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durrneez
Feb 20, 2013

I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?


Renegret posted:

Seriouspost:

She's pregnant and isn't supposed to eat Hot Dogs, and she was in too much pain to make the trip anyway.

Did you at least let her smell your breath?

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Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006




College Slice

durrneez posted:

Did you at least let her smell your breath?

It's a Costco dog. If she was anywhere within a half mile of him she could smell the burps.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010



Had a dog for lunch today, $1.65 well spent. I just wish a single one was more filling; usually after 2 hours or so I'm hungry again if I eat just the one.

RJWaters2
Dec 16, 2011

It was not not not so great


That's why you call in the pizza pie ahead of time and eat it later minus the two slices I eat with my dog

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010



I had to drive though, so a dog was all I could handle while still being safe. With more time and room I'd happily get a sausage + pepperoni pizza to go though!

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy


Hey, chiming in that my Costco sells 4-packs of these pizza crusts/pizza sauce kits, and I can't find it on the website to link....

but drat they were good. I made the best taco pizza I ever had, on one of them.

You cook them at 450 for 8-10 minutes, so you get a thin, crispy crust, the way I like.

Will buy again.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number

Pillbug

RJWaters2 posted:

That's why you call in the pizza pie ahead of time and eat it later minus the two slices I eat with my dog

that's like 2k+ calories lol

durrneez
Feb 20, 2013

I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?


Some people are here for a good time not a long time.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010



My buddy finally went to Costco over the weekend and told me he only ate about 3/4 of the dog. If you don't finish a goddamn hot dog you a punk bitch.

fatal oopsie-daisy
Jul 30, 2007

by R. Guyovich


ArbitraryC posted:

that's like 2k+ calories lol

Buddy I lift 4 times a week and have 12% body fat, rippling with muscles all over so fast that Id steal your wife, your girlfriend and your daughter in one double bicep flex. No one I know can match me when it comes to leanness and I work hard and it shows. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want, as much as I want, thanks very much.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Buddy I lift 4 times a week and have 12% body fat, rippling with muscles all over so fast that Id steal your wife, your girlfriend and your daughter in one double bicep flex. No one I know can match me when it comes to leanness and I work hard and it shows. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want, as much as I want, thanks very much.

The costco diet.

Moey
Oct 22, 2010

I LIKE TO MOVE IT


fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Buddy I lift 4 times a week and have 12% body fat, rippling with muscles all over so fast that I’d steal your wife, your girlfriend and your daughter in one double bicep flex. No one I know can match me when it comes to leanness and I work hard and it shows. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want, as much as I want, thanks very much.

I don't know if I want to be you, or be inside you.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004



Moey posted:

I don't know if I want to be you, or be inside you.

as if his length doesn't allow both

Harton
Jun 13, 2001


Moey posted:

I don't know if I want to be you, or be inside you.

Lol Im all about being healthy but this sounds like mental illness.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy


fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Buddy I lift 4 times a week and have 12% body fat, rippling with muscles all over so fast that Id steal your wife, your girlfriend and your daughter in one double bicep flex. No one I know can match me when it comes to leanness and I work hard and it shows. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want, as much as I want, thanks very much.

oh yeah well I put my cart away after I'm done loading my car up :smug:

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy


Once I even lifted two boxes of protein shakes at once.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy


I never tried to do 3. I'm not sure if I can do it so I avoid the problem altogether buy never buying more than 2 boxes at once.

If they're on sale I just make multiple trips.

durrneez
Feb 20, 2013

I like fish. I like to eat fish. I like to brush fish with a fish hairbrush. Do you like fish too?


fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Buddy I lift 4 times a week and have 12% body fat, rippling with muscles all over so fast that Id steal your wife, your girlfriend and your daughter in one double bicep flex. No one I know can match me when it comes to leanness and I work hard and it shows. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want, as much as I want, thanks very much.

Swole Costco Jesus.

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017
NRA shill who thinks homeless people would love to live in migrant border camps. Help me realize I am a bigoted piece of shit.


Is Costco carrying Wright Brand Maple Bacon any more?

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Buddy I lift 4 times a week and have 12% body fat, rippling with muscles all over so fast that I’d steal your wife, your girlfriend and your daughter in one double bicep flex. No one I know can match me when it comes to leanness and I work hard and it shows. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want, as much as I want, thanks very much.

Do you buy the Kirkland brand of steroids or....?

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010



Big savings on the clothing I wear when I hunt for deals

https://www.costco.com/Natural-Blind-Green-3-piece-Deluxe-Ghillie-Suit.product.100412989.html

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.


Does it come back with a camo outfit for the cart?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:


Lipstick Apathy

I'm getting married next month. How much KIRKLAND brand alcohol should I get.


Not the beer either! I've had the craft beer and it was....alright....I guess...

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010



ShortyMR.CAT posted:

I'm getting married next month. How much KIRKLAND brand alcohol should I get.


Not the beer either! I've had the craft beer and it was....alright....I guess...

How many guests? I'd probably plan on 1/2 a bottle per person to be safe, and vodka tends to be more popular than other alcohols.

Also, if they still have the cheap Mot, buy a few cases of it. Champagne tends to be a popular drink at weddings.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:


The Kirkland champagne is real champagne (from Champagne) and it's pretty good at under $20 a bottle.

Disco Salmon
Jun 19, 2004


I went to church today, and PBUC for all its glory :)

I got ground beef, chicken, coconut oil, chocolate candies, diced tomatoes, butter, protein shakes, and shampoo. And, a 2 pack of the baguettes somehow appeared in my cart...omg they were so fresh and warm...I will admit, I got home and had to get into one right away. It was (and is) delicious!! I did manage to bypass the muffins tho that were calling my name. Barely.

No dog today, the line was way too long and I had things to do and not enough time to wait.

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy


:siren: MY COSTCO IS GETTING A GAS STATION :siren:

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo


Oh, chicken tenders and Annies mac and cheese on sale? I guess my meals are taken care of for the next few weeks.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:


Lipstick Apathy

binge crotching posted:

How many guests? I'd probably plan on 1/2 a bottle per person to be safe, and vodka tends to be more popular than other alcohols.

Also, if they still have the cheap Mot, buy a few cases of it. Champagne tends to be a popular drink at weddings.

130. 100 of drinking age. Hard liqour isnt allowed at the venue but up in the house it is! (Its kinda like wedding airBnB)

This is purely for after party drinkin :c00lbert:

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:


Lipstick Apathy

Renegret posted:

:siren: MY COSTCO IS GETTING A GAS STATION :siren:

Oh fuuuuuccccckkkkkk :pcgaming::ducksiren::blastu::dogcited::ducksiren::pcgaming:

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010



ShortyMR.CAT posted:

130. 100 of drinking age. Hard liqour isnt allowed at the venue but up in the house it is! (Its kinda like wedding airBnB)

This is purely for after party drinkin :c00lbert:

For after party drinking, it'll be lots of shots. If your Costco sells the 3L bottles, grab one of each of tequila, whisky, and vodka. Maybe two each to be safe. And a couple bags of limes.

Sticky
Jan 1, 2006

Pornhub. XTube. I know these names, better than I know my own grandmothers.

Greetings friends, I was out of town this week and stopped at a foreign New Jersey Costco and got the (french) vodka and the 7 year old bourbon. I was gonna get the 20 year speyside but they had a couple bottles of Paul John Brilliance Single Malt and I couldn't say no to that.

I cracked open that vodka the other night and it is seriously excellent. Also excellent is the hot dog and drink (ft. refill) for one dollar and fifty cents!!!

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!


I love Costco

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!


I love Costco

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:


:same:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.


binge crotching posted:

How many guests? I'd probably plan on 1/2 a bottle per person to be safe, and vodka tends to be more popular than other alcohols.

Also, if they still have the cheap Moët, buy a few cases of it. Champagne tends to be a popular drink at weddings.

Agreed. We got 2x the vodka as everything else and it was the first gone. Get 4 handles of Vodka for 100 people, along with the other liquors and beer and wine.

Virigoth
Apr 28, 2009

Corona rules everything around me
C.R.E.A.M. get the virus
In the ICU y'all......





Sticky posted:

Greetings friends, I was out of town this week and stopped at a foreign New Jersey Costco and got the (french) vodka and the 7 year old bourbon. I was gonna get the 20 year speyside but they had a couple bottles of Paul John Brilliance Single Malt and I couldn't say no to that.

I cracked open that vodka the other night and it is seriously excellent. Also excellent is the hot dog and drink (ft. refill) for one dollar and fifty cents!!!

I also visited a Costco on walk about and can confirm the Spokane Costco is a worthy site for communion and hot dogs.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

fatal oopsie-daisy posted:

Buddy I lift 4 times a week and have 12% body fat, rippling with muscles all over so fast that Id steal your wife, your girlfriend and your daughter in one double bicep flex. No one I know can match me when it comes to leanness and I work hard and it shows. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want, as much as I want, thanks very much.

YEA BRO GET BEEFY

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong


Chinatown posted:

YEA BRO GET BEEFY

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice






Went to the 'co today to get gas and lunch. On my way out of the store there was a guy who had a while cartload full of nothing but those absorbent pads for pets. I can only hope he works for the humane society.

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