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Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017



FilthyImp posted:

Hey, a man has to make sacrifices when they dont serve turkey burgers. 95/5 is that sacrifice

Making a burger with less fat than 80/20 is wrong and bad and dumb.

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MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010


Ultimate Mango posted:

I actually received a random comment from another Dad at my kids school a few days ago: ďDude, I heard you make the BEST burgers.Ē
I was shocked because whenever we have a crowd of people over itís just the 1/3rd lb frozen Costco burgs. And now Iím Burger Dad or something.

Eat a frozen burger from a place like Walmart and you'll understand. Or a burger from one of those guys that's doesn't know what "seasoning" means and massages/compresses the meat and egg mixture until it's the constancy of a hockey puck.


FilthyImp posted:

Amd i wish there was more lean meat in em is all.

Though I didnt used to grill them. A ton of grease in a toaster over sucks.

They're 85/15, that's a lean burger duder. You get one at a restaurant and it's more like 75/25 or even 70/30.

Lupin
Feb 21, 2007


Math You posted:

It's a first in Canada and the closest we'll ever have to an outdoor one.

Sorry dude, like everything else related to food, Vancouver already did it years before Toronto :smug:

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great


Ok which one of you nerdlingers was sitting at the food court table next to me the other day, retelling the plot an old XKCD comic from memory to some cosplay girl

Yomofo
Jun 7, 2005

by Cyrano4747


I'll never forget seeing some 18 year black old trying to get fired from his job at Costo, or maybe he was just bored. He was selling chocolate caramel candy and he had the best sales pitch, "Come taste my chocolate balls! They are so good in your mouth!" "uuuhhh my balls taste soooo good, you know you want them" ect. He was yelling it like that scene in pretty woman while hip thrusting the table.

Everyone walking buy was loving dying laughing, and it actually worked. People thought he was so funny they were actually buying boxes left and right, we got one just cause he earned it. It lasted like 5 minutes till some manager figured out what was going on and made him switch stations. He should have been promoted to sales.

Big Grunty Secret
Aug 28, 2007

Just one question, though. Is there a way to take off my pants?

Yomofo posted:

I'll never forget seeing some 18 year black old trying to get fired from his job at Costo, or maybe he was just bored. He was selling chocolate caramel candy and he had the best sales pitch, "Come taste my chocolate balls! They are so good in your mouth!" "uuuhhh my balls taste soooo good, you know you want them" ect. He was yelling it like that scene in pretty woman while hip thrusting the table.

Everyone walking buy was loving dying laughing, and it actually worked. People thought he was so funny they were actually buying boxes left and right, we got one just cause he earned it. It lasted like 5 minutes till some manager figured out what was going on and made him switch stations. He should have been promoted to sales.

Hang on that was the plot of an episode of South Park

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




As this round of deals come to a close, I renew my prayers that the rigid hull inflatable boat will go on sale in next round. :pray:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


the 1/3lb sirloin burgers are 85/15 https://www.costco.com/Kirkland-Signature-13-lb-Ground-Sirloin-Hamburger-Patties%2c-18-count.product.100410833.html

the 1/4lb mystery beef are 78/22 https://www.costco.com/Kirkland-Signature-Ground-Beef-Patties-24-Count%2c-6-lbs.product.100420637.html

I thought I saw 95/5 burgers in the store? The frozen ground beef tubes are 95/5 anyway, make your own.



These are also good as hell https://www.costco.com/Trident-Wild-Salmon-Burgers-12-Count-3-lbs.product.100416105.html

FogHelmut fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jun 13, 2018

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

low fat patties will be dry, flavorless garbage (which also split apart easily on the grill). if you want healthy just eat healthy and then enjoy a burger from time to time jeez.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here


Nap Ghost


of those options these are the right ones

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

Supreme Allah posted:

of those options these are the right ones

:hmmyes:

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



Don't you dare buy preformed burger patties. What's wrong with you people.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

What's the single best thing that I can buy at Costco and put in my husband's mouth to make him love Costco?

milkman dad
Aug 13, 2007



AWarmBody posted:

What's the single best thing that I can buy at Costco and put in my husband's mouth to make him love Costco?

Cinnamon butter loaf.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

AWarmBody posted:

What's the single best thing that I can buy at Costco and put in my husband's mouth to make him love Costco?

A big BEEFY hot dog with all the fixin's.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan




AWarmBody posted:

What's the single best thing that I can buy at Costco and put in my husband's mouth to make him love Costco?

Kirkland Gin

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007




Chinatown posted:

A big BEEFY hot dog with all the fixin's.

Oh SNAP I wasn't even planning on going to Costco when I'm doing errands later and now I'm thinkin' bout dem dogs.

uli2000
Feb 23, 2015


Yomofo posted:

I'll never forget seeing some 18 year black old trying to get fired from his job at Costo, or maybe he was just bored. He was selling chocolate caramel candy and he had the best sales pitch, "Come taste my chocolate balls! They are so good in your mouth!" "uuuhhh my balls taste soooo good, you know you want them" ect. He was yelling it like that scene in pretty woman while hip thrusting the table.

Everyone walking buy was loving dying laughing, and it actually worked. People thought he was so funny they were actually buying boxes left and right, we got one just cause he earned it. It lasted like 5 minutes till some manager figured out what was going on and made him switch stations. He should have been promoted to sales.

Those traveling roadshow vendors don't work for Costco. Neither do the demo people, they are hired by an outside company who contracts with Costco. They don't enjoy the blessings of working for the church. Maybe that's why he was trying to get fired, he saw the promised land and couldn't take being denied the blessings of serving the true capitalist Lord as the Costco employees enjoy. Source: Mother in Law for a short time worked for the demo vendor.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


My 19 month old son just at a whole 1/4 lb plus all beef hot dog. No bun though because apparently he's keto today. :dadjoke:

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:


FogHelmut posted:

My 19 month old son just at a whole 1/4 lb plus all beef hot dog. No bun though because apparently he's keto today. :dadjoke:

My almost two year old daughter when she figures out we're pulling into Costco starts Y E L L I N G "HOT DOG HOT DOG"

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


Oh poo poo no more chocolate yogurt. They moved to acaii flavor. And I think the vanilla changed recipes.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy


Yomofo posted:

I'll never forget seeing some 18 year black old trying to get fired from his job at Costo, or maybe he was just bored. He was selling chocolate caramel candy and he had the best sales pitch, "Come taste my chocolate balls! They are so good in your mouth!" "uuuhhh my balls taste soooo good, you know you want them" ect. He was yelling it like that scene in pretty woman while hip thrusting the table.

Everyone walking buy was loving dying laughing, and it actually worked. People thought he was so funny they were actually buying boxes left and right, we got one just cause he earned it. It lasted like 5 minutes till some manager figured out what was going on and made him switch stations. He should have been promoted to sales.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpqShViVL_Y

sandball
Jan 6, 2006


FogHelmut posted:

Oh poo poo no more chocolate yogurt. They moved to acaii flavor. And I think the vanilla changed recipes.

The vanilla is the same. Did it look more yellow or something?

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017



My dog has Addisons Disease and the best treatment for him is a drug called Percorten. If he doesn't get this drug once a month, he will die. There has been a factory issue and Percorten is incredibly hard to find, and is out of stock nearly everywhere.
But when I asked Costco Pharmacy, they found some and had it filled 20% cheaper within a single day. Which is really good because my dog needs a new dose in 2 weeks.
PBUC.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:


FogHelmut posted:

My 19 month old son just at a whole 1/4 lb plus all beef hot dog. No bun though because apparently he's keto today. :dadjoke:


EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

My almost two year old daughter when she figures out we're pulling into Costco starts Y E L L I N G "HOT DOG HOT DOG"

Truly we have some blessed genetics in this thread. They will grow up to be great GBS posters.

PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010


EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

My almost two year old daughter when she figures out we're pulling into Costco starts Y E L L I N G "HOT DOG HOT DOG"

Hell, same

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Peachfart posted:

My dog has Addisons Disease and the best treatment for him is a drug called Percorten. If he doesn't get this drug once a month, he will die. There has been a factory issue and Percorten is incredibly hard to find, and is out of stock nearly everywhere.
But when I asked Costco Pharmacy, they found some and had it filled 20% cheaper within a single day. Which is really good because my dog needs a new dose in 2 weeks.
PBUC.

Truly a blessed place for all dogs.

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values


EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

My almost two year old daughter when she figures out we're pulling into Costco starts Y E L L I N G "HOT DOG HOT DOG"

Same. Can't go near the parking lot without the kids yelling "1/4 POUND PLUS ALL BEEF HOTDOG OR POLISH AND 20 OZ. SODA (WITH REFILL!)"

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~


AWarmBody posted:

What's the single best thing that I can buy at Costco and put in my husband's mouth to make him love Costco?

A 20 year old Costco cashier

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Forums Best Game Designer

Peachfart posted:

My dog has Addisons Disease and the best treatment for him is a drug called Percorten. If he doesn't get this drug once a month, he will die. There has been a factory issue and Percorten is incredibly hard to find, and is out of stock nearly everywhere.
But when I asked Costco Pharmacy, they found some and had it filled 20% cheaper within a single day. Which is really good because my dog needs a new dose in 2 weeks.
PBUC.

dogs have named diseases? i wonder if there is a Rexs disease, or a Old Yeller syndrome

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy


Rutibex posted:

dogs have named diseases? i wonder if there is a Rexs disease, or a Old Yeller syndrome

I think that second one is called, "rabies."

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


sandball posted:

The vanilla is the same. Did it look more yellow or something?

Yeah, def more yellow. Tasted normal.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane


Fun Shoe

My dudes, I need to buy some heavy duty garage shelving, how is that Costco build I'm always seeing?

sandball
Jan 6, 2006


FogHelmut posted:

Yeah, def more yellow. Tasted normal.

The fill/air mix is off in their machine. You're basically seeing more custard (which is a mild yellow) being dispensed than what should be.

My shop has been having this issue quite a bit since the acai sorbet was introduced.

Meydey
Dec 31, 2005


ElGroucho posted:

My dudes, I need to buy some heavy duty garage shelving, how is that Costco build I'm always seeing?

I have had at least 6 sets in my garage for 10+ years. Both the lighter guage and the heavier one. Nothing better and the price cannot be beat.

The Slack Lagoon
Jun 17, 2008





Can I use Citi price rewind with my Citi Costco visa card for a purchase made at Costco? They did not have the lowest price on the item but it was the most convienant

Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(



ElGroucho posted:

My dudes, I need to buy some heavy duty garage shelving, how is that Costco build I'm always seeing?

The heavy duty ones are crazy good. Haven't used the lighter duty ones, but it's Costco so,

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Peachfart posted:

My dog has Addisons Disease and the best treatment for him is a drug called Percorten. If he doesn't get this drug once a month, he will die. There has been a factory issue and Percorten is incredibly hard to find, and is out of stock nearly everywhere.
But when I asked Costco Pharmacy, they found some and had it filled 20% cheaper within a single day. Which is really good because my dog needs a new dose in 2 weeks.
PBUC.

COSTCO is man's & dogs best friend.

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007




i got the costco spinach, artichoke, and parmesan dip

it's so loving good and the parmesan makes it

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

At E3, the JW Marriott sets up a food stand outside and sells "The E3 Special" which is a hotdog in a bun, with a bag of chips and a can of soda or water for $15 + tax. They don't have any condiments available.

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