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Yoshi Jjang
Oct 5, 2011

renard renard renarnd renrard

renard




FCKGW posted:

For Sale: Costco Dog, Never Eaten

The real tragedy here is that this particular dog does not come with a drink with refills.

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DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003


If you see my cart
Move out of the loving way
And your dumb kids too

GI_Clutch
Aug 22, 2000
Where is he? Where's who? Your leader! He's...to the east. Thanks for the infor...MATION!




Dinosaur Gum

You bet I'm gettin'
That four ninety-nine chicken
For dinner tonight

Wife wants other stuff
I guess I will need a cart
Now off to the 'co!

Edit:

I showed up too late
I was not the only one
No chicken for us

GI_Clutch fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Nov 9, 2017

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

Small cup of hummus
A warm smile and a hair net
I love free samples

Argyle
Jun 7, 2001



belt posted:

Did some winter clothes shopping at Costco today because I just moved from a part of California that doesn't have seasons.

Got some bomb rear end gloves and thermals for super cheap.

I, too, am in need of cold weather gear, as I live in LA but have to go to a wedding next week in Chicago.

Decent-looking wool/cashmere overcoat for $79? DON'T MIND IF I loving DO

PBUC

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.


Argyle posted:

I, too, am in need of cold weather gear, as I live in LA but have to go to a wedding next week in Chicago.

Decent-looking wool/cashmere overcoat for $79? DON'T MIND IF I loving DO

PBUC

Ordered, PBUC

Cloks
Jan 31, 2013

My world's on fire
how about yours?
That's the way I like it
and I'll never get bored

"All Star" - Smash Mouth



Sauerkraut with my
dog and onions too truly
this is the good life.

Return policy
Try it with no worry and
Then you take it back

FCKGW
May 21, 2006



MRW wife tells me to phone in that costco pizza pie order when we're in the checkout line

https://i.imgur.com/aYzZ4ns.webm

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

by Smythe


A man once ordered a dog
Made of the finest parts of the hog
But one wouldn't do
Instead he had two
And out shall come a huge log

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009



C. Everett Koop posted:

A man once ordered a dog
Made of the finest parts of the hog
But one wouldn't do
Instead he had two
And out shall come a huge log

:perfect:

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

My faith was tested last weekend, friends. The food court was closed.



I got some sherpas for gifts though so my faith was only shaken.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006



Gravitee posted:

My faith was tested last weekend, friends. The food court was closed.



I got some sherpas for gifts though so my faith was only shaken.

Let us know when the court has risen.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES


My name is Goon,
and when I see
a tastey snack
that's meant for me -
a giant dog,
a buck fifty -
"PBUC," I say
then I buy three!

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010



Shocking hard hitting report reveals that Costco seasons their rotisserie chickens.

https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2017/11/08/the-shocking-truth-behind-costcos-dollar5-rotisserie-chicken/23270922/

My God.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

Dr. Oz is Costco haram.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:


Boy howdee these reports are shakin' me to my bones. Food, cooked in a "supermarket" for immediate consumption is... PRE-SEASONED?! Slay the glutinous cretin who first thought of making a product more consistent and making their employees lives easier.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES


Marinades en route

Genius!

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.




Sorry I'm sensitive to glutinous

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich


Roses are red
Sherpa throws are nifty
Hot dog and refill
only one dollar fifty

Argyle
Jun 7, 2001



Once inside my local Costco, while I wandered, not quite lost, though
Eating many a quaint and curious sample from every row--
While I shopped for beef and flannels, Kirkland gin and huge flat-panels,
Suddenly a raven perched upon my sherpa throw.
“‘Tis some awesome bird,” I muttered, “Hunting bargains just like me.”
Quoth the raven, “PBUC.”

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006




College Slice

I bought a Kirkland Signature applewood smoked ham. I don’t even like ham. I never have. But I needed ham for a recipe. This ham was godly. It is what ham was meant to be. It was cheaper than the Black Forest ham slices, too.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great


Argyle posted:

Once inside my local Costco, while I wandered, not quite lost, though
Eating many a quaint and curious sample from every row--
While I shopped for beef and flannels, Kirkland gin and huge flat-panels,
Suddenly a raven perched upon my sherpa throw.
“‘Tis some awesome bird,” I muttered, “Hunting bargains just like me.”
Quoth the raven, “PBUC.”

:yeah:

The Slack Lagoon
Jun 17, 2008





Beef jerky on sale :o

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009



Argyle posted:

Once inside my local Costco, while I wandered, not quite lost, though
Eating many a quaint and curious sample from every row--
While I shopped for beef and flannels, Kirkland gin and huge flat-panels,
Suddenly a raven perched upon my sherpa throw.
“‘Tis some awesome bird,” I muttered, “Hunting bargains just like me.”
Quoth the raven, “PBUC.”

:discourse:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010



The Slack Lagoon posted:

Beef jerky on sale :o

The Kirkland beef, or the Korean pork?

I guess it doesn't really matter, I'll buy both and become even fatter.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Teikanmi posted:

Roses are red
Sherpa throws are nifty
Hot dog and refill
only one dollar fifty

Hell yea

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.


Gas for my car.
Gas for me.
Sorry coworkers Costco has Chili!

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.




New fuckin throw every trip. PBUC

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010



Upset Trowel

Chinatown posted:

Dr. Oz is Costco haram.

Doctor Oz talks much
He is a charlatan hack
Stay out of my 'co

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008



Costco 4-pack for $4 dimmable LED flood lights have been a blessing for my kitchen

PBUC

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:


Praise Be, Teriyaki

These frozen chicken teriyaki bowls have no reason to be as delicious they are. At less then $2 a pop they're a bargain! Thanks to the goons who have recommended them in the past pages of this holy text.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010



Finally bought the Sherpa throw, friends. It is godlike. I of course balled out and got a dog. Feeling blessed up.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016



TheGreasyStrangler posted:

Costco 4-pack for $4 dimmable LED flood lights have been a blessing for my kitchen

PBUC

Gotta get me some of these

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

Pretty sure this is a Canadian product but my brethren from the north, let me bring you the good news of these Roots mittens.

They're actually double gloves, with a pair of touchscreen gloves (warm on their own) inside a pair of extremely warm mittens with goatskin (!!) on the palm for extra grip. They are the best mittens I've ever owned and are like a Sherpa for your hands. I strongly recommend giving them a whirl if you're shoveling or doing anything outside this winter. PBUC

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:


flashy_mcflash posted:

Pretty sure this is a Canadian product but my brethren from the north, let me bring you the good news of these Roots mittens.

They're actually double gloves, with a pair of touchscreen gloves (warm on their own) inside a pair of extremely warm mittens with buckskin thumb and palm. They are the best mittens I've ever owned and are like a Sherpa for your hands. I strongly recommend giving them a whirl if you're shoveling or doing anything outside this winter. PBUC

Wow those look amazing. Can I order from Costco.ca as US Costco member?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011



Ultra Carp

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

Wow those look amazing. Can I order from Costco.ca as US Costco member?

Not sure but I expect not. I've had trouble ordering items from other provinces so international orders might not work. You could go in person and see if your local Costco could order them to the store, maybe?

Also $38 CAD is the most expensive I've seen them, though they're still worth it at that price. I got mine for $25 CAD.

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich


Dr. Tim Whatley posted:



New fuckin throw every trip. PBUC

*notices refill in your cart*

OwO what's this?

The Slack Lagoon
Jun 17, 2008





My Costco had LED floods for $3/4 bulbs so now I don't have lovely cfls in my kitchen, no mercury and more consistent lighting

Pbuc

SpookyTurtle
Jun 13, 2003

Top of the food chain, Ma!

In Seattle did Jim Sinegal
A stately warehouse club decree:
Where Kirkland, the sacred brand, ran
Through bargains measureless to man
Down to $1.50 dogs (drink/refill free).

SpookyTurtle fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Nov 10, 2017

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Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates



Got a king size sherpa to go with my queen size sherpa. You know who's sleeping warm all winter? Me!

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