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do u know jenny: Dec 24, 2007; by Lowtax

I don't understand how buffoons that keep saying the twitter is fake dont see that it has tweets from long before goons found his kickstarter

# ? Sep 16, 2016 19:22

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# ? Oct 28, 2020 11:32

Chomp8645: Sep 1, 2006; Vvardenfell awaits.

It was taken over by the Black Lady Hacker, a well known goon.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 19:23

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004; Yeah, but you scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

cuck cuck im gay posted:

I don't understand how buffoons that keep saying the twitter is fake dont see that it has tweets from long before goons found his kickstarter

things on the internet can be hacked hth

# ? Sep 16, 2016 19:24

Explosive Tampons: Jul 9, 2014; I paid money for this.

BigBadSteve posted:

a certain 'SS' forum (not the Nazi kind)

I'm pretty sure that it actually is, in fact, a forum of the Nazi kind.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:28

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

Why are you honkies so obsessed with this racist alabama hotdog vendor? It's weird as gently caress.

because it's funny af you square

# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:46

Disgusting Coward: Feb 17, 2014

I especially liked when the alpha male captain of industry jizzmoppers on SomethingSensitive kept giving Doobie REALTALK MAN-TO-MAN ADVICE and praising him as at least doing something unlike those loving goons and then it turned out that a guy who begged on the Internet for money for a bad business idea may not actually be the Randian superman that they hoped he'd be.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:48

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

Falun Bong Refugee posted:

You guys still talking about hot dogs you fat losers?

I'm just kidding. I don't care and won't read anything after this.

god drat it

you're so fuckin contrary for no reason

dick

# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:53

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

That Robot posted:

god drat it

you're so fuckin contrary for no reason

dick

The hot dog guy's not funny anymore, sorry Robot.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 23:55

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

a hole-y ghost posted:

The hot dog guy's not funny anymore, sorry Robot.

lies upon lies

testing my patience

# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:10

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Disgusting Coward posted:

I especially liked when the alpha male captain of industry jizzmoppers on SomethingSensitive kept giving Doobie REALTALK MAN-TO-MAN ADVICE and praising him as at least doing something unlike those loving goons and then it turned out that a guy who begged on the Internet for money for a bad business idea may not actually be the Randian superman that they hoped he'd be.

Actually even they got sick of Doobie in relatively... short order

annnnnnnnnd when someone suggested Reform might not be the best place to start hogdogempire.sav

quote:

Thats why it's here.. everybody wants to eat out.. Theres 4 places to eat here in town. even tho there business is booming every day, people are tired of the same ol stuff every day.. There begging me to get this dog house open.. I had 6 people yesterday asking about it.. there asking city hall if im going to open by a certain date, there stopping my wife in the stores and asking.. Reform is the perfect place..Plus Reform will be the only place to eat between Tuscaloosa and columbus,Ms when the 4 land is complete..Which means 10 thousand cars traveling by my restaurant every day and night.. Location, Location, Location...It's perfect

That whole thread is actually a pretty hilarious read.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:19

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:24

Ka0: Sep 16, 2002; AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE

Doobie's Deli has a certain ring to it.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:33

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Chomp8645 posted:

Seriously star war betamax getting called out by name in an online auto-rap by an Alabama ersatz hotdog man is one of the comedic high points of this forum's entire history.

The best part is star war betamax didn't even have much to do with the whole saga. They just called him out for some particular reason not even he could figure out.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 00:47

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Male Tears posted:

What did the OP tweet say? I can't view it.

Doobie has deleted it. (A disturbing recent habit of his.)

Anyone get a copy?

Document the Doob.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 03:03

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [A]sk me about OS/2 WARP

post it on doobieleaks

# ? Sep 17, 2016 03:07

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

BigBadSteve posted:

Doobie has deleted it. (A disturbing recent habit of his.)

Anyone get a copy?

Document the Doob.

It said he's inviting you, Big Bad Steve, to have sex with his wife while he watches.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 03:12

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

KennyLoggins posted:

doobie melt the cheese

this is a lawyer

god bless

sent from windows mail�

Everyone always talks about the unmelted cheese or the diarrhea chili but drat that wood vaneer job gets me every time. Seriously, wtf is going on with that table

OMG I just realized I have the same plates as doobs

# ? Sep 17, 2016 03:41

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

WhyteRyce posted:

Everyone always talks about the unmelted cheese or the diarrhea chili but drat that wood vaneer job gets me every time. Seriously, wtf is going on with that table

OMG I just realized I have the same plates as doobs

That's because Doobie did not personally put that table together.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 03:46

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; ~*Suck My Balls*~; Fun Shoe

THE SOUTH WILL FRIES AGAIN!!!!!!!!

# ? Sep 17, 2016 03:47

scuba school sucks: Aug 30, 2012; The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Red Fructidor posted:

Musta heard that frogs are racist again

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:01

ozza: Oct 23, 2008

To all those who doubt the dogman: let this electrified performance be the soundtrack to your tears https://vimeo.com/75742728

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:02

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004; Yeah, but you scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

Chinatown posted:

THE SOUTH WILL FRIES AGAIN!!!!!!!!

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:13

Tato: Jun 19, 2001; DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

They say that once a year in Reform, when the moon is full and blood red, the lights turn back on in the abandoned shack across from the Subway and the smell of hamburger steak wafts through the town

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:24

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; ~*Suck My Balls*~; Fun Shoe

i can see the rising moon from my window

it was full tonight. no joke.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:28

a bone to pick: Sep 14, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

this thread:

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:38

Taima: Dec 31, 2006

WhyteRyce posted:

Everyone always talks about the unmelted cheese or the diarrhea chili but drat that wood vaneer job gets me every time. Seriously, wtf is going on with that table

OMG I just realized I have the same plates as doobs

Could you elaborate? That looks like a pretty common low-quality wood table... what's wrong with it besides being kind of crappy?

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:44

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970; how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.

Chomp8645 posted:

No that's Sean Murray.

Doobie is the Prince of Fries!!!

# ? Sep 17, 2016 04:50

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

Taima posted:

Could you elaborate? That looks like a pretty common low-quality wood table... what's wrong with it besides being kind of crappy?

You've got like 5 pieces of veneer all different sizes all going in different directions. It's like MC Escher meets Granny's estate sale.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 05:07

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970; how can i listen to my pirated albums? oh wait.

Its a round table with a curved boarder piece and a bunch of triangle shaped pieces that form the center of the circle. A fine table, probably not made by doob.

# ? Sep 17, 2016 05:14

Gridlocked: Aug 2, 2014; MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves