again. The last thing I want to see is some dude's O-face. In fact, just crop out the dude's face as much as possible.
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I bet most porn directors are gay. I just have a gut feeling about it.
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WampaLord posted:My main gripe is that I thought we were past the stupid idea of panning to the dude's face right before the money shot. I thought that was dead and gone, but lately I've been seeing it crop up again. This thread is useless without pics
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Decebal posted:How did people live when you had to put in some effort to see a woman naked Ancient Roman Graffiti posted:I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity! http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
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Decebal posted:Good enough for my ancestors, good enough for me ! i jacked it to the venus willendorf as part of my presentation for a western art class. got a C (for cum).
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We've reached the era where porn has been so widely accessible for so long that people can no longer get off to vanilla stuff and resort to all types of weird crap. Either that or humanity is just becoming more degenerate... Oh I miss the days of finding porn mags in the woods....
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Laurenz posted:We've reached the era where porn has been so widely accessible for so long that people can no longer get off to vanilla stuff and resort to all types of weird crap. People say this, but I still just watch normal porn and haven't "escalated" to weird stuff and I've been watching porn for like 17 years at this point. I don't even care for anal porn.
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OctoberBlues posted:This better be a joke If that quote of 65%was for "not mom/daughter" Porn, I'd believe it, but not 65% for extreme testicle closeups.
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WampaLord posted:People say this, but I still just watch normal porn and haven't "escalated" to weird stuff and I've been watching porn for like 17 years at this point. ![]()
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Laurenz posted:We've reached the era where porn has been so widely accessible for so long that people can no longer get off to vanilla stuff and resort to all types of weird crap. Tell us about you r weirdo porn
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VR porn is pretty cool it's like sexy ladies really want to touch me and you can get an android headset for easily 20 bucks now, plus there's tons of it free on the internet!
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Holy poo poo, it's proto GBS ![]()
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I think it must be that they peg their audience at self loathing losers, so everything has to be weird cuck poo poo or have some bizarre money/interview/sibling plot explaining how even this UGLY LOSER LIKE YOU can make a sex
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Wamdoodle posted:Holy poo poo, it's proto GBS Even better, Roman public toilets were just open air shitters lined up next to one another where people from all walks of life and both genders took huge dumps while chatting, making dumb jokes or continuing graffiti flame wars. Ye olde shitteposte.
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Pvt.Scott posted:Even better, Roman public toilets were just open air shitters lined up next to one another where people from all walks of life and both genders took huge dumps while chatting, making dumb jokes or continuing graffiti flame wars. Ye olde shitteposte. I get to use the poo poo sponge first! ![]() http://www.wondersandmarvels.com/2009/08/what-the-romans-used-for-toilet-paper.html
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Can we get the word filter for I'm gay changed to the "weep ye girl's" quote because drat.
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Decebal posted:Good enough for my ancestors, good enough for me ! how do we know those arent talismans to ward off fat chicks?
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LegoPirateNinja posted:how do we know those arent talismans to ward off fat chicks? Maybe a supranormal stimulus for sex starved neolithics ?
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The better theory on most of those Venus idols is that they were self-portraits done by pregnant women with time on their hands and no reflective surfaces. If you look at them from the top down, they're a pretty dead on view of what a pregnant chick in a cave would see. This also explains the general lack of head and face detail and the tapering legs, etc.
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Darth123123 posted:Tell us about you r weirdo porn its exactly like normal porn except made for weirdos
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dad gay. so what posted:they should make a porn with bigfoot and the loch ness monster Finally, a goon project that's got legs! Someone else, make the website!
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Moridin920 posted:i wouldn't mind so much if male pornstars weren't like 90% fat schlubby schlubs covered in hair there's a genre of porn that caters to this specific request that i think you'll absolutely love
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Blue Train posted:white people, op
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Pvt.Scott posted:The better theory on most of those Venus idols is that they were self-portraits done by pregnant women with time on their hands and no reflective surfaces. If you look at them from the top down, they're a pretty dead on view of what a pregnant chick in a cave would see. This also explains the general lack of head and face detail and the tapering legs, etc. ![]()
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hth posted:there's a genre of porn that caters to this specific request that i think you'll absolutely love what an av!
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Moon Atari posted:i aim to have the most empty quoted avatar of all time. Your welcome to it.
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Moon Atari posted:i aim to have the most empty quoted avatar of all time. I've empty quoted it before.
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