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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Prorat posted:

Haha none of this is reality.

but enough about your love life

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Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


whoflungpoop posted:

but enough about your love life

Schwing!

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!


Moon Atari posted:

Trump strategy all along seems to be to establish cred with the fringe right, simultaneously destroying all credibility with the majority, including mainstream republicans. I know people on both sides of politics want to believe that Trump is actually a master strategist playing the public like a fiddle, but its becoming very apparent he really is just an idiot. People kept saying that once he won the primary he would start appealing to the majority, instead he failed to even visit swing states, has fired multiple campaign managers, following a series of ludicrous blunders he is solely responsible for. Much like his business 'success' his political career is nothing but hot air.

The real humour will come at the end. So far he has drawn enough attention to his finances to assume that his wealth is almost entirely an illusion made up of conning a small group of investors into massive debt through the power of his brand. His campaign will destroy that brand while simultaneously draining his finances severely, leaving him relegated to reality tv and conspiracy radio, still a millionaire but massively reduced such that people no longer confuse his self-importance with actual importance.

The mainstream republicans you're talking about are the real smoke and mirrors. The party spent so much time and effort tricking people into working against their own self interest that they have absolutely 0 credibility with anyone outside the super wealthy. They still control the airwaves, but they don't have the votes anymore. The total ubiquity of the internet has hosed their whole playbook to hell. That's why the Democrats are the new party of the wealthy. They still have credibility to sell. The still have the useful idiots who will eat their scraps and excuse all their most disgusting behavior as no big deal. I'm sick of their poo poo. I'd rather elect a two-bit con artist than a two-thousand-bit con artist, and I will take the possibility of something good happening over the absolute certainty of nothing good happening.

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000


Bring back Al Gore, his presentation slides were second to none.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


lol the TV just said that trump said obama was born in america but that he "started a new conspiracy theory that it was actually hillary who started the Birther movement?!?!?!?!?! " can you believe this guy!!!?

and hillary "shot back" with some lameass retort that they made seem like a sick burn. The corporate media being 10000000% in the bag for clinton should make any sensible person want to vote against her.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


I have a feeling in a few decades we'll be picking between the CEO of Disney and the CEO of Google for our next potus

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000


canpakes posted:

lol the TV just said that trump said obama was born in america but that he "started a new conspiracy theory that it was actually hillary who started the Birther movement?!?!?!?!?! " can you believe this guy!!!?

and hillary "shot back" with some lameass retort that they made seem like a sick burn. The corporate media being 10000000% in the bag for clinton should make any sensible person want to vote against her.

She can't compare to super male vitality or a colloidal silver colonic. If you request to have the tube inserted into your anus it isn't gay.

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


Garcin posted:

She can't compare to super male vitality or a colloidal silver colonic. If you request to have the tube inserted into your anus it isn't gay.

cucky pizzone

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000


canpakes posted:

cucky pizzone

No shame in encouraging anal penetration from any/all races. I respect that movement.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004



BORN TO VIBE
WORLD IS A VEIL
Heal Em All 2020
I am ego death
410,757,864,530 ORBS OF LIGHT



Biscuit Hider

Now that I'm voting trump I'm a radical conservative, in that we need to be bounced back to hunter gatherer days and start over from there.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


Garcin posted:

It's brilliant. Bush Sr was an incredible President and George W was just echoing the sentiments of the time. Kinda killed a lot of innocent sand people/children in the process tho.

im not sure we can be friends if you're a big fan of the man who killed kennedy

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000


extra stout posted:

im not sure we can be friends if you're a big fan of the man who killed kennedy
it's really strange, and not something i am proud of to want to watch the incredible neck and shoulders of megyn kelly. Yes, her brain goes from right to left and left to right and up to down and wow those neurons and synapses are incredible. but i digress to the shoulders.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009


Check out Hillary going Max Headroom at the Greensboro rally

http://ytcropper.com/cropped/eX57dbb42219932

She dead as Tupac; she Hologram as dead as Tupac hologram

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR


Garcin posted:

it's really strange, and not something i am proud of to want to watch the incredible neck and shoulders of megyn kelly. Yes, her brain goes from right to left and left to right and up to down and wow those neurons and synapses are incredible. but i digress to the shoulders.

i just j/o'd to you're post

Garcin
Jun 15, 2000


extra stout posted:

i just j/o'd to you're post
happy to tease your taint

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot





do you hear the people sing?
singing the song of angry men
it is the music of a people
who will not be cucked again

when the beating of your heart
echoes the beating of your meat
there is a life about to start
when this jerkwad cums

dookifex_maximus fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Sep 17, 2016

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Spit it out, Georgy. Staging a coup here.


John Denver Hoxha posted:

lmao nothing is real and Trump's ad has French flags on it

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/776909130242068480

Things turn out great for the revolutionaries in that musical.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.

Why We Won't Be Featuring Clips from Jimmy Fallon Again Until After the Election

quote:

All jokes and Twitter reactions aside, and though we know it means very little in the grand scheme of things, we’re not OK with this. Trump has appeared before, but this is different. It’s less than eight weeks until the election, and Jimmy Fallon — the King of Late Night — has given a man who wants to ban Muslims from this country, who wants to build a wall to keep out Mexicans, and a man with a lengthy history of sexism, racism, and hate an opportunity to humanize himself, to normalize his bigotry in a mainstream setting.

That may not feel like a big deal to some of you, but to people who oppose the bigotry and hate that Donald Trump represents, it feels like a stab in the back. As TK writes, “I’m sorry, I get that his show isn’t exactly a news show, but goddamnit at some point the networks have to take a stand against oblivion. Trump isn’t just some other candidate with a few crazy ideas. He’s literally the potentially worst thing that could ever happen to this country. It’s time people stopped joking around with him.”

Consequently, at least until the election passes — or Jimmy Fallon owns up to this mistake and apologizes — we’re going to protest in the only way we know how: By refusing to feature any more of Jimmy Fallon’s videos. Reasonable people whose job is not to cover this election have an obligation, in our minds, to speak out against what Donald Trump represents — as NBC did when it fired him from The Apprentice for referring to Mexican immigrants as rapists — and Fallon not only refused to do so, he aligned himself with Trump by treating him like any other guest.

Donald Trump is not any other guest. Donald Trump is a threat to the lives and well being of millions of people not only in this country, but around the world. By normalizing the beliefs of a bigot, Jimmy Fallon has aided Donald Trump’s ability to carry out those threats.

For now, at least, Jimmy Fallon is dead to us.

http://www.pajiba.com/web_culture/w...he-election.php

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


Frosted Flake posted:

Why We Won't Be Featuring Clips from Jimmy Fallon Again Until After the Election


http://www.pajiba.com/web_culture/w...he-election.php

i love how even the concept of trump can drive a certain type of person into hysterical fits

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


Majorian posted:

Things turn out great for the revolutionaries in that musical.

You mean how they are violently assaulted by mindless supporters of the status quo while the movement at large succeeds in deposing the "rightful" monarch and re-establishing the french republic?

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

i love how even the concept of trump can drive a certain type of person into hysterical fits
Trigger Warning: MAGA

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Majorian posted:

Things turn out great for the revolutionaries in that musical.

Hillary, not to be outdone, came out to a song by a guy who died of pneumonia.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


Majorian posted:

Things turn out great for the revolutionaries in that musical.

You might mean this?

1836 french pamphlet posted:

A republican is virtue, perseverance; is devotion personified...[he] is Leonidas dying at Thermopylae, at the head of his 300 Spartans; he is also the 72 heroes who defended during 48 hours the approaches of the Cloître Saint-Merry from 60,000 men and who… threw themselves onto bayonets to obtain a glorious death

yeah republicans own bones no doubt about it

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005







If this election has shown me anything, it's that Hillary Clinton is bad and I don't care for her one tiny little bit!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Spit it out, Georgy. Staging a coup here.


reallivedinosaur posted:

You mean how they are violently assaulted by mindless supporters of the status quo while the movement at large succeeds in deposing the "rightful" monarch and re-establishing the french republic?



ah, but i wasn't speaking in a historical sense - just within the scope of the musical. those that exist in the scope of the musical get slaughtered.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997

by Lowtax


jimmy fallon is a mess!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


Hillary watches Trump pull a cart off of a pinned man and wonders how a man of his age can be so strong.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




Lastgirl posted:

omg lord of pie hi~

do you still have that list that the sanderistas used

Hi!

There was one big album of stuff that I thought I had but I can't find it right now. Here's a few other ones though:

Random dump album
smilies
those photoshop phriday posters

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3





Moon Atari posted:

instead he failed to even visit swing states,

He was in florida yesterday and michigan the day before that

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


hillary is such an inveterate liar that id like to see some corroborating evidence that she is a woman, if she claimed it

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

hillary is such an inveterate liar that id like to see some corroborating evidence that she is a woman, if she claimed it

so in other words you want to see hillary's cooter?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


a bone to pick posted:

so in other words you want to see hillary's cooter?

lol well played friend

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007



Archer666
Dec 27, 2008



Whoever wins, they better legalize cocaine because we're going to be needing a lot of it.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


hillary a coward don't even smoke crack

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD



is he giving away 1000 dollars to the first 1000 who share too?

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

you can call
but I seldom answer after all





Frosted Flake posted:

Why We Won't Be Featuring Clips from Jimmy Fallon Again Until After the Election


http://www.pajiba.com/web_culture/w...he-election.php

Oh darn some nothing website is going to stop linking to jimmy fallon videos, that'll teach him

Also

quote:

Jimmy Fallon — the King of Late Night

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

As a religion, bilingualism is the god that failed. It has led to no fairness, produced no unity, and cost Canadian taxpayers untold millions.

Code Jockey posted:

Oh darn some nothing website is going to stop linking to jimmy fallon videos, that'll teach him

They're super serious!

No One Is More Furious with Donald Trump Right Now than the Fed-Up Press

quote:

There have been so many moments during this campaign that we thought might reflect a turning point in the way that Donald Trump is covered that I’m reluctant to believe that this one thing is going to be the decisive moment, but I can tell you this: Right now, the press is furious.

This morning, Donald Trump — surrounded by military figures and standing in front of his new hotel to ensure that it is heavily promoted — quickly announced that he now believes that President Obama was born in the United States.

“President Barack Obama was born in the United States, period. Now, we all want to get back to making America strong and great again. Hillary Clinton and her campaign of 2008 started the birther controversy. I finished it.”

Hillary Clinton did not start the lie, although some of her supporters during the 2008 campaign did make a few insinuations, insinuations that Hillary Clinton never validated or legitimized.

The press thankfully is calling out Donald Trump on that lie.

But here’s the thing: Trump didn’t end the debate. He didn’t apologize. He didn’t put anything to rest.

He also screwed over a lot of reporters and tried to use this course reversal as a means to promote his new hotel. He refused to allow follow-up questions. He got the image of his new hotel in the picture, and he split.

The press is not having it.

Trump tried to use this “campaign event” to promote his hotel. Once he gained the free promotion he wanted, he quickly made his blunt statement and got the hell out of dodge.

Where it concerns his hotel, the press basically told Donald Trump to go gently caress himself.

This may actually honest-to-God represent a turn in the way that Trump is covered.

The reports about the statement have reflected that hostility.

Maybe the media has finally come to its senses. Maybe the media will stop covering Donald Trump like a celebrity, and start covering him like a presidential candidate, and requiring of him what is required of a presidential candidate.

He didn’t make any friends today, that’s for drat sure.
http://www.pajiba.com/politics/no-o...n-the-press.php

The weird disjointed writing is because the article is full of embedded tweets like this:

https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/776807418802036739

https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/776808477222068226

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo


John Denver Hoxha posted:

lmao nothing is real and Trump's ad has French flags on it

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/776909130242068480

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skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx


Frosted Flake posted:

They're super serious!

No One Is More Furious with Donald Trump Right Now than the Fed-Up Press

http://www.pajiba.com/politics/no-o...n-the-press.php

The weird disjointed writing is because the article is full of embedded tweets like this:

https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/776807418802036739

https://twitter.com/jonfavs/status/776808477222068226

It's possible that pajiba dot com is just one of a thousand liberal outrage porn clickbait rags and not actually worth your concern

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