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Name for Jastiger's Baby of Northern Aggression
	Sherman Tecumseh
	Sherman North
	Sherman Wrath
	Sherman Iowa
	Sherman Dunham
	Sherman Goku
	Something not Sherman (Confederate Slave-Holding Sympathizer Identifier Option)

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Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

did you really name your kid Sherman haha drat jastiger did you pick it or did Meghan

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:05

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# ? Apr 23, 2021 07:48

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Moon Atari posted:

Sloppy, on account of his coming second.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:05

cnut: May 3, 2016

Batman Bin Suparman

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:05

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013; In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!

Celluloid Sam posted:

did you really name your kid Sherman haha drat jastiger did you pick it or did Meghan

We are picking a nickname for the baby., like a secret name that only we will know.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:08

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

big shags posted:

spermman tehcumlord

so many good'uns itt

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:08

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Regret Chunkpops Jazztiger

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:09

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

jay sherman

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:13

several friends: Apr 7, 2015

sherminal chillness

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:17

I hate yankees: Apr 29, 2008

op are you going to mutilate the child's penis too

because he won't need a penis with a name like sherman because he will forever be taking it up the rear end

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:18

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

its hard to spell a novelty car horn playing la cucaracha

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:18

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I hate yankees posted:

op are you going to mutilate the child's penis too

because he won't need a penis with a name like sherman because he will forever be taking it up the rear end

Nope.

I need to add Richard Sherman on there. Legion of BOOM.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:19

Fuck da Mods: Jun 27, 2013; fina get poz'd?

Gualtemoc

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:19

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Electric Boogaloo

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:24

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

sherman hemsley is the correct answer you loving simp

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:29

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Nice thinly veiled MY GIRLFRIEND thread, OP

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:32

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Jastiger posted:

So far we know his first name is going to be Sherman

you are the pettiest man alive

i suggest Cockmunch because then he'll be a chip off the old block

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:33

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 6, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

quote:

The story is contested, however. Sherman wrote in his Memoirs that his father named him William Tecumseh; Sherman was baptized by a Presbyterian minister as an infant and given the name William at that time.[9] As an adult, Sherman signed all his correspondence � including to his wife � "W.T. Sherman."[10] His friends and family always called him "Cump."[11]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Tecumseh_Sherman#Sherman.27s_given_names

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:33

Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

my son could beat up your son haha

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:34

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012

robert e lee

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:34

Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

let's get them to fight each other in an arena

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:34

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Petty? Celebrating the man partially responsible for the greatest American triumph in history but yeah petty

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:36

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving
And something has got to give

Not too late to go with Desmond "Des" Moines

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:38

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Jastiger posted:

Petty? Celebrating the man partially responsible for the greatest American triumph in history but yeah petty

there's a show on adult swim named Squidbillies, about a family of redneck squids living in Georgia. one of the characters has a son and names him after, among other southern icons, Dale Earnhardt. and that's supposed to be a joke

you named one of your children the northern equivalent of that and you did it completely unironically. congrats on proving that idiocy exists on both sides of the mason-dixon line

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:51

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

Jastiger posted:

Petty? Celebrating the man partially responsible for the greatest American triumph in history

sherman didn't have a loving thing to do with the trail of tears you idiot

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:53

Egbert Souse: Nov 6, 2008

Sherman invented video games?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:54

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013; In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!

Jonny 290 posted:

sherman didn't have a loving thing to do with the trail of tears you idiot

i lolled.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:57

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Sherman Iowa Just Got Trashed By North Dakota State [Surname]

# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:05

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Just name it Stupid rear end in a top hat like the rest of your family.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:06

Robot Pride: Aug 2, 2010; by exmarx

Bert Roberge posted:

Just name it Stupid rear end in a top hat like the rest of your family.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:12

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Celluloid Sam posted:

my son could beat up your son haha

grats on your son sid

# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:18

Sid Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

whoflungpoop posted:

grats on your son sid

thank you he's really great did you see him

# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:25

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

Poofterbilly

# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:31

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Celluloid Sam posted:

thank you he's really great did you see him

no! link pls

# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:41

Jastiger: Oct 11, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Celluloid Sam posted:

thank you he's really great did you see him

My son is already heavyweight champion tho. Bring it on (post pics!!)

Also to the person who compared a race car driver to a great General wtf man. Im guessing you think Washington State or the Turing Test is the equivalent too? If youre gonna angry post in this thread try not to be an idiot and at least be funny.

Also my sons balls are huge goddam.

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:24

504: Feb 2, 2016; by R. Guyovich

Cumbucket#2

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:25

VectorSigma: Jan 20, 2004; Transform
and
Freak Out

porcus secundus

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:35

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

Srsly tho Trampoline Keith is a good choice

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:35

Ben Quebec: Oct 30, 2005

Iowa Chop or Desmond (pronounced "Des Moines.")

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:41

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013; In paradise, your teeth will grow back. I promise!
In paradise, I'll hide my laughter. I promise!

Jastiger posted:

My son is already heavyweight champion tho. Bring it on (post pics!!)

Also to the person who compared a race car driver to a great General wtf man. Im guessing you think Washington State or the Turing Test is the equivalent too? If youre gonna angry post in this thread try not to be an idiot and at least be funny.

Also my sons balls are huge goddam.

Your newest son is a girl tho, lol!!

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:41

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DoctorStrangelove: Jun 6, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Why aren't you wearing a shirt in that picture?

# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:45

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