8 track betamax posted:here is an idea: stop watching this disgusting filth you animals I never knew we would agree on anything!!
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Aug 30, 2016 07:11
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I don't actually watch much porn if you can believe that so I really don't get this thread.
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Aug 30, 2016 07:14
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8 track betamax posted:here is an idea: stop watching this disgusting filth you animals can i keep my bang bros acct at least ???
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Aug 30, 2016 07:19
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Replace all incest porn with college tutor porn. The upside is that you watch it enough times you will learn how to write linear algebra proofs, or porn that acts out Cliffnotes versions of required reading for classes. Actually, I take the latter back. That sounds more like an anime series built around people studying literature and history by making erotic productions of it.
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Aug 30, 2016 07:30
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Problem with this trend for me is I'm getting more and more bored because what I've been missing isn't more close-ups of penetration, extreme gagging, incest poo poo or cvcking. My true desire is watching an actual porn movie - that is, a movie with an actual story, decent-good acting, and copious amounts of loving. If there's no reason for what's going on to be going on, I start to lose interest no matter how hardcore the action is. I've browsed Mr. Skin to find movies with explicit scenes, but they often only have one or two fairly short sequences and I end up having to watch two hours of pretentious sub-par French cinema just to get my rocks off. Obviously this "fetish" is very hard to accomodate because serious actors usually aren't interested in hardcore loving scenes, and porn actors usually aren't very good at real acting. I have tried simply reading erotic novels and watching porn simultaneously to try and create some semblance of what I'm looking for, but obviously this almost invariably turns out to be a clusterfuck (lol). quote:Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place  That's a sweet, understanding homeowner.
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Aug 30, 2016 07:30
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I was just talking to a friend about how ridiculous porta-potty gloryhole porn is. Who the gently caress is getting off on that, specifically? 
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Aug 30, 2016 07:31
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Also, why the gently caress can't porn just be like "here's a hot cougar getting banged" or "here's a cute girl in her early 20s getting banged"? It's gotta be some weird incest poo poo. I like cougars and I like cute, young girls. I just don't like to pretend that they're my family members.
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Aug 30, 2016 07:34
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I've not had cable long enough to notice, but is Skinemax still a thing or are they just normal fare now?
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Aug 30, 2016 07:34
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JediTalentAgent posted:Actually, I take the latter back. That sounds more like an anime series built around people studying literature and history by making erotic productions of it. i bought some college professor's erotic interpretation of plato that was apparently required reading for some goon's philosophy class and brother let me tell you it was not pretty
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Aug 30, 2016 07:45
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FIRST TIME posted:I was just talking to a friend about how ridiculous porta-potty gloryhole porn is. randy construction workers
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Aug 30, 2016 08:03
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can we predict the next big thing in porn? I say it's candid drone videos of people loving in their bedrooms
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Aug 30, 2016 08:12
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Zorodius posted:can we predict the next big thing in porn? Interactive porn as a recognized therapy service. A performer will interact with you via TV, Tablet or monitor on a 1:1 basis and will bill your insurance company, or you can go private pay if you need/want. Best of all, it's all private thanks to HIPAA.
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Aug 30, 2016 08:25
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That's not what the porn sites are like for me, for me it seems like the porno sites are nothing but 'Older woman teaches teen how to suck/take a dick' and videos about big asses.
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Aug 30, 2016 08:34
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JediTalentAgent posted:Interactive porn as a recognized therapy service. Medicaid-sponsored camwhores for all.
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Aug 30, 2016 08:42
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Never understood why some guys get so hot and bothered by muff. It's funny looking hair that covers the actual things you would want.
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Aug 30, 2016 08:50
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KomodoWagon posted:Medicaid-sponsored camwhores for all. Then you have to go to whatever provider is taking new clients. You end up getting stuck with a person who has a keen insight into your emotional, social and sexual problems, but they can't role play for poo poo.
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Aug 30, 2016 09:07
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Also more fitness babes, women who work out but aren't a juicing monstrosity . Maybe women who work out and get toned bodies all look down on doing porn, I guess? I hear most fit women are usually rich people, so fast money may not be an incentive.
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Aug 30, 2016 09:11
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Zorodius posted:which is supposed to be the appeal of incest porn?: C) "I don't actually have a sister but drat if I had one we would totally be doing it"
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Aug 30, 2016 09:27
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ikanreed posted:Where? How? x-art or some poo poo like that. No gagging , name calling or degrading rough stuff. Cute chicks too
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Aug 30, 2016 10:28
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generative grammer posted:C) "I don't actually have a sister but drat if I had one we would totally be doing it" That's what everyone who doesn't have a sister thinks.
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Aug 30, 2016 11:04
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VendaGoat posted:I'm glad to see you have become accepting of the "status quo" There's no point in fighting it anymore Venda, even the fake Toilet Shoes down there could tell you that.  
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Aug 30, 2016 13:20
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:spudsy:
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Aug 30, 2016 13:32
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JediTalentAgent posted:I've not had cable long enough to notice, but is Skinemax still a thing or are they just normal fare now? yeah they still got nudie films, but they're mostly just regular porn recut so there's no penetration shots
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Aug 30, 2016 13:51
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The Bananana posted::spudsy: Maybe if it was $10 instead of galldang $30 I would make the :spudsy: dream come true. I know JiveHonky would like it.
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Aug 30, 2016 13:54
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I love when the guy is so overcome with lust, his speech is like a high, whiney breathy sound and he's just saying a lot of stupid poo poo in random sentences. And the chick is all  on camera.
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Aug 30, 2016 13:57
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Wicker Man posted:I love when the guy is so overcome with lust, his speech is like a high, whiney breathy sound and he's just saying a lot of stupid poo poo in random sentences. gAY
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Aug 30, 2016 14:04
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 http://imgur.com/izpEZVg
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Aug 30, 2016 14:08
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OctoberBlues posted:Maybe if it was $10 instead of galldang $30 I would make the :spudsy: dream come true. I know JiveHonky would like it. Wtf man. How the hell else are we gonna keep the lights on just a bit longer if you don't open your wallet? 
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Aug 30, 2016 14:16
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Porn's here to stay I think.
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Aug 30, 2016 14:20
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William F Cuckley posted:yeah they still got nudie films, but they're mostly just regular porn recut so there's no penetration shots That's loving lame.
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Aug 30, 2016 14:28
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Lucky Guy posted:I want to make a porno where the guys are completely cropped out with green screening except for their dongs. just a chick and 7 floating disembodied boners, probably in outer space i swear I saw something like this, it was called "the man who wasn't there" I think and it was this cleverly poo poo/cropped thing where you'd only ever see the dilz, never the man attached, and times when you absolutely should have been able to see some part of the man there was nuttin' at all, just a meg foster lookin broad enjoying a disembodied dilz Six more floaterdicks would have been way cooler too, and space. I like that super white airy clean n' fresh lookin sets they all use now but space would be muuuuhch cooler
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Aug 30, 2016 14:30
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The Dennis System posted:Also, incest porn has been around for a long time. I remember that guy on Love Line talking about an incest porn called Taboo 2 like 20 years ago. Cocksmith posted:NOT his sister lmao that theme song https://youtu.be/z_9peBUo8VM
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Aug 30, 2016 14:34
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OctoberBlues posted:Maybe if it was $10 instead of galldang $30 I would make the :spudsy: dream come true. I know JiveHonky would like it. stop trying to make spud happen, it's not going to happen
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Aug 30, 2016 14:35
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Gaunab posted:stop trying to make spud happen, it's not going to happen But it's already happened... in my heart.
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Aug 30, 2016 14:37
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drat taboo 2 is like forty five years old jfc it shall soon pass into myth and legend Now we just get lovely pov "teachin my (step)sister how to give beejs" things and not fuckin incest art like taboo 2
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Aug 30, 2016 14:37
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"mom is feeling distant from dad so her masseuse brings mom to an orgy so mom decides to bang her son who decides to bang his sister who decides to bang her dad who decides he loves mom again and family is saved also Ron Jeremy is there" is something that could never happen on this lovely internet today
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Aug 30, 2016 14:39
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Gatekeeper posted:drat taboo 2 is like forty five years old jfc it shall soon pass into myth and legend *bass slap*
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Aug 30, 2016 14:40
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Taboo 2 is problematic af now that I think about it
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Aug 30, 2016 14:42
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Decebal posted:x-art or some poo poo like that. No gagging , name calling or degrading rough stuff. Cute chicks too Sweet. So tired of degradation.
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Aug 30, 2016 14:46
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I like looking at buttholes. e: not gay
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