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GreatGreen posted:A woman passionately moans and arches her back in ecstasy, running her fingers through her own hair with one hand and gently reaches for the safety and strength of the back of her lover's neck with the other as all her curves bounce and shake in steady, seductive rhythm.
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GreatGreen posted:A woman passionately moans and arches her back in ecstasy, running her fingers through her own hair with one hand and gently reaches for the safety and strength of the back of her lover's neck with the other as all her curves bounce and shake in steady, seductive rhythm. This right here is why I prefer lesbian porn. E: VVV ![]() WampaLord fucked around with this message at 20:26 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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WampaLord posted:This right here is why I prefer lesbian porn. Yeah probably 90% of the time
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I swear they always make the angles in straight porn as terrible as they can. I don't wanna see some dude's hairy rear end crack, I'll stick to lesbian thanks
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you're supposed to imagine that it's YOUR hairy rear end crack
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I gots no rear end. ![]()
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hehe, that's a good smiley
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I was gonna say "I just heard somewhere that as weird as it sounds, people overwhelmingly prefer seeing a close up of the guys puckered bumhole as he furiously nails some junkie to a mattress" but now that I think about it the "somewhere" was almost certainly this thread
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how come she's gotta be a junkie
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MEATHOLES is forever! They make bitches cum! They got no choice. Respect the cock motherfuckers. God Bless.
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Moridin920 posted:how come she's gotta be a junkie to truly appreciate heaven u gotta live thru hell
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Gatekeeper posted:to truly appreciate heaven u gotta live thru hell as the great blind tuvan throat singer Paul Pena said "You know you got to go through hell, Before you get to heaven, Big ol' jet airliner, Don't carry me too far away, Oh, oh big ol' jet airliner, Cause it's here that I've got to stay" And it continues in that fashion until he starts singing like popeye
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Flesh Forge posted:
There was already a company that tried this and flamed out. IIRC the only successful projects were anime-related and 3D printed butt plugs.
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Why did the trend of having the guy/guys cum on plates, cups, etc start? I remember seeing it years ago and apparently it is still around? Because ![]()
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Decrepus posted:Why did the trend of having the guy/guys cum on plates, cups, etc start? I remember seeing it years ago and apparently it is still around? Because Wut are u watching? That's gay.
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Decrepus posted:Why did the trend of having the guy/guys cum on plates, cups, etc start? I remember seeing it years ago and apparently it is still around? Because The ones where the girls do santorum shooters after a good anal pounding are always classy.
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WampaLord posted:This right here is why I prefer lesbian porn. The inverse: camera keeps panning up to the woman's face and every time it does, she notices and tries to mug the camera with a really fake desultory expression.
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It's me, I'm the guy who asked to make ladies rimming dudes a standard in contemporary pornographs
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Decrepus posted:Why did the trend of having the guy/guys cum on plates, cups, etc start? I remember seeing it years ago and apparently it is still around? Because it has since evolved into cumming on figures, like garden gnomes, lawn flamingos, etc
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red19fire posted:There was already a company that tried this and flamed out. IIRC the only successful projects were anime-related and 3D printed butt plugs. awwww
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:MEATHOLES is forever! They make bitches cum! They got no choice. Respect the cock motherfuckers. God Bless. PYF Things You Heard in Line Waiting for Methadone
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Leroy Dennui posted:I just read a Tijuana bible where Wimpy watches a post-boob job Olive Oyl masturbate and then steps into her room and fucks her. Popeye ends up catching them in the act only to whip out his massive penis and join them, ending the story with Wimpy doing anal on him while Popeye's schlong ends up going through Olive Oyl's mouth all the way from her vagina. Well blow me down!
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Germstore posted:I for one have fully embraced Idaho Spud. He gazed up at the enormous spud. Four years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark eyes. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two tater-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved The Idaho Spud.
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do they still do the "girl blowing a two foot long dildo while the camera guy makes cumsounds and pretends it's his dick and then finally they hose the girl down with a gallon of tzatsiki sauce"? that was good imo and should have evolved further until the dildo was so enormous the girls had to unhook their jaws like snakes just to get the tip in their mouth and then they get waterboarded with a bathtubs worth of yoghurt
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I am Toni Lippi posted:Oh yeah thanks for reminding me to watch some porn today. I almost forgot to.
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red19fire posted:There was already a company that tried this and flamed out. IIRC the only successful projects were anime-related and 3D printed butt plugs. It was called Offbeatr; The F+ had an episode about it.
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Gatekeeper posted:do they still do the "girl blowing a two foot long dildo while the camera guy makes cumsounds and pretends it's his dick and then finally they hose the girl down with a gallon of tzatsiki sauce"? that was good imo and should have evolved further until the dildo was so enormous the girls had to unhook their jaws like snakes just to get the tip in their mouth and then they get waterboarded with a bathtubs worth of yoghurt theyve probably stepped it up since then
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the fake penis porn in funny in how emasculating it has to be for the male performer
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I only watch chinese cartoon porn so I never even noticed.
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8 track betamax posted:here is an idea: stop watching this disgusting filth --->
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I like my girls like I like my music: Traps
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KomodoWagon posted:My true desire is watching an actual porn movie - that is, a movie with an actual story, decent-good acting, and copious amounts of loving. If there's no reason for what's going on to be going on, I start to lose interest no matter how hardcore the action is. I've browsed Mr. Skin to find movies with explicit scenes, but they often only have one or two fairly short sequences and I end up having to watch two hours of pretentious sub-par French cinema just to get my rocks off. You got a near miss here. What you're looking for is Spanish Cinema. Not as pretentious, but they still gently caress.
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Sham bam bamina! posted:And furry poo poo. Ha, that's right. If you think Kickstarter has a problem with charlatans taking fools' money and disappearing, have I got a website for you!
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Gobblecoque posted:I like my girls like I like my music:
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red19fire posted:Ha, that's right. I imagine it's difficult to put together a class action lawsuit of defrauded horse dildo enthusiasts.
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red19fire posted:Ha, that's right. gofundme.com?
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P-Mack posted:I imagine it's difficult to put together a class action lawsuit of defrauded horse dildo enthusiasts. lol you said "hard"
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Pvt.Scott posted:gofundme.com?
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I want porn where the guy is an older gentleman who cant get it up as easy as he used to anymore and the woman is being really supportive and so she brings in another dude and they have sex and then he gets a boner so she starts loving him and he cums so hard he has a heart attack and the video ends with him waking up in the hospital with the woman kissing him on the forehead and telling him she loves him
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A Stupid Baby posted:I want porn where the guy is an older gentleman who cant get it up as easy as he used to anymore and the woman is being really supportive and so she brings in another dude and they have sex and then he gets a boner so she starts loving him and he cums so hard he has a heart attack and the video ends with him waking up in the hospital with the woman kissing him on the forehead and telling him she loves him romance + cuckoldry
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