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belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo


CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

http://www.hot-dog.org/culture/hot-dog-etiquette

Scofflaws who think they are cool dudes like to ignore the Hot Dog Council.

They are not Good People.

Ketchup has a strong flavor, like ranch, and is used, especially by children, to disguise the flavor of food their parents want them to eat.

Ketchup can disguise the taste of Bad Meat, and Using Bad Meat is not a reputation quality hot dog sellers, such as Costco (pbuc) want. It dates back to Chicago's meatpacking days.

I mean, put it on your hotdog if you want, ya big baby. If it's, like, a comfort food thing, go for it.

I want to punch everything about that webpage.

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010



We got ourselves a dog article

https://www.thekitchn.com/the-story-behind-costco-hot-dog-deal-256217

Taima
Dec 31, 2006




belt posted:

I want to punch everything about that webpage.

And that's ok, it's not like everybody has class or self respect. Slather your hotdog in ketchup, friend. You are, in fact, your own human and you can do what you will, basic courtesy and wherewithal be damned.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Haven't been to Costco in almost two weeks arrgghh

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

EVERYTHING I TYPE IS UTTERLY WORTHLESS


Taima posted:

And that's ok, it's not like everybody has class or self respect. Slather your hotdog in ketchup, friend. You are, in fact, your own human and you can do what you will, basic courtesy and wherewithal be damned.

lol. Someone who is talking about class and courtesy, but gets butthurt over what a 5 year old (or anyone else) puts on her hotdog. Nice job, very mature.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006




therobit posted:

lol. Someone who is talking about class and courtesy, but gets butthurt over what a 5 year old (or anyone else) puts on her hotdog. Nice job, very mature.

Uhoh buddy don't you dare pull the maturity card, but I must admit that it speaks to your balance and poise, and intellectual nature

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.



woop woop that's the sound of the condiment police woop woop

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002


Ketchup belongs on dogs.

gamera009
Apr 7, 2005



Got my rebate check in the mail today: $500 back.

Definitely plan on using it to renew the membership, buy a dog & soda (with soda refill), and then grab a pack of steaks. Ribeye caps if they have them.

Maybe I'll even splurge on a sherpa.

PBUC

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together



Fun Shoe

Has anyone tried the Costco delivery of groceries via InstaCart? I feel like this is brand new; they've got items marked Same Day and 2-Day Delivery. The only downside is I don't think they would bring me a Dog or Hot Pizza.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)




Meydey posted:

The Issaquah Costco just got a custom shoe insert scanner/3d printer machine. Apparently it scans your feet, then 3d prints custom orthotic inserts in 1 hour.
This is the future!

Whoa when is this gonna become a standard issue Costco service

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.



Mons Hubris posted:

Whoa when is this gonna become a standard issue Costco service

We live in a world where you can generate fake porn of whoever you wish, I'm sure this 3D printing service will be rolling out to other 'Cos soon enough.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number

Pillbug

Taima posted:

And that's ok, it's not like everybody has class or self respect. Slather your hotdog in ketchup, friend. You are, in fact, your own human and you can do what you will, basic courtesy and wherewithal be damned.

It's fine to make fun of adults putting sugarsyrup on hotdogs but ketchup was made for 5 year olds. You can't judge a literal child for childlike behavior man.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89

Grimey Drawer

Ketchup desperately needs a rebranding effort to appeal to hipsters.

Pureed heirloom tomatoes, artisinal vinegar, organic cane syrup, and sea salt, blended to create a savory flavor profile. What's not to like?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps

Nap Ghost

Mo_Steel posted:

Has anyone tried the Costco delivery of groceries via InstaCart? I feel like this is brand new; they've got items marked Same Day and 2-Day Delivery. The only downside is I don't think they would bring me a Dog or Hot Pizza.

i tried it 2.5 years ago
they put a 40% to 100% markup on it
and then a 25% non-tip delivery fee on top of that
and then a 10% minimum tip on top of that

The Slack Lagoon
Jun 17, 2008





Went to the holy land yesterday and put onions and parmesan on my dog

Was p good

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy


Magikarpal Tunnel posted:

if it's the kodiak brand, I buy the pancake mix they make and that poo poo is good...i mean it's just pancakes but i feel healthy about them

my co also sells three different flavors of their fruit syrup which is very good too

They're not as good as Aunt Jemima or Bisquick pancakes but they got extra protein and still get the job done.

I mean, it's still a giant plate of carbs but hooray protein.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!


Someday they will talk about the great Church of Costco Schism, the time when the sects of the Gnostic Ketchupics and the Orthodox Condementistas took up arms against each other. It was a dark time, but the 'Co shall prevail and be stronger in the end.

PBUC

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates



No they won't, cause no one but spergs care how other people eat their hot dogs.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010


Bucnasti posted:

Someday they will talk about the great Church of Costco Schism, the time when the sects of the Gnostic Ketchupics and the Orthodox Condementistas took up arms against each other. It was a dark time, but the 'Co shall prevail and be stronger in the end.

PBUC

Yeah Peace Be Upon Costco. It's a weird saying I used to say it myself before getting out of.... you know...

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005


I found some fancy ketchups at World Market. 1 a smoky bacon flavored and 1 made with Irish stout. Tested with the Kirkland Brats and confirmed that they are acceptable for grownups, as long as you use a strong german mustard.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Taima posted:

Uhoh buddy don't you dare pull the maturity card, but I must admit that it speaks to your balance and poise, and intellectual nature

I'm holding up my pinky as I read this.

Well I never.

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




Does anyone know if the previously mentioned 32° waterproof windbreaker/light jacket is still available? I'm making a pilgrimage this weekend and it is high on my list.

Math You
Oct 27, 2010

So put your faith
in more than steel


gamera009 posted:

Got my rebate check in the mail today: $500 back.

Definitely plan on using it to renew the membership, buy a dog & soda (with soda refill), and then grab a pack of steaks. Ribeye caps if they have them.

Maybe I'll even splurge on a sherpa.

PBUC

Son.. put all that poo poo on your card. Take your rebate to returns and cash it out. Pay your card balance with your rebate.

Get cash back on your cash back. :cmon:

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:


Ketchup is acceptable on any dog, as long as it's not a Chicago style. Which if it is, get the gently caress outta here with that baby sauce.

But I put ketchup on my 'stco dogs sometimes and y'all can just suck my dang balls.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great


What a fool I've been, trying to get rid of my excess cash via restaurants.

I'm wasting that 3% on dining :negative:

FCKGW
May 21, 2006



Y’all fuckers sure do eat out a lot

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016



yeah we do ;)

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

Buy a jar of Minced Garlic. Combine it with your ketchup and it is magical.

People who say thing like you shouldn't put ketchup on dogs and pineapple on pizza are either being "internet guy" or are just idiots. Make food how you like it. Eat it and enjoy.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006



i buiy the gallon tubs of miracle whip and then just tip the dog in there on the way home

FCKGW
May 21, 2006



miracle whip is technically a salad dressing so it's ok to be used on a dog

FCKGW
May 21, 2006



bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps

Nap Ghost

used to work for lady gaga's startup, which was exactly as bullshit as you would think. they called me h-man

we bought lotta poo poo from costco

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together



Fun Shoe

FCKGW posted:

Y’all fuckers sure do eat out a lot

When it's only $1.50 you can eat out 3 times a week and not feel bad! :buddy:

Argyle
Jun 7, 2001



FCKGW posted:

Y’all fuckers sure do eat out a lot

When the check comes and it's time to divvy up, I put it on my Costco Citi card and have my friends Venmo me cash.

I don't just get my 3%... I get everybody's 3%.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

GORDON posted:

Currently waiting while.having a new set of Michelin tires installed, utilizing my Citibank Visa rebate, and the $70 off sale. Excited, I've needed new tires for a while.

I had a dog w/20 oz soda (w/refill) and a cup of chili, and now I feel very bloated.

Oh, there's the text msg, tires are done!

Three days later... pull into my driveway... hear a hiss from the brand-new, rear, driver's side tire. It's dark, but I can feel the loving nail embedded in it.

gently caress you, people who drive with loving nails falling out of your truck.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo




That's alright brother, you have that Costco guarantee.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

belt posted:

That's alright brother, you have that Costco guarantee.

Does it cover random road damage? I didn't read it.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo


GORDON posted:

Does it cover random road damage? I didn't read it.

Yeah, turns out I'm an idiot. Thought it was covered, but I just looked that the documentation, and it isn't.

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therobit
Aug 19, 2008

EVERYTHING I TYPE IS UTTERLY WORTHLESS


They won't fix a nail puncture? Les Schwab does free flat repairs as long as it's repairable. Edit: on thier own tires, not ones you bought somewhere else.

therobit fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Mar 2, 2018

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