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shoophobo posted:you could afford to eat and offer free advice if you saved money buying in bulk at your local COSTCO® Warehouse. Sonny I think you need to have a kibitz with your Bubeleh
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VendaGoat posted:Sonny I think you need to have a kibitz with your Bubeleh racist.
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VendaGoat posted:Sonny I think you need to have a kibitz with your Bubeleh I did Nazi that coming
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Anyone ever been to one of those BJ's Wholesale places? Can I get a trip report? Any hot dogs? I wanna know how the other half lives...
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VendaGoat posted:Sonny I think you need to have a kibitz with your Bubeleh no jew in their right mind would pass up costco savings
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shoophobo posted:watches are perfectly acceptable accessories for men and if you look down on and get angry over people who wear wrist watches you have some kinda personal problem imo. I have a Skagen, it looks cool and didn't cost an absurd amount of money anyway Are you sure shopping at Costco is really cheaper when almost everything is in such large quantities? You guys really never buy more than you end up actually consuming? actionjackson fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Nov 23, 2016 |
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I have an orange and blinged out gshock
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Just kidding I'm wearing a small, modest Citizen.
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Mycroft Holmes posted:no jew in their right mind would pass up costco savings Citation needed
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I told you; Get Money through the great savings at your local Costco, gently caress Bitches by using that money you saved at your local Costco. I will Goldmine
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The gently caress are you guys on about watches? $10 for the Terrorist Watch. poo poo works. If desert combatants like it, it's gotta work. I just got one. It shows me the time which is just crazy. Also Toyota trucks.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I told you; Get Money through the great savings at your local Costco, gently caress Bitches by using that money you saved at your local Costco. I will
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actionjackson posted:I have a Skagen, it looks cool and didn't cost an absurd amount of money If you've got two people in your household the bag of mini oranges lasts roughly a week. They start turning after a week and a half. Costco has it down to a science.
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I bought a bear gutted it and wear the skin around the house.
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VendaGoat posted:Citation needed I grew up in South Florida and like half the white people are jewish. I went to several dozen bar mitzvahs growing up. Costco was an institution. The only people dumb enough not to see it were poor people who can't think more than 2 weeks ahead. WAAAAA I have to pay 40 dollars NOW to save literally HUNDREDS of dollars on gas and groceries over the year WAAAAA.
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TheLightPurges posted:The only people dumb enough not to see it were poor people who can't think more than 2 weeks ahead. WAAAAA I have to pay 40 dollars NOW to save literally HUNDREDS of dollars on gas and groceries over the year WAAAAA. There's some interesting research about how poor kids learn decision making and what's optimal for them, but you're probably just trolling.
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...and the pitch! posted:There's some interesting research about how poor kids learn decision making and what's optimal for them, This is what I was referring to but in a more over the top jokey way. Thank you for pointing it out.
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TheLightPurges posted:This is what I was referring to but in a more over the top jokey way. Thank you for pointing it out. Semi unrelated but I love those videos of really young kids trying to make a good decision about eating the marshmallow. They're so bad at it! edit: plus it uh sheds some light on how I make my own choices
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My mom was a teacher and she said the saddest thing about her job was the number of kids who'd come to school with 200 dollar shoes with the latest iphone (6-7th graders) but be on free lunches and stealing everything that wasn't nailed down in the classroom like pencils.
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I don't always buy $200 Nikes but when I do it's on a payday loan. And I don't always buy an iPhone 7 but when I do I make sure to leave just enough money for a plan which requires me to put minutes on my phone.
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Chinatown posted:
not me don't have a membership yet as i'm still a pleb student ![]() if anyone does go take pics!
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:The ones I tried had been in the steamer or whatever it is too long. The hotdogs are perfect every time. the answer to quick and easy profit is: buy for less, sell for more
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:
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Yes, yes, people with money make more of it, we all know that. How do you make your first million and make the other boys accept you?
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Yes, yes, people with money make more of it, we all know that. How do you make your first million and make the other boys accept you? Oh well you gotta get some nest egg inheritance first lol yea then you just stick that first mil in a safe index fund and enjoy your 5-10% per year. maybe work some hobby job to occupy your time.
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Yes, yes, people with money make more of it, we all know that. How do you make your first million and make the other boys accept you? ![]()
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Yes, yes, people with money make more of it, we all know that. How do you make your first million and make the other boys accept you? Well, when you inherit your first 10lb bag of frozen chicken, you divide it into securities which are then sold by the executive card members. They then split those securities among the 30 packs of paper towels or tissues depending on the market. Then your frozen chicken equity builds and you can use that equity to buy 5lb frozen California Blend vegetables. After those mature, you can sell all dividends, buy even more 10 packs of Clorox Bleach, divide into securities, and finally enter the wide open GOLD member market. Bam, you just saved your first million by shopping at your local Costco. It's a toilet paper market right now though, so things are slow but very stable. I have no idea what any of these financial words mean or how to use them.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Well, when you inherit your first 10lb bag of frozen chicken, you divide it into securities which are then sold by the executive card members. They then split those securities among the 30 packs of paper towels or tissues depending on the market. Then your frozen chicken equity builds and you can use that equity to buy 5lb frozen California Blend vegetables. After those mature, you can sell all dividends, buy even more 10 packs of Clorox Bleach, divide into securities, and finally enter the wide open GOLD member market. Sounds legit. See, VendaGoat? This guy knows what's up. Moridin920 posted:Oh well you gotta get some nest egg inheritance first lol yea I've already blown through my first five inheritances? How do I get another?
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Moridin920 posted:Oh well you gotta get some nest egg inheritance first lol yea This describes a lot I've people I've known somehow
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CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:Sounds legit. See, VendaGoat? This guy knows what's up. ![]()
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My Costco was so crowded today it was literally impossible to move. You just had to flow with the crowd. I can't believe the fire Marshall hadn't shut the place down. Also I got three gigantic pies for $18.
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:My Costco was so crowded today it was literally impossible to move. You just had to flow with the crowd. I can't believe the fire Marshall hadn't shut the place down. Yet you took no pics while there. K.
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:My Costco was so crowded today it was literally impossible to move. You just had to flow with the crowd. I can't believe the fire Marshall hadn't shut the place down. Though day before thanksgiving is a special Madmax Thunderdome hell at every single grocery store, especially the ones around here are awful
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As a high schooler, one of our favorite pastimes was grabbing a bottle of hard liquor, sneaking into one of their demo sheds one-by-one, bolting the door, passing the bottle around until it was empty, then staggering out as fast as we could and going to the local burger king.
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I haven't bought a second box of loving trash bags in many years, I don't know how many bags are in this loving thing but it's too huge roles and it's not even close to running out. Two big rear end rolls and they appear to break the laws of physics or are literally Jesus. Also I got the Costco Visa, that's right fucks, THAT Visa. Get it if you haven't, seriously. I get paid, pay off the balance, and use it for every single spending I can except the mortgage. Bills, groceries, gas, parking at school, collecting the cash from friends at a restaurant and paying on my card. All cash back! Paid for a cruise, broke up with the girl so I cancelled it, got a refund, and still earned cash back on the original payment. Over $400 earned at it's not even close to being a year in my wallet.
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Does Costco have family memberships and if so can I get one if I am in a different state than they are
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Tato posted:Anyone ever been to one of those BJ's Wholesale places? Can I get a trip report? Any hot dogs? I wanna know how the other half lives... My ex had a membership there, it's totally identical to a Sam's or a Costco. One time we bought a 55" TV and a wheel of brie, just cause. Welp, that's my BJ's story. Oh and also making jokes about getting BJ's in bulk gets old way faster than I thought it would
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Just bought a couple whole tenderloins (PSMO because I like the chain) to make some beef wellington for Thanksgiving. I also grabbed a bottle of their 25 year single malt which is decent but unfortunate in that it is bottled at 40% which isn't quite right for scotch. Also my costco wasn't super crowded but I also went while regular folk were at their jobs. I mean it was more crowded than a normal Wednesday afternoon certainly but lines were only 3 deep so not so bad at all. They had some Indian yogurt to sample and it was just ok. Oh I got a bunch of king crab legs (loving expensive it was like 200 dollars for a box of them), shrimp, lump crab, lobster tails, and langoustines for appetizers. I couldn't decide if leading with cold seafood stuff was weird with the rest of the menu (beef wellington, mashed potatoes and gravy, asparagus, salad, popovers, different desserts). Demonachizer fucked around with this message at 08:19 on Nov 24, 2016 |
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Grem posted:I haven't bought a second box of loving trash bags in many years, I don't know how many bags are in this loving thing but it's too huge roles and it's not even close to running out. Two big rear end rolls and they appear to break the laws of physics or are literally Jesus. I have the visa and can confirm it's good as hell
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