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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


8-Bit Scholar posted:

Hey I opened a franchise spot across the street

Right now we're having grand opening specials on sucking my dick, but it's dine-in only

Glory Hole Foods

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8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


Our cock is 100 percent free range

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC

Taco Defender

Node posted:

Jesus loving Christ that turns me on.

"...globalism..."

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997

by Lowtax


8-Bit Scholar posted:

Our cock is 100 percent free range

shame its failing because your supply can't meet demand whatsoever

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


lol @ fat girl CSPAM defense league

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

reallivedinosaur posted:

lol @ fat girl CSPAM defense league

did they probate you or just turn you down

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3





There is too much negativity here. I like some good wholesome ribbing but ya'll are gettin irl mad which ain't fun for no one

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless


8-Bit Scholar posted:

Our cock is 100 percent free range

We'll bag your meat with disposable plastic

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997

by Lowtax


whoflungpoop posted:

did they probate you or just turn you down




Man Whore posted:

There is too much negativity here. I like some good wholesome ribbing but ya'll are gettin irl mad which ain't fun for no one

yea i had fun with the mcdonalds bit, its worn its welcome so imo

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


Everyone please follow me to the "poop smells even worse when its not in a toilet" thread, we're in dire need of good posters. Single file please, follow me.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

sweet omw

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013


Could "Criticise Hillary Clinton publicly" be the replacement for "kill yourself" that GBS has been looking for?

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo


Knight posted:


"...globalism..."

oh god what if bill's bimbos are hillary's sloppy seconds

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004



BORN TO VIBE
WORLD IS A VEIL
Heal Em All 2020
I am ego death
410,757,864,530 ORBS OF LIGHT



Biscuit Hider

LegoPirateNinja posted:

oh god what if bill's bimbos are hillary's sloppy seconds

i'd be way more likely to vote for her if this were the case

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC

Taco Defender

INTERRUPTING THIS THREAD FOR BREAKING NEWS:


BARACK OBAMA BORN IN AMERICA

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3





I am glad, and personally I think the person responsible for that rumor is evil.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo


Nap Ghost

Knight posted:


"...globalism..."
She is sooooo hot








Who's the one on the right?

VR Native American
May 1, 2009


Gun Saliva

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RcW2sv5w_EE
Pls don't shame Sidney Blumenthal, he's a Democrat ;__;

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC

Taco Defender

Man Whore posted:

I am glad, and personally I think the person responsible for that rumor is evil.
hosed up, but true

Murder She Twote
Mar 29, 2010



Knight posted:

INTERRUPTING THIS THREAD FOR BREAKING NEWS:


BARACK OBAMA BORN IN AMERICA

He's also not a Muslim







































































































































































... as far as I know.

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3





Apparently CNN got trolled by the Donald or something and now they are super mad

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!


Lipstick Apathy

Man Whore posted:

Apparently CNN got trolled by the Donald or something and now they are super mad

Every one of these traditional news agencies think they are owning him so hard but he's next level trolling them and rofling all the way.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007




CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012
My incredible shitposting will not transform the xbone into a good console


Lipstick Apathy

Knight posted:

INTERRUPTING THIS THREAD FOR BREAKING NEWS:


BARACK OBAMA BORN IN AMERICA

Even if he wasn't, his mother is an American citizen so he is automatically an American citizen.

Dubplate Fire
Aug 1, 2010

bruvs be4 luvs

Dreddout posted:

My next-door neighbor who blasts lovely dubstep at 2 AM in the morning.

That's me and it's jungle, not dubstep. Please stop telling the landlord and just text me. Thanks.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997

by Lowtax



omg lord of pie hi~

do you still have that list that the sanderistas used

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

I assume anyone who claws their way to the presidency is evil and if not will become evil in short time

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3





I am not evil, you should vote for me

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Man Whore posted:

I am not evil, you should vote for me

Word, are you running?

Homeroom Fingering
Apr 25, 2009

The secret history (((they))) don't want you to know


Man Whore posted:

I am not evil, you should vote for me

Yeah yeah that's what you claim now, but once you got power everyone would live under the tyrannical paw of spherical cats.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


Toadvine posted:

Word, are you running?

he's "power walking"

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo


Nap Ghost

reallivedinosaur posted:

he's "power walking"

I'm pretty sure that's a Dennis Miller line. Write your own jokes maybe?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


NotWearingPants posted:

I'm pretty sure that's a Dennis Miller line. Write your own jokes maybe?

no its meatwad from aqua teen hunger force

lmao dennis miller look at this guy

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.


Dubplate Fire posted:

That's me and it's jungle, not dubstep. Please stop telling the landlord and just text me. Thanks.

gently caress OFF GREG!!!

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Cake Smashing Boob posted:

after a cursory examination of some third party candidates I'm starting to think maybe democracy isn't such a good fit for the US after all

Don't worry. We're getting rid of it.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD


https://twitter.com/jimasher/status...src=twsrc%5Etfw

they are actually going to try and run with the birther thing which can do nothing but backfire spectacularly

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless


The Huffington Post publishing articles about how evil Jimmy Fallon is for "humanizing" Trump, which is

I'm not even sure what that is. This election is stupid.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005



Pillbug

reallivedinosaur posted:

https://twitter.com/jimasher/status...src=twsrc%5Etfw

they are actually going to try and run with the birther thing which can do nothing but backfire spectacularly

Facts don't matter to Republicans.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless


Tomorrow's headlines: James Asher found dead at the bottom of a river, cops rule suicide.

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


a bone to pick posted:

Tomorrow's headlines: James Asher found dead at the bottom of a river, cops rule suicide.
Whatever you say, Infowars

*puts human nail clippings and teeth in bag, ties bag to rock, throws bag into ocean after burning separate bag of human hair*

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