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Porn gets weirder every year because weird is the only thing that sells. Once one weird fetish gets so played out on tube sites that all but the biggest perverts can find enough of it for free, companies have to move onto the next bunch of perverts to keep the cash rolling in. I'm sure there's a few guys out there who are super addicted to gagging or interracial gangbangs or whatever and absolutely need and are willing to pay for new material, but that's not enough to keep a company afloat.
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:Porn gets weirder every year because weird is the only thing that sells. Once one weird fetish gets so played out on tube sites that all but the biggest perverts can find enough of it for free, companies have to move onto the next bunch of perverts to keep the cash rolling in. gagging is like a standard part of any "normal" porn now, it's like tease-pussy eat-GHDHHDJKHJSDHGH-missionary-doggy-cowgirl-money shot do u even watch porn? jeez
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I vote we commission a 2016 version of swap.avi to really.... mix thing up if you know what I mean Someone start a kickstarter. do they allow that for porn?
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Unfinish3d posted:I vote we commission a 2016 version of swap.avi to really.... mix thing up if you know what I mean
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I remember around the late 1990's people would make the news, well okay howard stern about setting a record for the most gang bangs. I remember one video store clerk showed me a vhs cover. I asked this nice korean man why he thought I wanted to see 500 dicks and one pussy? it struck me as kinda gay, I mean take away that pussy and you got what 500 dicks. It seems this stuff just goes in cycles parody was dead then it came back...oh gently caress just have dark priest give his commentary on this poo poo....oh wait we cant because as soon as kevin the pornographer shows up the poo poo posters have to come virtue signal how awful porn is. I wonder if I could team up with SA and make a SA cam site.
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max4me posted:I wonder if I could team up with SA and make a SA cam site.
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RedMage129 posted:Why in God's name would you not be taking care of your search history? That's porn watching fundamentals. Meh... "Dolcett" looks pretty inconspicuous in the search history. Won't raise any eyebrows, I think.
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Not going to search whatever the gently caress that is and you can't make me Nope.
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it's like you go to redtube every day,no biggie, just ONCe you check out the shemale category because it's cool to have a dick and prob cool to have tits too and who never is curious about mixing up two good things? and now boom! every time you go there it's all shemale this and shemale that every ad and "suggested video" is like "CHECK OUT THE HUGE COCK ON THIS LADY! Do YOU want to be hosed by a tranny? HORNY SHEMALES GET DICKED DOWN CLICK HERE" even lil cartoons of chicks strokin their big donger
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Gatekeeper posted:it's like you go to redtube every day,no biggie, just ONCe you check out the shemale category because it's cool to have a dick and prob cool to have tits too and who never is curious about mixing up two good things? and now boom! every time you go there it's all shemale this and shemale that every ad and "suggested video" is like "CHECK OUT THE HUGE COCK ON THIS LADY! Do YOU want to be hosed by a tranny? HORNY SHEMALES GET DICKED DOWN CLICK HERE" even lil cartoons of chicks strokin their big donger drinking on the other hand never stop, not even once
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8 track betamax posted:here is an idea: stop watching this disgusting filth you animals just leave me alone, dad
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The people in xhamster vids keep getting more and more hideous. Par for the course is now a fat ugly old dude loving a fat ugly grandma. What the gently caress. Give me back my unrealistic body ideals plz.
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is there such a thing as potato porn? i dont think there is. no potato jokes and no potato porn
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JiveHonky posted:is there such a thing as potato porn? i dont think there is. no potato jokes and no potato porn The potato could serve several sexual purposes, so I find it hard to believe no one has taken advantage of that.
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Nathilus posted:The people in xhamster vids keep getting more and more hideous. Par for the course is now a fat ugly old dude loving a fat ugly grandma. What the gently caress. Give me back my unrealistic body ideals plz. maybe you should stop fatshaming then ![]()
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Decebal posted:Thank god for that lady porn where people kiss and have sex in a relatively normal and loving manner. Where? How?
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numberoneposter posted:dickstarter.com ground floor here If there's not a porno crowdfunding site called fluffer, then that's a real missed opo.
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OctoberBlues posted:The potato could serve several sexual purposes, so I find it hard to believe no one has taken advantage of that. then how come nobody ever used your potato for sex? ![]()
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JiveHonky posted:then how come nobody ever used your potato for sex? I dunno, but I ask myself that a lot
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Someone please make porn videos of women masturbating, but with no close-ups. None whatsoever. Thanks.
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dickgirls too, man. every cock is two feet long now, minimum. ruins my immersion
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Wamdoodle posted:Holy poo poo, it's proto GBS And it all got gassed.
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JiveHonky posted:then how come nobody ever used your potato for sex? OctoberBlues posted:I dunno, but I ask myself that a lot When are you two idiots going to stop trying to make that stupid potato into a meme in every thread?
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generative grammer posted:Vintage gay porn intros/build-ups used to be my favorite youtube video genre before the best ones got pulled off several years ago even though all nudity and loving was cut off cool its GBS: The Movie
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and whats the deal with all the squirting?
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Cocksmith posted:and whats the deal with all the squirting? it's pee
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Pawn 17 posted:it's pee no poo poo
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Pawn 17 posted:When are you two idiots going to stop trying to make that stupid potato into a meme in every thread? dont blame me! i dont post patato pictures!
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Blue Train posted:white people, op Bingo Just watch latina and black girl porn, op, they usually dont interview them and ask them about their dads and all that other poo poo white dudes are into for some reason
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numberoneposter posted:dickstarter.com ground floor here I legitimately think you are onto something, you should see if that name isn't already trademarked because wow it owns
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Cocksmith posted:no poo poo well I learned from porn that girls pee when they are excited
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Does anyone know what the first porn film ever was? I'm talking about FILM, no pictures.
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Flesh Forge posted:I legitimately think you are onto something, you should see if that name isn't already trademarked because wow it owns I want in on this exciting project.
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Laurenz posted:Does anyone know what the first porn film ever was? Girth of A Nation
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poo poo Theophilus is a fukkin party animal
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Laurenz posted:Does anyone know what the first porn film ever was? Fred Ott's Skeeze
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JiveHonky posted:Girth of A Nation the jizz slinger
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JiveHonky posted:Girth of A Nation the jizz slinger
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Roundhay Hardon Scene
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Laurenz posted:Does anyone know what the first porn film ever was? I've probably seen this on the internet just by googling oldest porn film; it was a late 19th/early 20th century silent reel of heterosexual lovemaking in the missionary position for 20 seconds probably was the oldest extant film but whatevs
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